Apparently, I'm not on the list.
So, this would've been the part of the post where I'd excited slap up a picture of me, post-Paley Festival "Heroes" panel, hugging Masi Oka. I might have asked him to do the "bending space and time" face, too.
But no. No hug from Hiro, because he was shuffled offstage in an awful damn hurry. No picture of his constipated space-time-bendo face. No, what Megan got today was RAMMED UP THE ASS ON THE 101 FREEWAY BY SOME SKINHEAD ASSHOLE WHO WAS TEXT-MESSAGING WHEN HE REAR-ENDED ME, ADMITTED TO HAVING HAD SEVERAL BEERS, AND FLED THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT.
Ahem. So, I spent a fucking hour of my life sitting helpless and terrified on the side of the 101, waiting for the cop to come write a report so I would not get a price hike in my insurance when I am just one short beautiful year away from that "three years' accident free" mark. Not to mention, the aforementioned asshole? Kept calling my cell phone to offer to pay me whatever I needed to get the car fixed, that it just didn't need to "turn into a big mess".
Fucking scared out of my mind. So kids, since I did not get a Hiro hug, since I got smashed into instead, you guys get a survey. Deal with it.
First Reaction: Type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 37 words. Don't think and don't go back and change.
1. Beer: Give me the guinness and no one gets hurt
2. Anorexic: Nicole Richie
3. Relationships: Disastrous
4. Your Last Ex: Hannibal Lecter
5. Power Rangers: Go Go
6. Weed: Whacker
7. The President: Grassy Knoll, anyone?
8. Cars: Vroom
9. Gas Prices: Make me sad
10. Halloween: Every day
11. Bon Jovi: Gives love a bad name
12. Religion: Jedi
13. MySpace: A new convenience in stalking
14. Worst fear: heights
15. Marriage: *mind draws a total blank*
16. Paris Hilton: Terrifying
17. Brunettes: Sexy
18. Redheads: Dead sexy
19: Politics: Hot air
20: Pass the time: Knitting and bitching
21. One night stands: Turn into relationships with me
22. Cell Phone: Never rings
23. Pixie Stix: Crack
24. Vanilla Ice Cream: Naked
25. Port a Potties: Smell weird
26. High school: Spent in a basement
27. Pajamas: Happy
28. Woods: Home
29. Wet Socks: Ew
30. Alcohol: Hand me the tequila and no one gets hurt
31. The word love: A lie
32. My best friends: Patient
33. Money: I don't HAVE any!
34. Heartache: A lifestyle
35. Love: margaritas
36. Time: Bandits
37. Divorce: lawyer
But no. No hug from Hiro, because he was shuffled offstage in an awful damn hurry. No picture of his constipated space-time-bendo face. No, what Megan got today was RAMMED UP THE ASS ON THE 101 FREEWAY BY SOME SKINHEAD ASSHOLE WHO WAS TEXT-MESSAGING WHEN HE REAR-ENDED ME, ADMITTED TO HAVING HAD SEVERAL BEERS, AND FLED THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT.
Ahem. So, I spent a fucking hour of my life sitting helpless and terrified on the side of the 101, waiting for the cop to come write a report so I would not get a price hike in my insurance when I am just one short beautiful year away from that "three years' accident free" mark. Not to mention, the aforementioned asshole? Kept calling my cell phone to offer to pay me whatever I needed to get the car fixed, that it just didn't need to "turn into a big mess".
Fucking scared out of my mind. So kids, since I did not get a Hiro hug, since I got smashed into instead, you guys get a survey. Deal with it.
First Reaction: Type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 37 words. Don't think and don't go back and change.
1. Beer: Give me the guinness and no one gets hurt
2. Anorexic: Nicole Richie
3. Relationships: Disastrous
4. Your Last Ex: Hannibal Lecter
5. Power Rangers: Go Go
6. Weed: Whacker
7. The President: Grassy Knoll, anyone?
8. Cars: Vroom
9. Gas Prices: Make me sad
10. Halloween: Every day
11. Bon Jovi: Gives love a bad name
12. Religion: Jedi
13. MySpace: A new convenience in stalking
14. Worst fear: heights
15. Marriage: *mind draws a total blank*
16. Paris Hilton: Terrifying
17. Brunettes: Sexy
18. Redheads: Dead sexy
19: Politics: Hot air
20: Pass the time: Knitting and bitching
21. One night stands: Turn into relationships with me
22. Cell Phone: Never rings
23. Pixie Stix: Crack
24. Vanilla Ice Cream: Naked
25. Port a Potties: Smell weird
26. High school: Spent in a basement
27. Pajamas: Happy
28. Woods: Home
29. Wet Socks: Ew
30. Alcohol: Hand me the tequila and no one gets hurt
31. The word love: A lie
32. My best friends: Patient
33. Money: I don't HAVE any!
34. Heartache: A lifestyle
35. Love: margaritas
36. Time: Bandits
37. Divorce: lawyer