Hero of the Blue Flames

[tellianhero_ike]

After seeing peace restored to Tellius, Ike sets out an adventure and leaves Tellius for good. Traveling leads him to a weird sparkling portal. Ike stares at the portal and shrugs. Nothing can stop him anyways. He had survived anything that came him way and he wasn't going to let a portal stop his adventure.

Ike steps into the portal, and comes out

Comments

[ohboyimdaisy]

Bashing royalties are we?

[tellianhero_ike]

Only if you're a royalty and a bitch at the same time. Don't tell me you are one now, princess.

[ohboyimdaisy]

Oh please, not again.

Just because I'm wearing a dress does not mean I'm a man. Where I come from, men wear the dresses.
People need to understand this.

And yes, I am royalty and yes, I am a bitch. A male bitch, if you please.

[tellianhero_ike]

Well, well, well. Aren't you a kinky one now? I don't think I would mind having you around -smirk-

[ohboyimdaisy]

Is that your pathetic attempt at flirting? Hah.

Sorry buddy, but you look a [Tapping his shoulder with each word] bit too old for me.

[tellianhero_ike]

Ha! Flirting with you? No thanks. I can find any pretty lady off the streets of Crimea without even looking inside the palace.

After all, aren't you with that pansy-looking green stick man with a mustache on his face?

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[ohboyimdaisy]

[ohboyimdaisy]

Number one. Princess Luigi is a female.

Number two. I. Am. A. Guy.

Number three. You're confusing me a bit here. Are you looking for princess or princes, here? Or princesses that look like princes or princes that look like princesses?

[tellianhero_ike]

Wow, I'm sorry but you're confusing the already confused mercenary here. Just tell me this: Are you a high-strung, snooty noble or not?

[ohboyimdaisy]

I suppose it goes from person to person.
Depending on your attitude, I can be a real bitch.

[tellianhero_ike]

I suppose so. After all, a little pretty flower told me that you were a bitch to her after stealing her dress.

[ohboyimdaisy]

Stealing...

You've been talking to her haven't you?

She's a flat out liar. I've had this dress all my life. She's the one copying my style, here.

[tellianhero_ike]

Oh? Maybe you should stand up to her and voice defend your honor like a man? Whaddya say? She reals wants "her dress" back.

[ohboyimdaisy]

Well.

She can just suck it up. It's my dress, and she can go use her own copy of it. If she wants my dress that badly she can come and get it!