straight from the archives at d-land.com
since today was a day i could actually sit back and relax, i actually found the time to dig through the archives of a journal i've had for a couple of years.
i found this particular entry from almost a year ago, and figured it was worth sharing again.
keep in mind that i only recently found out that this guy is actually some jewish guy from melbourne, australia. sigh. sad, but true.
at any rate, read if you're so inclined.
=================================================
2002-04-12 - 5:29 p.m.
**DISCLAIMER - I am not homophobic by any means. I apologize in advance for what you're about to read. If you're bored enough, please continue.**
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: Visit me at www.geocities.com/asianprince213
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: Sign my guestbook and tell me how sexy I am@
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: !
Instantkimbean [4:53 PM]: fuck off.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: AsianPrince understands that you are uneasy in the presence of such a beautiful being
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: There is nothing to be nervous about!
Instantkimbean [4:54 PM]: you have got to be kidding.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: Visit my website if you don't believe me! I am just that hot!
Instantkimbean [4:54 PM]: how many times have you had plastic surgery?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: It's all natural, let me assure you!
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: yeah, right.
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: are you a drag queen?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: Oh no, AsianPrince is a real ladies man!
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: are you sure?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: In addition to being irresistable, AsianPrince is also tough and strong
Instantkimbean [4:56 PM]: he seems pretty frail to me.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:56 PM]: Appearances are not everything.
Instantkimbean [4:56 PM]: you seem to think so.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:56 PM]: There is also wealth, sex, fast cars, and sold out concert appearances
Instantkimbean [4:57 PM]: you are so unbelieveably shallow.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:58 PM]: And unbelievably sexy!
Instantkimbean [4:58 PM]: did you know that you are going straight to hell?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:58 PM]: AsianPrince does not believe in any sort of afterlife
Instantkimbean [4:58 PM]: Is "he" an athiest?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:59 PM]: For the most part.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:59 PM]: But spirituality is not what is important to AsianPrince. The ladies are what he puts his energy into!
Instantkimbean [5:00 PM]: "He" really should put his "energy" into charities.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: You pretend to be disgusted by me, but there is a little voice inside of you screaming "Ravage me AsianPrince Ravage me!"
Instantkimbean [5:00 PM]: haha... that is wishful thinking on your part.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: I have donated to many charitites...like...one charity that will pay for breast implants of poverty-striken women!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: Now everyone can be sexy enough for me!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: I founded that charity!
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: that is bullshit.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:01 PM]: It is true, let me assure you.
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: bullshit!
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: even if it were true, it's completely immoral.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:01 PM]: Immoral?
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: Ooh, did i just use a big word?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: Is promiscous sex and over-indulgence in material things immoral too? If it is, AsianPrince is screwed!
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: Yes he is.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: So are you one of these holy rollers that AsianPrince hears so much about?
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: Did you know that Rivers Cuomo is the sexiest man alive?
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: "holy roller" ? lmao
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: You speak of "going straight to hell" and "immoral" things.
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: Yeah, you could say that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: Rivers Cuomo sent his picture into my "Possible Gay Men" section.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: I have yet to post it.
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: Ha. That is a lie.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: It is true!
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: If he's gay, then why has he had countless encounters with asian women?
Instantkimbean [5:04 PM]: Oh, no! Could it be that he has a fetish?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:04 PM]: Bi-sexual perhaps! AsianPrince has seen it all!
Instantkimbean [5:04 PM]: I wonder if "AsianPrince" is bi-sexual... *ponders*
SilkyAsianPrince [5:04 PM]: No, but would that be considered "immoral" by a person like you?
Instantkimbean [5:05 PM]: YES.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: And why is that?
Instantkimbean [5:05 PM]: BECAUSE IT IS WRONG.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: What makes it wrong?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: AsianPrince is turned off by narrow-minded women!~
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: You give bi-sexuality a bad name.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:06 PM]: AsianPrince is not bisexual though.
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: Yes he is.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:06 PM]: He is 100% for the ladies! *Pelvis thrust*
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: Then why does he dress like a crack-whore?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: So would you lose respect for Rivers Cuomo if he were bi or homosexual?
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: No.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: He dresses in only the finest Asian clothing!
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: But only Rivers Cuomo.
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: It makes him look like a crack-whore.
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: He really should go for the "mountain man" look
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: It makes me look glamorous!
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: Trust me, the "lumberjack" look is WAY BETTER.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: Or maybe the "nerd core" look that all you Weezer fans seem to be into!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: AsianPrince could get some black glasses with some tape in the middle!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: I can see it now!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: Wait...but then I would no longer have my good looks and sex appeal!
Instantkimbean [5:08 PM]: Ha. At least he wouldn't look like a transvestite.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:09 PM]: Tell that to the hundreds of women that have been ravaged by AsianPrince and the hundreds more to come!
Instantkimbean [5:09 PM]: Does he have any STDs?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:09 PM]: I use only the best protection!
Instantkimbean [5:10 PM]: Only abstinence is the best protection. I doubt you use that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:10 PM]: Well AsianPrince is not a prudish, narrow-minded indivisual, so the safest protection on the market will have to do!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:11 PM]: It's worked well so far!
Instantkimbean [5:11 PM]: I wonder how many illegitimate children he has....
Instantkimbean [5:11 PM]: He is a man-whore.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: Like I said, I use protection
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: Like i said, i don't believe you.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: I have only one child, and he wants to be just like his old man some day1
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: !
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: He wants to be a transvestite, too?? How cute.
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: I'll bet he's going to need a ton of therapy when he grows older.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He is already charming the ladies around the clock!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He is only in the second grade!
Instantkimbean [5:13 PM]: How long is his hair?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He had a little woman in his room until the wee hours of the morning the other day!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: Quite long!
Instantkimbean [5:14 PM]: That is disgusting.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:15 PM]: Long hair is disgusting?
Instantkimbean [5:15 PM]: You are.
Instantkimbean [5:15 PM]: You are full of yourself.
Instantkimbean [5:16 PM]: You would probably gain a lot more respect if you actually had some balls.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: AsianPrince is full of himself, but who wouldn't be if they were me?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: I am just that incredible.
Instantkimbean [5:16 PM]: You are blatantly full of shit.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: And as for my balls...they are like grapefruits, Madam!
Instantkimbean [5:17 PM]: I'll bet you have trouble finding a comfortable pair of pants.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:17 PM]: My pants are made from the finest Asian silks!
Instantkimbean [5:18 PM]: Hey, why are you wasting your time talking to me? Should you be off screwing some girl?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: Not tonight...I am quarantined with the flu
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: It is truly sad.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: My hand will have to do the job this evening.
Instantkimbean [5:18 PM]: I'll bet you look like crap.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:19 PM]: For me yes, but I still look gorgeous compared to the average man!
Instantkimbean [5:19 PM]: What about woman?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:19 PM]: AsianPrince will ignore your spiteful insults.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:20 PM]: You do it out of jealousy toward me
Instantkimbean [5:20 PM]: Shouldn't he already be ignoring me?
Instantkimbean [5:20 PM]: Rivers Cuomo is still the sexiest man alive.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:21 PM]: Rivers Cuomo would give a kidney to sleep with me!
Instantkimbean [5:21 PM]: Why would he do that, when he can sleep with an actual woman?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:22 PM]: Because no one has the sexual stamina and technique like AsianPrince!
Instantkimbean [5:22 PM]: Yeah, and i'll bet you have drunken orgies every night.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:22 PM]: Every now in then! In one of my spacious, sexy vans!
Instantkimbean [5:23 PM]: In a van?
Instantkimbean [5:23 PM]: hahaha...
SilkyAsianPrince [5:23 PM]: Sometimes!
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: Isn't that considered "low class"?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: You should see some of my vans!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have only the best!
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: I'd rather not.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: Check them out on my website!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have pictures of some of them
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: I'll bet my van is cooler than yours!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I think not
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: It's orange.
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: Yeah, i think so.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: My vans are for womanizing, but my cars are what I prize most!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have over Five million dollars with of cars!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:25 PM]: I love to drive baby!
Instantkimbean [5:25 PM]: Uh uh... *yawns in an uninterested manner*
SilkyAsianPrince [5:25 PM]: Your loss!
Instantkimbean [5:25 PM]: Heh. No, it's yours.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:26 PM]: Ha. AsianPrince has many women who are sexier, more intelligent, and better in bed than you!
Instantkimbean [5:26 PM]: I doubt that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:26 PM]: You should be honored to speak with me even for a few moments
Instantkimbean [5:26 PM]: I'm not.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:27 PM]: that is too bad
Instantkimbean [5:27 PM]: No, it's not. Why? Because i really don't give a damn
============================================
that's all, folks.
i found this particular entry from almost a year ago, and figured it was worth sharing again.
keep in mind that i only recently found out that this guy is actually some jewish guy from melbourne, australia. sigh. sad, but true.
at any rate, read if you're so inclined.
=================================================
2002-04-12 - 5:29 p.m.
**DISCLAIMER - I am not homophobic by any means. I apologize in advance for what you're about to read. If you're bored enough, please continue.**
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: Visit me at www.geocities.com/asianprince213
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: Sign my guestbook and tell me how sexy I am@
SilkyAsianPrince [4:53 PM]: !
Instantkimbean [4:53 PM]: fuck off.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: AsianPrince understands that you are uneasy in the presence of such a beautiful being
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: There is nothing to be nervous about!
Instantkimbean [4:54 PM]: you have got to be kidding.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:54 PM]: Visit my website if you don't believe me! I am just that hot!
Instantkimbean [4:54 PM]: how many times have you had plastic surgery?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: It's all natural, let me assure you!
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: yeah, right.
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: are you a drag queen?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: Oh no, AsianPrince is a real ladies man!
Instantkimbean [4:55 PM]: are you sure?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:55 PM]: In addition to being irresistable, AsianPrince is also tough and strong
Instantkimbean [4:56 PM]: he seems pretty frail to me.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:56 PM]: Appearances are not everything.
Instantkimbean [4:56 PM]: you seem to think so.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:56 PM]: There is also wealth, sex, fast cars, and sold out concert appearances
Instantkimbean [4:57 PM]: you are so unbelieveably shallow.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:58 PM]: And unbelievably sexy!
Instantkimbean [4:58 PM]: did you know that you are going straight to hell?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:58 PM]: AsianPrince does not believe in any sort of afterlife
Instantkimbean [4:58 PM]: Is "he" an athiest?
SilkyAsianPrince [4:59 PM]: For the most part.
SilkyAsianPrince [4:59 PM]: But spirituality is not what is important to AsianPrince. The ladies are what he puts his energy into!
Instantkimbean [5:00 PM]: "He" really should put his "energy" into charities.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: You pretend to be disgusted by me, but there is a little voice inside of you screaming "Ravage me AsianPrince Ravage me!"
Instantkimbean [5:00 PM]: haha... that is wishful thinking on your part.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: I have donated to many charitites...like...one charity that will pay for breast implants of poverty-striken women!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: Now everyone can be sexy enough for me!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:00 PM]: I founded that charity!
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: that is bullshit.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:01 PM]: It is true, let me assure you.
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: bullshit!
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: even if it were true, it's completely immoral.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:01 PM]: Immoral?
Instantkimbean [5:01 PM]: Ooh, did i just use a big word?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: Is promiscous sex and over-indulgence in material things immoral too? If it is, AsianPrince is screwed!
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: Yes he is.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: So are you one of these holy rollers that AsianPrince hears so much about?
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: Did you know that Rivers Cuomo is the sexiest man alive?
Instantkimbean [5:02 PM]: "holy roller" ? lmao
SilkyAsianPrince [5:02 PM]: You speak of "going straight to hell" and "immoral" things.
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: Yeah, you could say that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: Rivers Cuomo sent his picture into my "Possible Gay Men" section.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: I have yet to post it.
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: Ha. That is a lie.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:03 PM]: It is true!
Instantkimbean [5:03 PM]: If he's gay, then why has he had countless encounters with asian women?
Instantkimbean [5:04 PM]: Oh, no! Could it be that he has a fetish?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:04 PM]: Bi-sexual perhaps! AsianPrince has seen it all!
Instantkimbean [5:04 PM]: I wonder if "AsianPrince" is bi-sexual... *ponders*
SilkyAsianPrince [5:04 PM]: No, but would that be considered "immoral" by a person like you?
Instantkimbean [5:05 PM]: YES.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: And why is that?
Instantkimbean [5:05 PM]: BECAUSE IT IS WRONG.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: What makes it wrong?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:05 PM]: AsianPrince is turned off by narrow-minded women!~
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: You give bi-sexuality a bad name.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:06 PM]: AsianPrince is not bisexual though.
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: Yes he is.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:06 PM]: He is 100% for the ladies! *Pelvis thrust*
Instantkimbean [5:06 PM]: Then why does he dress like a crack-whore?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: So would you lose respect for Rivers Cuomo if he were bi or homosexual?
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: No.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: He dresses in only the finest Asian clothing!
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: But only Rivers Cuomo.
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: It makes him look like a crack-whore.
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: He really should go for the "mountain man" look
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: It makes me look glamorous!
Instantkimbean [5:07 PM]: Trust me, the "lumberjack" look is WAY BETTER.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:07 PM]: Or maybe the "nerd core" look that all you Weezer fans seem to be into!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: AsianPrince could get some black glasses with some tape in the middle!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: I can see it now!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:08 PM]: Wait...but then I would no longer have my good looks and sex appeal!
Instantkimbean [5:08 PM]: Ha. At least he wouldn't look like a transvestite.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:09 PM]: Tell that to the hundreds of women that have been ravaged by AsianPrince and the hundreds more to come!
Instantkimbean [5:09 PM]: Does he have any STDs?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:09 PM]: I use only the best protection!
Instantkimbean [5:10 PM]: Only abstinence is the best protection. I doubt you use that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:10 PM]: Well AsianPrince is not a prudish, narrow-minded indivisual, so the safest protection on the market will have to do!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:11 PM]: It's worked well so far!
Instantkimbean [5:11 PM]: I wonder how many illegitimate children he has....
Instantkimbean [5:11 PM]: He is a man-whore.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: Like I said, I use protection
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: Like i said, i don't believe you.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: I have only one child, and he wants to be just like his old man some day1
SilkyAsianPrince [5:12 PM]: !
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: He wants to be a transvestite, too?? How cute.
Instantkimbean [5:12 PM]: I'll bet he's going to need a ton of therapy when he grows older.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He is already charming the ladies around the clock!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He is only in the second grade!
Instantkimbean [5:13 PM]: How long is his hair?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: He had a little woman in his room until the wee hours of the morning the other day!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:13 PM]: Quite long!
Instantkimbean [5:14 PM]: That is disgusting.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:15 PM]: Long hair is disgusting?
Instantkimbean [5:15 PM]: You are.
Instantkimbean [5:15 PM]: You are full of yourself.
Instantkimbean [5:16 PM]: You would probably gain a lot more respect if you actually had some balls.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: AsianPrince is full of himself, but who wouldn't be if they were me?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: I am just that incredible.
Instantkimbean [5:16 PM]: You are blatantly full of shit.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:16 PM]: And as for my balls...they are like grapefruits, Madam!
Instantkimbean [5:17 PM]: I'll bet you have trouble finding a comfortable pair of pants.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:17 PM]: My pants are made from the finest Asian silks!
Instantkimbean [5:18 PM]: Hey, why are you wasting your time talking to me? Should you be off screwing some girl?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: Not tonight...I am quarantined with the flu
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: It is truly sad.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:18 PM]: My hand will have to do the job this evening.
Instantkimbean [5:18 PM]: I'll bet you look like crap.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:19 PM]: For me yes, but I still look gorgeous compared to the average man!
Instantkimbean [5:19 PM]: What about woman?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:19 PM]: AsianPrince will ignore your spiteful insults.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:20 PM]: You do it out of jealousy toward me
Instantkimbean [5:20 PM]: Shouldn't he already be ignoring me?
Instantkimbean [5:20 PM]: Rivers Cuomo is still the sexiest man alive.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:21 PM]: Rivers Cuomo would give a kidney to sleep with me!
Instantkimbean [5:21 PM]: Why would he do that, when he can sleep with an actual woman?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:22 PM]: Because no one has the sexual stamina and technique like AsianPrince!
Instantkimbean [5:22 PM]: Yeah, and i'll bet you have drunken orgies every night.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:22 PM]: Every now in then! In one of my spacious, sexy vans!
Instantkimbean [5:23 PM]: In a van?
Instantkimbean [5:23 PM]: hahaha...
SilkyAsianPrince [5:23 PM]: Sometimes!
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: Isn't that considered "low class"?
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: You should see some of my vans!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have only the best!
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: I'd rather not.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: Check them out on my website!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have pictures of some of them
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: I'll bet my van is cooler than yours!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I think not
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: It's orange.
Instantkimbean [5:24 PM]: Yeah, i think so.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: My vans are for womanizing, but my cars are what I prize most!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:24 PM]: I have over Five million dollars with of cars!
SilkyAsianPrince [5:25 PM]: I love to drive baby!
Instantkimbean [5:25 PM]: Uh uh... *yawns in an uninterested manner*
SilkyAsianPrince [5:25 PM]: Your loss!
Instantkimbean [5:25 PM]: Heh. No, it's yours.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:26 PM]: Ha. AsianPrince has many women who are sexier, more intelligent, and better in bed than you!
Instantkimbean [5:26 PM]: I doubt that.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:26 PM]: You should be honored to speak with me even for a few moments
Instantkimbean [5:26 PM]: I'm not.
SilkyAsianPrince [5:27 PM]: that is too bad
Instantkimbean [5:27 PM]: No, it's not. Why? Because i really don't give a damn
============================================
that's all, folks.