002 [GIFTS]
DOOM. DOOM UPON YOU ALL.
Wario: YOU WAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO THE FEELING OF
SOMETHING WET
IN YOUR BED
It's the severed head of a Piranha Plant and it's leaking it's plant-y juices all over your sheets. In its mouth is a note that says "YOU OWE ME MONEY".
Mac: A pair of argyle socks, love ANONYMOUS. If you put them on, you are COMPELLED TO DANCE EVERY TERRIBLE DANCE INVENTED FROM 1968 TO 1999. NONSTOP. They unravel themselves after a few hours of wear.
Doopliss: A mask! It's totally quality and even though she thinks you're scary enough without it, sometimes you just gotta have a pumpkin face. A few pouches of miscellaneous mischief-making powders with effects that vary from uncontrollable itching to glow-in-the-dark tongues.
Skull Kid: A box of firecrackers. They are totally magic and erupt into fancy colors and shapes and some of them chase people before dissipating.
Hilda: UGH, ROOMMATE. Ashley feels sort of bad being mean to you, so she actually went and bought you a legitimate present. It's a Gengar Pokedoll AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT.
Vinnie: You liked the demon tulips. Please enjoy some demon poinsettias. 'Tis the season.
Celebi: Whatever. You get a jar of what looks like some kind of unborn animal floating in embalming fluid.
Milimili: A rock? It has some googly eyes glued to it and no matter where you put it at night, it's always right next to your face when you wake up.
SECRET SANTA SPARKSTER: Who the heck are you. You get an empty box that, when opened, explodes. The soot does not come off for an entire day.
Wario: YOU WAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO THE FEELING OF
SOMETHING WET
IN YOUR BED
It's the severed head of a Piranha Plant and it's leaking it's plant-y juices all over your sheets. In its mouth is a note that says "YOU OWE ME MONEY".
Mac: A pair of argyle socks, love ANONYMOUS. If you put them on, you are COMPELLED TO DANCE EVERY TERRIBLE DANCE INVENTED FROM 1968 TO 1999. NONSTOP. They unravel themselves after a few hours of wear.
Doopliss: A mask! It's totally quality and even though she thinks you're scary enough without it, sometimes you just gotta have a pumpkin face. A few pouches of miscellaneous mischief-making powders with effects that vary from uncontrollable itching to glow-in-the-dark tongues.
Skull Kid: A box of firecrackers. They are totally magic and erupt into fancy colors and shapes and some of them chase people before dissipating.
Hilda: UGH, ROOMMATE. Ashley feels sort of bad being mean to you, so she actually went and bought you a legitimate present. It's a Gengar Pokedoll AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT.
Vinnie: You liked the demon tulips. Please enjoy some demon poinsettias. 'Tis the season.
Celebi: Whatever. You get a jar of what looks like some kind of unborn animal floating in embalming fluid.
Milimili: A rock? It has some googly eyes glued to it and no matter where you put it at night, it's always right next to your face when you wake up.
SECRET SANTA SPARKSTER: Who the heck are you. You get an empty box that, when opened, explodes. The soot does not come off for an entire day.