An Observation
Did you know that "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is more fun to watch when on oxycontin?
I've decided its definitely soft-core porn. Erect Toy Soldiers...riding the reindeer...breaking and entering to see the children sleep...bribing them with toys so they'll sit on your lap and kiss you...PORN I TELL YOU! PORN!
And I'm sorry- if you wear a bright red and fuzzy white outfit with matching stupid hat AND you travel with a group of 'little people' - DUDE! growing a beard WILL NOT hide you from the cops.
Hey- I just noticed something - Mr. Kingle and his stalker bride Jessica aren't legally married! They decorated the woods and stood with the little people and the animals.
Santa is living in SIN!
The horrors of it all.
After this, The Year Without a Santa Claus is on.
That should be good for a laugh or two.
Oxy = my new best friend.
I've decided its definitely soft-core porn. Erect Toy Soldiers...riding the reindeer...breaking and entering to see the children sleep...bribing them with toys so they'll sit on your lap and kiss you...PORN I TELL YOU! PORN!
And I'm sorry- if you wear a bright red and fuzzy white outfit with matching stupid hat AND you travel with a group of 'little people' - DUDE! growing a beard WILL NOT hide you from the cops.
Hey- I just noticed something - Mr. Kingle and his stalker bride Jessica aren't legally married! They decorated the woods and stood with the little people and the animals.
Santa is living in SIN!
The horrors of it all.
After this, The Year Without a Santa Claus is on.
That should be good for a laugh or two.
Oxy = my new best friend.