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[torment_parade]

Characters: A lot
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: SBG Parking lot and eventually on the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13 (the average rating for this RP)

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[finalxboss]

Holding a (long) list of the students, Porky stood in front of the bus, waiting for the children to arrive, as well as the other teachers. The man was looking a little bit bored here. Nothing interesting was going on, yet, but nevertheless, he was very much excited for the hot springs trip. One of the reasons is because, obviously, he would get to see the female students and staff (save a few) in their towels. Just thinking about this made Porky giggle. However, he didn't look forward to the long bus ride there. He hated bus rides and now, he was one of those people who had to make sure everybody stayed in line, which was worse. Behind him, three Porky-Bots stood, ready to follow the Pig King's orders. He looked around and noticed Leon. "Leon!" cried Porky, waving to him, "Need help there, buddy?"

[torment_parade]

"Hello Mr. Minch," the reptilian looked up after yawning. "All's well, I guess. Just another year for another springs trip." He reached for his tote bag in the bottom shelf of the cart and pulled out a pouch drink. "You can just make sure the more massive creatures in on this trip take one of these balls because the busses are going to be cramped! Then I guess we'll have to arrange the seating?"

[finalxboss]

"You mean you guys had one last year?" Porky asked, interested, "What was it like?" He needed the extra details to this. After all, Porky was interested at exactly how many lovely ladies he would get a chance to be with. He also heard about the "Spring of Youth", which piqued his interest for some time now. Porky was interested in living a young, immortal life. This just might be the ticket to that.

[torment_parade]

"The school has one every year," Leon shrugged. "I just haven't been around for the last two. Personal business back home. Anyway, our school books three private bath rooms for the weekend- two for students-one girls one boys, and a co-ed room for faculty since we're apparantly either more mature than students or there's a severe lacking in female faculty. You're in for quite a relaxing soak before those summer mid-terms come in, but every year a bunch of us gets involved in something stupidly chaotic and we're never allowed in the same bath house the next year so the headmaster searches for a new location every year."

Yep! It was nothing new to Leon. "I don't know much about the springs we're heading to this year. I'll have to look for the brochure!"

[finalxboss]

"So, it's going to be a big sausage fest, huh?" he asked. There WAS a lack of female teachers in the faculty. However, there was an increase in female students, at least. For now, they were on his radar. "Seriously? Huh. Well, that's expected, though. If you find out, tell me. I don't want to stick with the commoners. I'm reserving my own first class room!" Porky exclaimed, "I wonder who will be the lucky student (better be female) to join me in the few days of luxury~" He was grinning while laughing excitedly. After a few moments, Porky started nudging Leon with his elbow and asked, "So tell me. There must be SOMEONE you want to see in a swimsuit~ Who's on your radar?"

[torment_parade]

Leon smirked. "Oh.... I've already seen MY particular target in a swimsuit!" He hoped he wasn't blushing as he took a sip of his drink. "I've already booked a luxury suite for both of us!"

[finalxboss]

"Ha, ha, hah! Big spender, aren't you, Leon!" exclaimed Porky. He was still nudging the teacher with his elbow. "The luxury suite, eh...? Planning on some fun with your target? Kya, ha, ha!" Porky was just thinking of all of his possible targets. "By the way, this Spring of Youth I keep hearing about... I hear it's supposed to be very relaxing! But... Is the name literal?"

[torment_parade]

"Hey! I was born and raised with the wealthy! I have my standards and my target needs a lesson in the good life!" Okay, those elbow nudges were disturbing Leon juuuust a tiny bit but he mentally shrugged it off. "Springs of youth? I'd hope not! Last thing we need is for all our crazy students to turn into babies!"

[ore_wa_soumen]

Approaching, Falco agreed. "And then we'd need ta rename this place Smash Bros. Babysittin' Service!" He snorted, adjusting his duffel bag on his shoulder. "Personally, I'd prefer not!"

[torment_parade]

"pff. Seriously." Leon rolled his eyes. "'About time you made it, Lombardi! Help me distribute these balls though it appears nobody really needs them yet..."

[leadthemalong]

Watching Porky and Leon converse from a distance was making Olimar uncomfortable as he had finished a cellphone call with his wife and children to make sure they were alright. "It's going to be hard to avoid Minch with the whole school coming along..." He whispered to Falcon, whom he was standing next to in a sense of security.

[finalxboss]

Porky looked around again and, while still talking with Leon, spotted Olimar. He just gave a deep sigh, and turned back to Leon. Fortunately for Olimar, Porky had no interest in Olimar anymore. He just enjoyed "playing" with him. Now that Falcon ruined his fun, Porky really had no use for Olimar. The big-nosed teacher was at the very bottom of his radar. "What a fool," he muttered, underneath his breath.

[leadthemalong]

Olimar has seen he was noticed for a second to be ignored. Even so it sent shivers down his spine, bringing himself closer to Falcon.

[blondprodigy]

[pedaltothemetal]

Falcon saw Ollie's apprehension and put a hand on his shoulder almost defensively, shooting an icy glare at Minch. Which of course, no one could see through the sunglasses.

It was the thought that counted.

"Come on, Ollie, I gotta start loading the kids onto the bus." And he ushered the Biology teacher away.