I am that epic.
[The following is through Tor, friendslocked, AND with a locking spell that readers would have to unlock.]
I investigated Ash's room the other day. It had definitely been broken into through a very precise transformation spell on the doorknob (making the lock useless). Otherwise, not many leads there.
I did however take her computer. Yes, I stole. Get over it. But Ash had sent a letter to her parole officer and it was after that that there were incidents on campus. So I wanted to take a look at it, seeing it was the best lead.
Her computer is a vile machine, a machine spawned in the lowest circle of Hell; it was more polite to me, but that's a relative term. I still had to fight it Chuck Norris-style until it finally understood that it could be easily sent to the scrap pile. Or worse, a museum.
I'm just one hell of a student, I guess.
If my theories are true, then there will be Men in Black coming after me. It's fine if they come after just me.
In fact, I prefer it that way. Less to worry about.
I investigated Ash's room the other day. It had definitely been broken into through a very precise transformation spell on the doorknob (making the lock useless). Otherwise, not many leads there.
I did however take her computer. Yes, I stole. Get over it. But Ash had sent a letter to her parole officer and it was after that that there were incidents on campus. So I wanted to take a look at it, seeing it was the best lead.
Her computer is a vile machine, a machine spawned in the lowest circle of Hell; it was more polite to me, but that's a relative term. I still had to fight it Chuck Norris-style until it finally understood that it could be easily sent to the scrap pile. Or worse, a museum.
I'm just one hell of a student, I guess.
If my theories are true, then there will be Men in Black coming after me. It's fine if they come after just me.
In fact, I prefer it that way. Less to worry about.