Blind Dates A Tables

[headmasterhand]

What: BLIND DATES!
Who: Anyone who was sent a note with A table number.
Where: Off-campus restaurant. AND BEYOND!
When: September 30th, 2011
Warnings: Who knows depending who is here.

[The first group's restaurant is invited to last year's Asian Fusion Dinning, considering nothing blew up and they didn't mind playing host again. The rooms looks fancy

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TABLE A2

[headmasterhand]

[Person whose name starts with the letter W goes first]

[staygold_wario]

Feh. Blind dates. Wario was promised a serious raise by the Headmaster if he put up with this, so he begrudgingly accepted. Besides, it couldn't be all bad, could it? Besides, he was given $100 for food! So now he could spend his money on delicious goodness. He could easily get a drink, a full, garlicy meal, an appetizer (or two... or three), and a hefty dessert.

...Then again, he looked at the menu. Okay he might not be able to afford all that. His dinner entree had better be frickin huge, then! And full of garlic.

Well, maybe he'd be paired up with a cute girl. Maybe someone really pretty like that dance teacher he'd seen around the school. Oh yeah, she was a real piece of work. Someone like her would be great! As long as it wasn't that stupid Princess Peach. Or a guy. Ew.

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser walked up to the table.

Bowser saw who was sitting at the table.

Bowser stood, frozen, staring at who was sitting at the table.

Bowser finally spoke, "What the fungus are you doing at my table?"

hsadgjhasdjghsaghasdgsd best match ever

[staygold_wario]

Oh right. Bowser taught at this Godforsaken academy too. Great. Another asshole Wario had to deal with.

"Your table?!" Wario retorted. "This is my table, A2. I'm waiting for my date."

Then it hit him. No. No no no no. Oh God no.

Not only was his "date" male, but his date was pretty much the exact opposite of everything he wanted. It was Bowser. Just... everything about Bowser was what was wrong with him. And there was no way he was going on this "date" with him.

I hate this school

[ihateplumbers]

"Listen, you Mario reject," said Bowser, pointing his finger at him. "Not only are you ugly, but you're annoying, and your breath stinks. Always. I have never not met you without bad breath."

That's a sentence with a world of negatives in it, Bowser.

"I'm not going on a date with you."

Re: I hate this school

[staygold_wario]

Wario started laughing. "Wah ha ha ha! You actually thought I'd want to go on a date with you, you overgrown turtle? As if! You're probably the last person in the world I would go on a 'date' with."

Because this couldn't be serious. There was no way that Wario and Bowser were paired up on a blind date. Nope. No effing way.

"Well I'm not leaving. I got here first, and I'm going to enjoy my free dinner. So buzz off, loser."

Re: I hate this school

[ihateplumbers]

"You. Are leaving. Now," Bowser kindly suggested.

"Or I light your ugly nose on fire."

Re: I hate this school

[staygold_wario]

"Hell no!" Wario shouted, "I got here first! You are leaving now."

He remained firmly situated in his seat. Even the threat of his nose being aflame would not move him.

Re: I hate this school

[ihateplumbers]

And then there was a fireball aimed at your stupid, stupid face.

[staygold_wario]

And then that fireball hit Wario's face.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" he cried, throwing his glass of water on his face.

All right, that's it. Wario stood up and promptly threw a punch right into Bowser's big fat gut. Fatty.

[ihateplumbers]

You're one to call someone fat, fatso.

And punching Bowser in the gut isn't nice.

So Bowser just grabbed a chair from the table and used it to hit Wario.

[staygold_wario]

Takes one to know one, Fatty Fat McFatterson.

The chair, though, knocked Wario to the ground. Oh right, Bowser was quite a bit stronger than him. There was that.

"You stupid, pompous, overgrown, pathetic excuse for a reptile!" Wario cried, aiming to grab Bowser's tail (a la Mario) and swing him around. Wario, though, was not as athletic as Mario and would probably miss.

[ihateplumbers]

Wario is not as athletic as Mario and totally missed.

Bowser kicked Wario's hand away with his scaly foot.

"Look at this terrible mess you made," said Bowser, pointing to the broken chair. "They're going to kick you out, you fat hog."

[staygold_wario]

"The mess I made?!" Wario was fuming now. "You're the one who picked up that chair and hit me with it! They should kick you out. Your ugly face is scaring all the customers away."

Come on, Bowser. Wario just wants to eat his free meal. He's not going to give it up that easily.

[ihateplumbers]

And Bowser is going to see to it that you don't get to eat your free meal.

Bowser leaned over and set Wario's chair on fire with his fire breath.

"Where are you going to sit? There aren't any chairs left at this table. You're probably going to set the fire alarm off."

[staygold_wario]

Wow Bowser. You're a stupid jerkwad.

All right, well, Wario knew he couldn't win against this guy. However, Wario had already gotten wine, and after taking a hefty gulp, he then threw the rest of it in Bowser's ugly face.

"FINE! I went on this stupid 'date,'" he began, making quotations with his fingers, "And I'm done! At least I'll get my frickin raise." Although even Wario thought it wasn't worth it. Not to put up with Bowser. Stupid Bowser. Stupid overgrown, mentally-challenged turtle.

And Wario stormed out of the restaurant.