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[HOT SPRINGS TRIP] - MIXED SPRINGS

Jul 13, 2008 20:32

Characters: Faculty only!
What: Hot Springs - Faculty side!
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs, the mixed springs--which are in the middle.
When: Sunday, July 13th
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average

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ninten (mother), goose (pilotwings), pokey (mother), linebeck (zelda), captain falcon (f-zero), weavile (pokemon), snake (metal gear), oak (pokemon), otacon (metal gear), !rp log, wario (mario), flint (mother), geno (mario), sable (animal crossing), leon powalski (starfox), chef kawasaki (kirby), falco lombardi (star fox), waluigi (mario), lieutenant surge (pokemon), * event - hotsprings of youth, olimar (pikmin), misty (pokemon), chibi-robo (chibi-robo!), jolene (zelda), samus aran (metroid), jeff andonuts (mother)

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Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 02:15:42 UTC

"Youth... Eh?" Porky asked himself, as he saw the large wooden sign. It seemed that this was something that he was more interested in than the regular springs. After all, he came for this one. "If I could use some of that water... Kekeke..." he laughed. With haste, while nobody was looking, Porky ran in his towel straight into the path. Running past the trees and woods, Porky found it: the cursed spring of the Fountain of Youth Resorts. He came to it and looked down. It was just like the regular springs in the resort. The Pig King didn't truly believe the legend, but at the moment, he really craved for his youth back. "If this thing can really make me young again..." Porky whispered to himself. Covering his nose, he jumped right in. In the waters, Porky's form and shape started changing. At the moment, he was a man over thousands of years old, but his age started gradually changing more and more. Those wrinkles disappeared and his shape started becoming thinner and taller. Soon, as he peeked out of the waters, Porky was at the age of thirty, young and handsome, surprisingly. "Hahaha... Kya, ha, ha, hah! I'm... I'm young again! I'm more charming than I ever was before!" he yelled. His voice changed too. It was a bit more deeper, yet even after all of these changes, he retained his child-like mind. "Kya, ha, ha, hah! Kyaaa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaah!!!"

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 04:42:01 UTC

"Come on, you're so slow!" Falcon laughed as he jogged down the inconspicuous path that lead away from the faculty springs. He wasn't quite sure where they were going...but what would be the fun in knowing that?

"So I heard a couple hotel employees this morning talking about some kind of private spring towards the back of the grounds. Hopefully it'll be as...ah...private as they made it sound. It's supposed to be a secret or something? I dunno."

He waited a little for Ollie to catch up, clearly excited about the prospect of getting away from both students and faculty for a little private time. "Should be up here a ways."

Re: Secret Path: Porky leadthemalong July 14 2008, 04:48:41 UTC

"Hold on Doug! I'm not as fast as you!" Not that he was even bothering to jog, it was too much of a chore to get worked up over something like this no matter how nice it sounded. He appreciated Falcon's causes so he could catch up with Falcon. Not only was this not his native form, Olimar was no where near as in good as shape as Falcon. Which only made the smaller captain slightly insecure.

"It doesn't sound like a secret if you heard others talking about it but it sounds more interesting then watching Wario pick more fights with you." Secretly he was just as excited to get away from all the students and staff for the day as Falcon was.

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 04:53:27 UTC

Porky, who was still in the spring, decreasing his age a little bit more, overheard a few voices. 'Falcon and Olimar,' he thought, smiling. He had the perfect chance to get back at them. No doubt they've read all the Warning signs before coming here. They probably just wanted to be alone. Porky climbed out of the springs and put the towel around his waist again. Once they get here, Porky would play a little prank on them. 'You don't deserve it at all, but let me allow you to share the joy I feel right now,' he thought, 'Falcon, Olimar... Let's see what you were like all those years ago,' He stood there, waiting. There was no need to run. His new appearance was the perfect disguise.

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 04:59:12 UTC

"Hey, Ollie! Signs. We must be close." Nevermind that they were in some bizarre language he couldn't comprehend. Falcon rounded a bend in the path, Olimar close behind him. He stopped short when he saw the spring.

"Huh. Look at that. There is a spring. Wonder why it's not on the map or anything." He took a moment to examine the area...it was secluded and wooded, the vegetation around the spring itself unkempt and wild. Falcon shot Ollie a glance over his shoulder. "Pretty cool, huh."

The sound of a footstep immediately told Falcon that he and the other captain were not alone. "Who?" He looked up to see a man that appeared to be in his thirties who had apparently just gotten out of the spring. "Oh...uh...sorry sir. Didn't...mean to disturb you." Feh. Not private at all...at least not right now. Maybe he'll leave.

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 05:10:13 UTC

"It's no trouble," Porky said, calmly smiling. With that, Porky stepped out of the way and started walking. "The water here's just as nice as the one in the spring back there," he said, "But you feel a lot more energetic. I suggest you take a dip," Surprisingly enough, Porky showed no bitterness or hostility in his words. He kept a cool head and waited until Falcon and Olimar got close enough to the spring, which is when he would finally make his move. Porky was intent on revenge, but somehow, this form of his allowed him to keep calm. The Pig King did well, maintaining his disguise.

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 05:16:34 UTC

Falcon was naturally wary of random strangers, and even with the man's calm attitude, he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

There was just...something...

He blamed it on his natural paranoia, but at the same time he knew his instincts were rarely wrong. Not taking his eyes off the stranger, he inched closer to the spring, taking Ollie by the arm and bringing him along. "Uh...thanks...we'll just...uhm...do that then."

Re: Secret Path: Porky leadthemalong July 14 2008, 05:37:33 UTC

Something seemed really creepy about all of this, but if Falcon trusted this TOTAL STRANGER then he must be pretty confident. "Alright, if you say so Doug.."

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 05:42:15 UTC

"... Ah, yes. This was very rude of me. I forgot to introduce myself," said Porky, closing his eyes and bowing slightly, politely. With an evil smirk, he swiftly rushed over to Falcon while his back was turned and shoved him into the water with all the strength he could muster. He was considerably stronger than he was as a child or an old man. "Kya, ha, ha, hah! You're all such idiots! But I imagine so, since your brains are all stuck inside your asses!" he exclaimed, looking down at them, "Couldn't you tell who I was!? But you can tell now, can't you?"

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 05:45:03 UTC

"What the--"

He would recognize that laugh anywhere

Falcon realized who it was a second too late. As he fell backward into the spring, one thought crossed his mind and one word escaped him.

"MINCH!!"

Desperately searching for something to stop his fall, he reflexively grabbed Olimar's arm, effectively taking the biology teacher down with him.

SPLASH

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 05:55:39 UTC

"Honestly, you're such idiots," Porky said, looking down at the springs with his hands on his hips. He had a smirk as he waited for the two to come out. "Couldn't you recognize my natural beauty? How insulting. Heh... But I wonder what kind of little brat would come out from the springs," wondered Porky, now crossing his arms. He was a patient man and he didn't mind if they took their time. In all honesty, better that they stayed down there and never had been born.

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 06:06:04 UTC

The first thing he noticed was that he was very, very wet.

The second thing he noticed was that his swim trunks did not seem to fit very well anymore.

He blinked. His sunglasses were hanging off his face...they didn't seem to fit well either.

"Uhhgh...what..." And he instantly clapped a hand over his mouth. That was not his voice. Well...sort of.

Slowly he brought himself to his feet, clutching tightly at the bathing suit, and realized that even more things were wrong. For one thing...he was not as tall as he should be. He should not be looking up at Porky.

Falcon glanced as his reflection in the water and yelped. A ten-year-old boy was staring back at him. And what was perhaps the worst part of it was that he felt ten.

He glared furiously up at Porky. "What'd you do?!"

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 06:09:20 UTC

"Can't you see? Your high-pitched voice, our difference in height... Idiot man, you're a child. Not that it makes any difference in intelligence. Kya, ha, hah!" Porky exclaimed, rustling this little Falcon's hair playfully. Looking at the spring, he waited excitedly for Olimar to come out. "Your boyfriend," Porky joked playfully (not knowing he was onto something), "should be out any minute," He smiled and put his hands together, waiting for that moment.

Re: Secret Path: Porky leadthemalong July 14 2008, 06:17:44 UTC

Olimar couldn't find himself to move for a while, just utterly shocked by what was going on, or more so what he didn't know what was going on. Porky's words reached him loud and clear. "BE QUIET MINCH!" He retorted coldy towards Porky, to realize his voice didn't deliver the line as well as he wanted it to. Suddenly much shorter ((not that it seemed so short to him, it's still taller then when he was an alien lawl)) for a moment Olimar thought he merely transformed back to his old form but Porky's announcement to the two made it clear why the sudden change in voice and height. The childish reflection in the water said all and joined Falcon in panic.

Re: Secret Path: Porky pedaltothemetal July 14 2008, 06:26:47 UTC

Falcon still didn't really know what was going on, but seeing Ollie emerge from the water told him that he needed to grab his friend and get away at all costs.

Had he been his full thirty-seven years, he'd have been hard pressed to be intimidated by anything. But Porky looming over the two children was more than enough to make him want to turn on his heels in a sprint and not look back.

He'd run...but not without causing some damage first.

"FALCON KICK!" He yelled, his bare foot connecting with Porky's shin, the shout not nearly as impressive as it would have been had he finished puberty.

He didn't bother to see if the attack was effective, all it needed to do was distract. He grabbed Ollie by the arm and ran.

Re: Secret Path: Porky finalxboss July 14 2008, 06:29:31 UTC

"Oof! Little brat!" yelled Porky, waving his fist after him. He was hopping on one leg now. Still, seeing Falcon angry like that was pleasurable. Finally, Porky had won against Falcon, even if it was just by pushing the man into water. With a satisfied smile, he started following the two kids slowly back to the springs. 'Why, if those two couldn't recognize me, just think of who else I can fool with this~' he thought, very excited for everything that could come out of this.

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