GYM CLASS - And now for some BEAR WRESTLING ON A HOT FRIDAY AFTERNOON
*The students have been told to stand in the school's fighting area. It has been modified to look like a wrestling ring.*
*Something that appears to be MASTER CHEF an alien in costume appears in the middle of the ring as smoke covers the floor of the ring. Taking off the helmet, it turns out the alien is none other that Waluigi himself who is in a full-fledged anti-bear suit THING.*
OKAY LADIES, SMALL DISCLAIMER SO YOUR PARENTS DON'T SUE ME, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DO THIS IN SCHOOL.*taps magically appearing microphone that didn't seem to be there before*
So as you may have noticed, today is special. That's because I've decided to give the class along with another teacher. Today kids, boys will become men and girls will be ...more butch than all the guys who are not taking this class. You will have my full permission to kick any guy who is not attending today in the balls.
TODAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE.
TODAY YOU WILL WRESTLE...WITH AN URSARING
*Talks in his mike as the ENTIRE outside courtyard echoes his words at Volume 11*
HAILING FROM MT.MORTAR, HE'S 700 POUNDS OF MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINE. HE'S KILLED MEN JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. HE HAS A LASER EYE AND CLAWS AS SHARP AS KNIVES. DON'T TRUST HIS NAME, OR HE WILL CRUSH YOU...
PHO NANCY FUK!
*Nancy Slowly walks up the ring, growling and menacing. He stops by where the students are sitting, gives them a mean look and roars, making baseball caps and hair fly.
Satisfied at his taunt, he gets into the ring, nearly causing an EARTHQUAKE. He gives Waluigi a firm handshake, nearly making the man fall down, despite his bear suit.*
*THEN! Another rock song fills the air, as Waluigi turns to the other side and points toward the track's as ONE BADASS FIGURE walks slowly toward the ring as RANDOM EXPLOSIONS go on around him.*
AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM THE TOWN OF VERMILLION, WEIGHING AT 270 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE, HE'S ONE MEAN MOTHERF*censored*! ...OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CENSORING CRAP. ANYWAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MY FELLOW TEACHER,
..MATTIES SURGE!
*Back straight, arms pumping back and forth, and legs walking in step with the beat, Surge marches towards the ring. His face is completely blank, determined eyes hidden behind his pair of sunglasses. Cooly strolling past the students, he briefly glaces over them, eyes narrowing. He gives a brief nod at Waluigi as he climbs into the ring. Eyes focusing on his opponent, he tears off his shades and throws them into the sea of students. *
*Both opponents prepare to get into the ring, as Waluigi steps out gracefully, despite being a full suit. ...Probably because he's taller than the ring's elastics*
I HOPE YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTES FROM SURGE BECAUSE, AFTER HE'S DONE,
THAT BEAR IS GOING TO BE FIGHTING YOUR ASSES. ONE BY ONE.
*Hands everyone a sheet of paper with the following notes;*
NOT GETTING KILLED BY NANCY = D
HIT NANCY = C
HIT NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = C+
HIT NANCY TWICE = B
HIT NANCY TWICE AND NOT GET KILLED = B+
WRESTLE NANCY = A
WRESTLE NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = A+
MAKE FUN OF NANCY'S NAME AT LEAST ONCE = HALF A GRADE UPGRADE.
*Something that appears to be MASTER CHEF an alien in costume appears in the middle of the ring as smoke covers the floor of the ring. Taking off the helmet, it turns out the alien is none other that Waluigi himself who is in a full-fledged anti-bear suit THING.*
OKAY LADIES, SMALL DISCLAIMER SO YOUR PARENTS DON'T SUE ME, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DO THIS IN SCHOOL.*taps magically appearing microphone that didn't seem to be there before*
So as you may have noticed, today is special. That's because I've decided to give the class along with another teacher. Today kids, boys will become men and girls will be ...more butch than all the guys who are not taking this class. You will have my full permission to kick any guy who is not attending today in the balls.
TODAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE.
TODAY YOU WILL WRESTLE...WITH AN URSARING
*Talks in his mike as the ENTIRE outside courtyard echoes his words at Volume 11*
Click to viewHAILING FROM MT.MORTAR, HE'S 700 POUNDS OF MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINE. HE'S KILLED MEN JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. HE HAS A LASER EYE AND CLAWS AS SHARP AS KNIVES. DON'T TRUST HIS NAME, OR HE WILL CRUSH YOU...
PHO NANCY FUK!
*Nancy Slowly walks up the ring, growling and menacing. He stops by where the students are sitting, gives them a mean look and roars, making baseball caps and hair fly.
Satisfied at his taunt, he gets into the ring, nearly causing an EARTHQUAKE. He gives Waluigi a firm handshake, nearly making the man fall down, despite his bear suit.*
*THEN! Another rock song fills the air, as Waluigi turns to the other side and points toward the track's as ONE BADASS FIGURE walks slowly toward the ring as RANDOM EXPLOSIONS go on around him.*
AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM THE TOWN OF VERMILLION, WEIGHING AT 270 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE, HE'S ONE MEAN MOTHERF*censored*! ...OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CENSORING CRAP. ANYWAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MY FELLOW TEACHER,
..MATTIES SURGE!
*Back straight, arms pumping back and forth, and legs walking in step with the beat, Surge marches towards the ring. His face is completely blank, determined eyes hidden behind his pair of sunglasses. Cooly strolling past the students, he briefly glaces over them, eyes narrowing. He gives a brief nod at Waluigi as he climbs into the ring. Eyes focusing on his opponent, he tears off his shades and throws them into the sea of students. *
*Both opponents prepare to get into the ring, as Waluigi steps out gracefully, despite being a full suit. ...Probably because he's taller than the ring's elastics*
I HOPE YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTES FROM SURGE BECAUSE, AFTER HE'S DONE,
THAT BEAR IS GOING TO BE FIGHTING YOUR ASSES. ONE BY ONE.
*Hands everyone a sheet of paper with the following notes;*
NOT GETTING KILLED BY NANCY = D
HIT NANCY = C
HIT NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = C+
HIT NANCY TWICE = B
HIT NANCY TWICE AND NOT GET KILLED = B+
WRESTLE NANCY = A
WRESTLE NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = A+
MAKE FUN OF NANCY'S NAME AT LEAST ONCE = HALF A GRADE UPGRADE.