Hey, you suck too!
Hey, I think that everyone with at least one eye and half a brain would say that my big first entry sucked. It was too short and I couldn't tell all you happy people my creatively sick story, but I lost it and I will have to type it up laterz. From time to time I work on this retarded comic that I like to call Deady Bear, if I have time in my retardedly busy schedule I'll scan a page or two and throw it on here. I hope I don't see it anywhere else cus then I'd have to open up a can of whoop-ass on you mofos!!! But seriously the plot of the comic is... there isn't really a plot it's just this stupid bear getting killed in anyway I can think of. I know, quality entertainment for today's sick and twisted youth (like myself). I didn't get to type near anything in the last entry and that sucked alot, so like I was saying yesterday was cool. I ate tacos for dinner, and I watched a dumb movie then went to bed half way through the dumb movie. I also re-did my journal page so it looks half decent. Wow, two consecutive days of random crap being typed into my computer and fed throughout the world. I think I might actually like this LiveJournal thing. Oh wait! I do have a story that I wrote (in 5 minutes) that I can share with everyone. It was an assignment for English, it's a parable (a short story with a moral) so check it out:
Dat Gai and The Ancient Monkeys
A parable by John McGee
Dat Gai was the owner of a prosperous banana field and had actually never lifted a finger in his long wealthy life. When Dat had his aging father killed he was given the life every man dreamed of, the life of doing absolutely nothing and gaining everything. One day Dat was awakened by the shouts of his hundred child workers ,whom he payed only table scraps a day. He rushed outside only to behold a terrifying sight, perched on each of his prize winning trees was a monkey. These monkeys were no ordinary monkeys, and were said to devour the lives of the greedy and foolish. The fattest and obviously oldest monkey ordered Dat to either sacrifice the lives of his hundred workers, or half of his bananas for the next three seasons.
Dat had the keen mind of a businessman and knew that if he were to lose his workers he could always find more workers and generate just as much profit than if he allowed the monkeys to stay for the next three years. So he allowed the monkeys to devour the brains of each child, he even smiled in gratitude before the grizzly scene. After the monkey’s “feast” Dat proudly returned to his home, only to find the two hundred parents of his now deceased workers waiting by his house. The angry parents dragged Dat to his field, tied him to one of his banana trees and proceeded to burn him alive along with his entire crop.
So what do you think? It was short and fast and got me a good great on the assignment. Wow, Sparta goes good with a bagle and cream cheese (Im eating a bagle and cheese while listening to Sparta not eating the CD you sick-os)Well I think I'm done, so ummmmm..... bye!!!!
Dat Gai and The Ancient Monkeys
A parable by John McGee
Dat Gai was the owner of a prosperous banana field and had actually never lifted a finger in his long wealthy life. When Dat had his aging father killed he was given the life every man dreamed of, the life of doing absolutely nothing and gaining everything. One day Dat was awakened by the shouts of his hundred child workers ,whom he payed only table scraps a day. He rushed outside only to behold a terrifying sight, perched on each of his prize winning trees was a monkey. These monkeys were no ordinary monkeys, and were said to devour the lives of the greedy and foolish. The fattest and obviously oldest monkey ordered Dat to either sacrifice the lives of his hundred workers, or half of his bananas for the next three seasons.
Dat had the keen mind of a businessman and knew that if he were to lose his workers he could always find more workers and generate just as much profit than if he allowed the monkeys to stay for the next three years. So he allowed the monkeys to devour the brains of each child, he even smiled in gratitude before the grizzly scene. After the monkey’s “feast” Dat proudly returned to his home, only to find the two hundred parents of his now deceased workers waiting by his house. The angry parents dragged Dat to his field, tied him to one of his banana trees and proceeded to burn him alive along with his entire crop.
So what do you think? It was short and fast and got me a good great on the assignment. Wow, Sparta goes good with a bagle and cream cheese (Im eating a bagle and cheese while listening to Sparta not eating the CD you sick-os)Well I think I'm done, so ummmmm..... bye!!!!