Business class #1
What: Giovanni's first Business class~
Ah.... Let's see here.
Welcome to Sumabura Gakuen's first Business class!
Now, I'm aware that, as a whole you students are here to become stronger, not actually learn the things a school is generally assumed to teach, but... I digress.
If we are to have a battle stategy teacher, then I suggest also making attendance at another of these classes- For generally being so, so unrelated to the art- and I will admit that it is an art- or fighting, business strategies can be used in many aspects of the battlefield.
Now, onwards to the lesson.
As today is simply an introductory class, I'm not going to get into the... intricacies that can lead a man such as myself to be the phenominal success I have become.
In any case, As this is an introductory class, as I have stated, today's 'lesson'- if we may really refer to it as that, for you shant learn much- will focus most entirely on reasons this class will be worth your time, as I'm sure you are all more than aware that the amount of actual intellect in tis schoool appearss to be nearly nonexistant.
Oh- I apologize, I shouldn't say such unbased things, I'm perfectly sure that all of you children are more than capable of learning how to do someting other than bash each other's heads in ith sticks.
Such base and primitive things should be left to the idiots and animals, don't you agree?
But I digress.
My class, on the whole, is going to consist ofvery few key elements, upon which I will expand until each of you is capable of handling yourself in a diplomatic, and businesslike manner, as well as techniques needed to ensure yourself a succesful and prosperous business life.
Of course, I will never teach you how to surpass myself.
Many things have been said about me, I will admit, and not one has been that I am a stupid man.
I suppose this could be considered your 'lesson one', both in Business and what Battle strategies you may glean from me, that lesson being in the form of a simple saying- 'Friends close, Enemies closer.'
Now, Children, of course, I consider none of you to be my enemies, merely young men and women with potential to become great.
which is why I have come here to become your teacher-
To help you on your way, but also, to help myself. I can find those of you with real potential, and put blocks in your way- if I am to have my rivals, I fully expect them to be well worth my time.
Those of you who find yourselves lucky eough to have caught my extra attention, if it pleases you, think of it as a game.
Another thing I've used in my sucess- make it a game. In what new and innovative ways can you smash the blocks and rise to the top?
I look forward to seeing much from you students.
Now, if you wouldn't be opposed to filling out a small survey for me, I would be obliged to learn a little something about my students.
*Woah, where did those Team Rocket lacys come from- oh, well, it's Giovanni, does it matter? they pass out a piece of paper to each desk, and then disapear back into the shadows they apear to have come from*
Name:
Age:
Grade:
Have you any experience with Business?:
Anything you want me to know?:
Ah.... Let's see here.
Welcome to Sumabura Gakuen's first Business class!
Now, I'm aware that, as a whole you students are here to become stronger, not actually learn the things a school is generally assumed to teach, but... I digress.
If we are to have a battle stategy teacher, then I suggest also making attendance at another of these classes- For generally being so, so unrelated to the art- and I will admit that it is an art- or fighting, business strategies can be used in many aspects of the battlefield.
Now, onwards to the lesson.
As today is simply an introductory class, I'm not going to get into the... intricacies that can lead a man such as myself to be the phenominal success I have become.
In any case, As this is an introductory class, as I have stated, today's 'lesson'- if we may really refer to it as that, for you shant learn much- will focus most entirely on reasons this class will be worth your time, as I'm sure you are all more than aware that the amount of actual intellect in tis schoool appearss to be nearly nonexistant.
Oh- I apologize, I shouldn't say such unbased things, I'm perfectly sure that all of you children are more than capable of learning how to do someting other than bash each other's heads in ith sticks.
Such base and primitive things should be left to the idiots and animals, don't you agree?
But I digress.
My class, on the whole, is going to consist ofvery few key elements, upon which I will expand until each of you is capable of handling yourself in a diplomatic, and businesslike manner, as well as techniques needed to ensure yourself a succesful and prosperous business life.
Of course, I will never teach you how to surpass myself.
Many things have been said about me, I will admit, and not one has been that I am a stupid man.
I suppose this could be considered your 'lesson one', both in Business and what Battle strategies you may glean from me, that lesson being in the form of a simple saying- 'Friends close, Enemies closer.'
Now, Children, of course, I consider none of you to be my enemies, merely young men and women with potential to become great.
which is why I have come here to become your teacher-
To help you on your way, but also, to help myself. I can find those of you with real potential, and put blocks in your way- if I am to have my rivals, I fully expect them to be well worth my time.
Those of you who find yourselves lucky eough to have caught my extra attention, if it pleases you, think of it as a game.
Another thing I've used in my sucess- make it a game. In what new and innovative ways can you smash the blocks and rise to the top?
I look forward to seeing much from you students.
Now, if you wouldn't be opposed to filling out a small survey for me, I would be obliged to learn a little something about my students.
*Woah, where did those Team Rocket lacys come from- oh, well, it's Giovanni, does it matter? they pass out a piece of paper to each desk, and then disapear back into the shadows they apear to have come from*
Name:
Age:
Grade:
Have you any experience with Business?:
Anything you want me to know?: