*hmphs before standing in front of more-or-less tired students*
Harumph! Okay class. Since you look soooo psyched right after coming to that really damned crazy and not so relaxing trip, I thought it would be "fun" to get your day started with....
*paper rustles*
A POP QUIZ. Take all your materials away - except for your pencil and eraser - and take the test. When you are done, you can leave. Any blank handed-in forms will result in fatal shake-age. GOT IT?
Oh, your last problem set grades are posted as well...AND TAKE THIS WEEK'S HOMEWORK ON THE WAY OUT. har har har. >:}
THE TEST
POSTED GRADES
Andonuts, Jeff: B+
Bulbasaur: B+
Caroso, Panther: B -
Doe, Ninten: A -
Dragmire, Ganondorf: F
Flora, Daisy: B+
Goombario: A -
Goombella: A
Guy: B
Hoshino, Kirby: C +
Kaze, Link: B+
Kumatora: C
Lucas: B+
Luigi: B
Mario: B
Nimbus, Mallow: B+
Oak, Green: B
Peasley: A -
Pit: B+
Prower, Miles: A -
R.O.B.: A
Rose, Amy: B +
Roy: B -
Tony: B+
Totodile: C+
(Jeff's Homework is attached with a note: "Please go to a counselor to see about this obsession with Mr. Falcon's...various aspects. I know you are probably gaypredisposed to not like women but...DON'T DO IT EVER AGAIN.")
((To others who I missed...just think of a grade they would get and go from there. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF YOU GAIZ.))