Dec 26, 2011 18:23
[STOP MEETING AND LIKING PEOPLE OH MY GOD I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR SOCIAL LIFE KNUCKLES]
Ameratsu for secret santa: Knuckles doesn't know you very well except you and Bob fought pretty hard on that one Rescue Mission. And that you are a big puppy. You, therefore, get a box of tennis balls.
Cream: You get a big plush My Little Ponyta: Friendship is Awesome toy. It's a Rainbow Splash Seahorse Pony. Because everyone knows she's the cool one. (Right? That's what the kids these days are into, right?)
Ganondorf: A bottle of nice scotch in a set with two glasses. In other words 'We should totally sit down and drink this one of these days bra'.
Blaze: A fancy hair clip with a jewel on it that sort of looks like a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles has never seen the Sol Emeralds, but assumes they sort of look the same. He is wrong but the thought is there any way.
Silver: Some hair spray. You must be using some SERIOUS product to keep that 'do airborne, after all.
Eggman: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.
Raikov: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.
Cyrus: A Xerox of Knuckles' butt.
Librarians: A hand written apology for using the Library Xerox machine to make Xeroxes of his butt.
Goombella: A pretty sweater, some replacement bulbs for her Plinth helmet's light, a copy of reservations for two at a fancy shmancy upscale restaurant in town and a card. In the card is a note apologizing for not being around as much as he'd like, an apology for probably making her worry, and a promise to make up for it.
Voile: He's never quite sure what to get you, Voile. This year it is a set of mittens. They are green and fuzzy and will hopefully keep those little hands of yours nice and warm should you be outside.
Everyone else Knuckles knows and likes: You get fruit this year. Knuckles is not feeling exactly CHRISTMASSY right now so he got some good, fresh fruit from the wholefoods market, some nice bags and baskets and a whole big pile of cards. Each card has some variation of 'happy holidays' or 'merry christmas' on it.
metal gear: raikov,
punch out: little mac,
advance wars: max,
star fox: leon,
okami: amaterasu,
kid icarus: pit