Episode reaction: Funk.
So we start off by Jesse being a complete douche. Finn AND Puck stepping forward in defense of their show choir and their girl...Love. Also, Groff is so hot that I can almost forgive Jesse for being such a spectacular dipshit.
Sue is just such a bitch. Though, apparently Schue is, too. I would have lost it on her, too.
Watching people get divorced will never not be awkward. Is it wrong that I actually kind of shipped Will/Terri during this scene?
Oh, god. Quinn "Thinking, 'trust me,' was a responsible birth control option." I love you, bb.
Puck. Finn. Defending the honour of New Directions. I could not be happier about this. Bromance is back. Nothing brings men together more than slashing tires. That look between them in the choir room might already be in my top 5 moments on Glee. "Finn and I might still hate each other for some reason." Yes, Puck. Wonder what that is.
"Shut it, Puckerman!" will always be amazing. Always.
Laughing at Quinn wanting to be funky, aww. Come on. Give the girl a break!
Schue taking interest in how Rachel's feeling is so sweet. And her going on and on while he gets lost in thought? Totally on point.
Tell Me Something Good. Helloooo, Schue. In a leather jacket? Gratuitous ass shot? I'm convinced, Schue. You seduced me. There's something innately skeezy about anyone seducing Sue, but whatever. I'll just focus on hot teacher.
Puck and Finn working. Cute boys! Yes, Puck. You can go shirtless under your apron. Loser is amazing. It's just so lazy and nonchalant. I love Finn and Puck in the same frame again. They're my favourite friendship on the show.
Is Terri legit hitting on Finn? Really?
This Schue/Sue thing is hilarious. I'll admit it.
Finn is so goddamn adorable. He just tries to make everyone feel better about themselves. Even cougars who are totally trying to bed him.
(Why is Kurt wearing a beetle broach?)
Sing it, Quinn. Though...this is kind of creepy, with all these preggos dancing. I mean, yeah, dance if you're pregnant and you want to, but this is...This is bad. Why is Finn looking at her all longingly? I mean, I get Puck watching her, but not Finn. (Unless he's still in love with her. And I'm just not sure how I feel about that.)
Schue giving Sue a taste of her own medicine? I'm gonna come right out and say it's totally hot.
Good Vibrations. Are there words for how terribly awkward and amazing this is? Puck breakdancing? Finn's gold chains? Rachel's adorable little clapping.
Quinn moving in with Mercedes? That's incredibly adorable. I really love this idea. We've seen their friendship growing over the back nine and it's really nice to know they understand one another like this.
Will and Sue have some kind of understanding! Cute.
Rachel, sweetie. Okay. I take it back. Groff is not hot enough for Jesse to be this big a douchebag. I'm seriously tearing up. No one can possibly understand how much I love this girl.
Puck defending Rachel! Messing up that Jesse kid's face! DO IT!
Oh, Mr. Schue. How far you've fallen. Almost kissing Sue?
Give Up The Funk! The song I've been listening to five times a day since I bought the soundtrack. I love it. Quinn's belly cracks me up! MATT AND RACHEL DANCING TOGETHER! My UC shipper heart loves it! Puck in a wife beater. Yes, please and thank you.
On the whole? I loved it. It had all my favourite things. Finn/Puck bromance. Quinn/friend. People respecting/sticking up for Rachel. Good music. Laughs, cuteness, just...everything.