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I was in the middle of the pink Yoshi's brain surgery when my cell phone rang. I put down all my equipment, and left the Yoshi with her head wide open in the middle of the surgery room..all alone. The call told me to meet outside of the hospital, at the front of the hospital walk 547 paces to to the left, jump down the warp pipe while yelling the words Mini Mni Mushroom where art thou mini mushroom! When i was finished warping i ended up in a forest, a quite dark and SpoOoOky forest. When out of nowhere a pteraydactyl grabbed my shoulder and carried me away, lakitu was behind me this whole time giving me the play by play. I was suddenly dropped to what i thought was my death but it wasn't. A giant warp pipe appeared, i fell through and warped to where ever i am now, so i thought i should take a pill, so i did thinking i was having a nightmare so i took the nightmare begone pill but all that happened was a bashing headache so wait where am I?