i never do these but i thought this one was funny
ok, so...my mom is black, my dad is a jew ( oh what a fit the kkk would have), my brother and sister seem like two celebrities who would date or maybe they have and i just dont read the enquirer, my dog is named after one of the greatest musicians of all time, umm i have a boyfriend but uh its orlando bloom so who's complaining, and my best friend was a pirate( and also a very talented actor i must say)
my real best friend might not be a celebrity or a pirate, but i think she is better than both
lastly, i have pink eye so if you see me somewhere im not stoned