[She could pay for this. Her sister was an ex Chief Prosecutor before after all.]
Jeff: A boxset of Mystery Science Theatre (or whatever Smash canon calls it).
Phoenix: A nice
filing cabinet. Hey, it's practical.
Frank: One of those stupid cheap cameras as a joke, along with a box of those really corny zombie movies since you love zombies so much, right.
Doopliss: It took her some science magic and looking up on the internet plus invading the chemistry labs, but she made a bottle of DISAPPEARING INK for you. What, she thought it was cool. It's labeled and everything so you know that's what it is.
Poo: You were pretty nice to her so she made sure she got you something. You like tea? Ema bought you, like, five flavors of tea.
Ron: A whistle. A shiny one. For cop security guard stuff.
Celebi: OH SHE REMEMBERS YOU, SS. She got you an HOURGLASS plus some CHOCOLATE. The hourglass looks a bit retro and the chocolate is CHOCOLATE.