It took me a while to come up with something for eggnog...
I can say it is 100 words exactly, and sorta uses the word eggnog...
The doctor had just walked away after giving the Cohens his diagnosis.
“So I guess you could say Ryan has an eggnog-gin…” Seth was the only one to laugh at his lame joke.
Everyone else just stared at him - except Ryan who was still unconscious.
“You know,” Seth attempted to explain. “The doctor said Ryan has a bump about the size of an egg on the back of his head. Another word for head is noggin. Since it’s Christmas Eve, Ryan has an eggnog-gin. Get it?”
Kirsten sighed. “Seth…”
Sandy reprimanded. “Not now!”
Summer hit him.
Ryan lay silent.