vote for me 2016

Apr 19, 2007 03:20

im announcing my candidacy for president of the united states of 2016. (if we (we as in, humanity) make it that far) my platform is as follows:(in order of importance) im for legalization of all plants. and im against 'drugs' that make your heart explode. (why do we ban ephedra and keep its bath-tub created synthetic ephedrine legal?) im for a logical look at the environment (we're never going to have a zero-impact upon it and global warming is more than likely created by our sun (i dont have sources atm, but every planet in our solar system has increased 'global' temperature by 2degrees c)i mean stop polluting and all, but come on seriously, we've only been monitoring things for 50 years or so, and in the long run, we're still far colder than times past, and warmer than times past, who really knows? its all for your last dollar right now) im for women deciding what is best for themselves. and i think that if you want to sleep with it, go for it man. (excluding children, obviously, we really know better) i support helping the have-nots, and just generally raising the quality of life for everyone.

i think i've covered all the bases, so come on, uber-grass roots start, ive got 8 years...we can do this.
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