* There is absolutely no one in the track field today. However, the entire place seems to have an army of metallic bars installed in the middle as well and some ramps. A large brown box sits in the middle, but it seems to be taped shut*
A song begins to play in the track's speakers....
SUDDENLY(!!) The wind picks up and the assembled students watch their gym teacher jump from the top of the school's building right down to the ground*
Ladies! Welcome to another exciting gym class. As you can probably see from my KICKASS entrance, I'm a really good mood today. As you all know, there's a school trip this weekend, and, well making you run laps would be boring. Plus, I need to make this more exciting if you morons want to do ANYTHING. Today, we'll be doing some grinding, using some material I got from some of my old friends in Tokyo-to.
*opens the box and pulls out a multitude of oddly colored roller blades*
Okay, here's some special roller blades that have special magnets in them that allow you to grind on metal. They also have mini rockets allowing you to go in blazing speeds of lights.
Here are my rules for using them:
- Wear protective gear if you're some sort of wimp.
- Don't blame me if you hurt yourself, you're a freaking idiot.
Good luck and try not to get your face bashed in before the weekend trip. I'll be grading you on how well you grind.