Computers 101

[smashupfate]

People of New York! I've noticed that a lot of new arrivals seem pretty mystified with the strange technology they find here. However, there's no need to be! Today, I'm going to peel away the layers of mystery surrounding these advanced machines, and tell you everything you need to know about personal computing

Comments

[burningnow]

.....how come the screen blinks out when I hit it?

(OOC: yes, the answer seems self-explainetory, but....)

[smashupfate]

Because you're breaking it. My advice would be to stop hitting it.

[halfthesky]

Hitting it always works for me.

[smashupfate]

What is it with you people and breaking the computers?

[burningnow]

.....well, that's stupid. Why isn't it stronger?

[smashupfate]

I don't know, ask the manufacturer.

[burningnow]

.....*sound of a fist connecting with something solid, probably the moniter*

Piece of shit technology.