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Only in Calgary! *lol*
Mount Royal Barbie: This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Bankers Hall. She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a two million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, Stillwater Spa certificates, and a workaholic, cheating Dr. Ken.
Forest Lawn Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows. Methadone Clinic Ken included. Also available with orange coveralls.
Airdrie Barbie: This model wears Wrangler jeans two sizes too small and a NASCAR shirt. Accessories include a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Country 105 bumper stickers.
Eau Claire Barbie: Eau Claire Barbie comes with a Mini Cooper and a $200,000 bachelorette pad. She likes to lunch on a salad at Murrieta's most days and carries her Chihuahua, named Pookie, in her handbag. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job downtown as an analyst. Also available: numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken.
Bowness Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your mullet-wearing boyfriend. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, with assorted g-strings that stick out the back, and a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached and BIG. Accessories include: a 1996 Camaro Z-28 and a CD-player equipped with vintage Ozzy.
Inglewood Ken: This special Ken comes complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. You can find him dancing at Detour with a gaggle of his best friends. Barbie not available in this area.
17th Avenue Barbie: This Barbie is usually found shopping in her Lululemon yoga outfit with her snowboarding, shaggy-haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends, you can find this Barbie babe at Cafe Beano with a swarm of Barbie friends and a grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. You can purchase this Barbie's poorboy cap and torn Levi's for her laid-back days.
Pump Hill Barbie: This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken's house and Ken's cabin in Banff.
Mount Royal Barbie: This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Bankers Hall. She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a two million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, Stillwater Spa certificates, and a workaholic, cheating Dr. Ken.
Forest Lawn Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows. Methadone Clinic Ken included. Also available with orange coveralls.
Airdrie Barbie: This model wears Wrangler jeans two sizes too small and a NASCAR shirt. Accessories include a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Country 105 bumper stickers.
Eau Claire Barbie: Eau Claire Barbie comes with a Mini Cooper and a $200,000 bachelorette pad. She likes to lunch on a salad at Murrieta's most days and carries her Chihuahua, named Pookie, in her handbag. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job downtown as an analyst. Also available: numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken.
Bowness Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your mullet-wearing boyfriend. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, with assorted g-strings that stick out the back, and a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached and BIG. Accessories include: a 1996 Camaro Z-28 and a CD-player equipped with vintage Ozzy.
Inglewood Ken: This special Ken comes complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. You can find him dancing at Detour with a gaggle of his best friends. Barbie not available in this area.
17th Avenue Barbie: This Barbie is usually found shopping in her Lululemon yoga outfit with her snowboarding, shaggy-haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends, you can find this Barbie babe at Cafe Beano with a swarm of Barbie friends and a grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. You can purchase this Barbie's poorboy cap and torn Levi's for her laid-back days.
Pump Hill Barbie: This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken's house and Ken's cabin in Banff.