[Guess who gets to be one of those lucky people? HINT: IT'S JEFF.
After a few years of being here he's finally getting the hang of this whole Thanksgiving thing, and aside from the food poisoning that one year he tried to cook, the day is usually pretty calm. Especially for SBG. So the last thing he is expecting when he steps outside for some fresh air is corpses raining from the sky.]
AGH--!
[Wait. That looks more like a Halloween prop than an actual corpse. Oh, phew.]
Have some malicious laughter from up above, Jeff. You may not have heard it for a while, but it's exactly the same as it was years ago. God, even that mean little grin is the same.]
[Flint got a complaint about a smell and was lucky enough to discover one of the bodies by nearly tripping over it. Oh great, now he's gotta clean this up.
But first he's gonna lineface at it. Hard. As if that will do anything.]
[If Flint had spider-senses, he might've seen that coming. Instead, he's now covered in salsa and ketchup. He's doing his best to keep his poker face as he slowly turns and looks up.]
[Slippy was planning to spend his morning giving his car a tune-up. He slides underneath only to quickly slide back out when he finds something down there.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DEAD BODY! DEAD BODY! DEA-heeeey, wait a minute...
[He pokes head under the car and sees that the "body" is nothing more than a prop covered in salsa.]
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After a few years of being here he's finally getting the hang of this whole Thanksgiving thing, and aside from the food poisoning that one year he tried to cook, the day is usually pretty calm. Especially for SBG. So the last thing he is expecting when he steps outside for some fresh air is corpses raining from the sky.]
AGH--!
[Wait. That looks more like a Halloween prop than an actual corpse. Oh, phew.]
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Have some malicious laughter from up above, Jeff. You may not have heard it for a while, but it's exactly the same as it was years ago. God, even that mean little grin is the same.]
HA! I totally got you, nerdlinger!
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That's not funny! That's just insensitive!
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[Yes. Clearly this is the only problem that could come from someone flinging a fake corpse at you.]
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But first he's gonna lineface at it. Hard. As if that will do anything.]
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This is based off the fact that Pokey's going to try pushing another one on top of you from his perch. Head's up!]
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Okay. Joke's over.
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Joke's over when I say it's over.
[God damn you have just never seen or heard a kid so smug, Flint.]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DEAD BODY! DEAD BODY! DEA-heeeey, wait a minute...
[He pokes head under the car and sees that the "body" is nothing more than a prop covered in salsa.]
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Until he saw that the distressed voice belonged to a giant frog why was the frog still here why frogs.
... He could look at it later.]
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