Biology
Alright, the class has officially started so everyone please do sit in your assigned seats. Don't make me get out the whistle like last time, I am not the spineless easy professor that you think I am! Official grades are be going to be handed to all of you in the distant future. From what I've seen so far no one is failing this class as of now, and I know that no one would like to see that change.
This class is not that difficult so personally I am not one bit stunned. Animals and plants are all around us and every single one has a purpose in this life...whether if they directly effect nature or if they're trying to devour you and your army as your desperately attempt to fight for your life.
We're going to be having another test next week so to prepare all of you I have assigned each and every one of you to research a plant, animal or strange hybrid of the two so you can learn what family they come from, their habitats, their diet, behavior and line of evolution. After all it's what we've been learning about since day one so this should only be a warm up.
...Hmmm this morning one of the jars are missing again. It's the one with a preserved underdeveloped Bulborb larvae. That was one of my favorites too, I LOVE irony. This class is not as bad as Chemistry, who keeps breaking all the equipment in that class anyways?! That comes straight out of my wallet you know!
This class is not that difficult so personally I am not one bit stunned. Animals and plants are all around us and every single one has a purpose in this life...whether if they directly effect nature or if they're trying to devour you and your army as your desperately attempt to fight for your life.
We're going to be having another test next week so to prepare all of you I have assigned each and every one of you to research a plant, animal or strange hybrid of the two so you can learn what family they come from, their habitats, their diet, behavior and line of evolution. After all it's what we've been learning about since day one so this should only be a warm up.
...Hmmm this morning one of the jars are missing again. It's the one with a preserved underdeveloped Bulborb larvae. That was one of my favorites too, I LOVE irony. This class is not as bad as Chemistry, who keeps breaking all the equipment in that class anyways?! That comes straight out of my wallet you know!