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Oct 14, 2011 21:33

Hey team, I got a question.

I was just wonderin' how everyone's been doin' lately.

You know, just like in general. I figure I might ask since there's been a few folks who've been down in the dumps.

pokemon: green oak, pokemon: blast (blastoise), pokemon: kerosene (charizard), pokemon: bulba (ivysaur), !private post

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[Green has a rare Slowizard] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 02:42:12 UTC

I came back about a month ago.

The real question is where have you been?

[Keep him away from Shellders.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 02:53:44 UTC

Buildin' a secret volcanic lair to house my evil Death Satellite 'til it's ready for launch.

...After I was done around the gym and Oak's lab, I went to Aiden's. Did some catchin' up.

[No mention of his Family Planning with Sasha, noooope.]

More importantly, you think you can just show up without gettin' a fight? I been sharpenin' my skills all summer! You're goin' down for sure this time.

[I'd rather evolve him into a Chariking.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 02:58:54 UTC

Sounds like an adventure. You didn't cause too much trouble, did you?

Ahaha... great. I gotta say, you're not the only one who's been doin' it, too. I spent my time goin' back and forth from the island to the gym. But hey, can't say I don't miss beating you again and again! When you wanna do it?

[Silly hats are go.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:05:39 UTC

Is there truly such a thing as too much trouble, Blast?

You know me: the sooner, the better. I was damn close the last time around, y'know. Better make sure your ass is ready for the curbstompin' it's gonna receive.

[... http://i.imgur.com/5PJ6U.png SILLY HATS.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 03:41:48 UTC

For you? Yeah, there is.

Right, I wouldn't forget about that. I'm good for any time.

I'll admit that you were, but almost doesn't cut it. We'll see just who's ass is gonna be gettin' all the kicks.

[I declare that the best silly hat. :') ] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:52:51 UTC

I like to think of myself as exploring new frontiers of troublemakin'. I ain't a problem child, I'm a pioneer.

Make sure you are, 'cause I'm gonna be springin' a fight on you when you least expect it, buddy. I'm just sayin': I been doin' better and better each time I take you on. Your reign of shittiness is about to come to an end.

[I'm glad I made you proud of my amazing editing skills.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 04:13:43 UTC

As long as your name doesn't come up on the news sayin' that you killed a guy or set a place on fire.

Heheh, we'll see about that, Char. We'll see. [Hearing that makes him so proud you don't even know. 8')]

[So very, very proud. You have proven yourself worthy, grasshopper.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 04:55:53 UTC

Hey, no worries. I disposed of the evidence.

...And let the rest of the team know we gotta have ourselves a Digimon Stadium tourney in the near future. Why settle for just beatin' your face in when I can beat you at video games too?

[Th-thank you, Master. /cries happy tears] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 05:02:25 UTC

Don't make me start taggin' along with you every time you go out, I will.

I see you're goin' all out just to have me beat you again and again, Char. It's kind of cute.

[Now go forth, grasshopper, and meet your destiny.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 05:10:29 UTC

That's assumin' your blubbery ass can even keep up with me.

Hey, watch it. You think you're so cool just 'cause you been winnin' the last few times?

[By which he means every time ever, but sssh.]

[I will!! /falls off a cliff.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 05:16:54 UTC

Hey, considerin' I can keep up with Bulba just fine.

I don't mean to brag, but yeah, considerin' it was more along the lines of hmm... about every single time we've played.

[Ehehe, rubbin' your nose all up in this 8')]

[...Quickest destiny ever.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 05:56:43 UTC

Bulba's slower'n me too, Einstein. [BLAZING FAST BASE 100 SPEED YEAAAAHHHH]

Yeah, yeah, smug it up, chucklefuck. We'll see who's laughin' this time around!

[Sorry, my mom died and all.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 06:24:00 UTC

I can also cover a lot more ground with the use of my cannons.

We'll see. It's on Char.

[Gondolences, Elizagirth.] blazinglizard October 15 2011, 06:30:26 UTC

And I got wings. Big whoop.

Just one question, Blast. When I hand your ass to you on a platter, would you like it well-done or medium-rare?

[Daijyoubu, Snap-kun.] hydropumpin October 15 2011, 06:56:19 UTC

You're missin' the point of what I'm tryin' to say.

I don't know why you're askin' questions that are pretty meaningless.

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 07:09:49 UTC

Nah, I got your point loud and clear: you're a smegma-for-brains ball of bacon grease and/or Cheeto dust. Ain't no way you're gonna be movin' faster'n me anytime soon, buddy.

Oh, what's that? Beaten raw with an extra side of thoroughly kicked? Got it.

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