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ATTENTION, ALL STUDENTS AND STAFF OF SMASH ACADEMY:
It's me, General Guy. You may have seen me around campus over the past few years, attending classes at both the high school and university level. However, I've recently accepted a job as an administrative assistant to the hands. Now, you may be asking yourself what this changes. Simply put, everything. I will be delivering messages from them to you, and vice versa.
Basically, it will do you well to treat me with some more respect than you're used to- I could potentially make things rather difficult for you, if you catch my meaning!
Except for you, King Bowser, sir! You are always in my good graces, of course.
That's all!
It's me, General Guy. You may have seen me around campus over the past few years, attending classes at both the high school and university level. However, I've recently accepted a job as an administrative assistant to the hands. Now, you may be asking yourself what this changes. Simply put, everything. I will be delivering messages from them to you, and vice versa.
Basically, it will do you well to treat me with some more respect than you're used to- I could potentially make things rather difficult for you, if you catch my meaning!
Except for you, King Bowser, sir! You are always in my good graces, of course.
That's all!