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Oct 10, 2011 22:44

Hello;

I'm Sanae Hanekoma, but you can call me Sanae Hanekoma. The Cafe Wildkat is now officially open if you're in the mood for Java.

Also, starting this week, I'll be running some classes in the school. If you're curious, stop in.

...Oh, and one more thing; no shells allowed in this cafe. Sorry kiddos. No can do.

pokemon: marie (squirtle), pilotwings: goose, kirby: kirby, zelda: nabooru, pokemon: theo (empoleon), ace attorney: phoenix wright, mario: parakarry, street fighter: cammy white, pokemon: riley, !public post, !chat post, twewy: sanae hanekoma, advance wars: hawke

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[text] badasscopters October 11 2011, 13:25:23 UTC

... Shells are kinda random, guy.

You allow Kahlua in the building?

[text] poursthejava October 11 2011, 13:34:02 UTC

Sure. Don't see why not. So long as you share.

Re: [text] badasscopters October 11 2011, 16:50:39 UTC

I've got plenty to share. I stock up around the holidays.

So... I'll bring three bottles or somethin'.

[dear god goose no]

[text] poursthejava October 12 2011, 02:00:47 UTC

Yeah, that works. After this, I'll probably need some.

Re: [text] badasscopters October 12 2011, 12:06:40 UTC

'After this'?

What, the shells making you cry?

[WHAT IS IT WITH SHELLS... He can't get over that part]

Re: [text] poursthejava October 13 2011, 00:35:49 UTC

Not even close, kiddo.

[text -> video] badasscopters October 13 2011, 00:43:20 UTC

'Kiddo'?

... You ain't even close. I bet you're just around my age, too.

[He switches over to a video feed and gives a wave.]

C'mon. Do I look and sound like a kid to you?

[video] poursthejava October 13 2011, 05:18:21 UTC

[HEY HERE'S A VIDEO TOO.]

Yup. Definitely a kid.

[video; wow self way to fuck up his age] badasscopters October 13 2011, 14:24:16 UTC

I ain't that young. [ARM FOLD. I mean, he does look really young for his age- still looks like a teenager, in fact- but still.]

29. And you're...?

[video; nice done] poursthejava October 14 2011, 04:44:20 UTC

Old. Older than that.

[video; i am winner] badasscopters October 14 2011, 13:52:14 UTC

Oh.

[Well that's. awkward. um.]

... 35?

[video; i like very much] poursthejava October 16 2011, 04:19:10 UTC

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, kiddo.

[video; u no u rike] badasscopters October 16 2011, 15:12:39 UTC

We've got ancient gods around here.

Trust me. I'll believe ya.

[video; i rike u vy vy much] poursthejava October 17 2011, 04:48:52 UTC

Oh good, I'll stop in and say hi.

[video; oh bb u////////u] badasscopters October 17 2011, 14:27:50 UTC

Good.

...

Aaaaaand? Where's the astonished face? The screamin' and shit? Unless you don't think I'm serious.

[This is the chillest reply to 'ancient gods and legendaries in the school' that he has ever received.]

[video; blushublushu] poursthejava October 17 2011, 14:29:58 UTC

I think you're serious.

[he's probably older than them.]

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