Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: September 9 - September 25
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything
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What horrors will he find?!]
[[ consider this like a mini-security log in a log. SORT OF. because i've missed those. :c ]]
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So he was back on campus, wandering the area and looking for his dorm. He had no idea that a security camera was probably watching him, so he pulled out a clove of garlic and happily munched on it. Ah, sweet bliss. Nothing tasted so good.
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That was in the past, though. It's time to focus on the present. He slipped into the hallway and traversed to where he last saw him.
"Heeeeeeeeey?"
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"Uh... Hey! It's... you!" Of course, Wario couldn't remember the guy's name.
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Goose approached, but only slightly. He wasn't about to get close enough to take a whiff of... oh, never mind, he could smell Wario anyway. Gross.
"It's Goose. Y'know, that guy who builds the best damn sandcastles on any beach. Remeeeeeember?"
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"Ha ha, of course I remember! Except you're wrong; I'm the guy who builds the best damned sandcastles anywhere."
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Regardless, he forced a confident smirk. It definitely looked forced. Goose hates garlic smell, okay? Okay.
"Reeeeeeally? Is that... a challenge?"
He had to hold back a gag.
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"Well, if you want it to be, then yeah! It's on!"
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Goose gave him a thumbs-up. "Stadium. Right now. Stage changed to my home turf. Think you can handle it?"
He's betting that he can't.
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"Of course I can handle it. Let's DO THIS."
He was Wario, and he was gonna WIN.
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Goose headed off in the direction of the Stadium. With Birdman wings, he easily got there within a minute or two and changed the Stadium stage to very closely resemble Holiday Island, just smaller. The beach, however, was exceptionally bigger to allow for sufficient Sandcastle Challenges of Awesome and Garlic.
And so he waited, sitting down in the sand and splashing some water on it to prep it.
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So maybe about ten minutes later, Wario showed up at the Stadium to find a beautiful scaled-down vacation island with plenty of sand to spare.
"Ha! Lots of sand to build lots of sandcastles! I like this!"
He should have brought his bathing cap.
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Goose snickered and patted a spot next to him in the sand.
"C'mon, or I'm gonna get started without you. You like the island?"
He's very proud of his homeland.
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"Yeah I like the island! I want to set up my summer home here!"
Well, if only Wario had a summer home. Or money to afford one. Truth be told, he probably did have plenty of money, but the thought of spending it would break him.
Wario took a seat next to Goose where he had motioned. "All right!" he shouted, "Let's get this thing started!"
And so, he began clumping up some sand.
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"Shit. Well then," Goose began, taking some sand and shoving it together. He began to pat it into a square and work around it to turn it into a cylinder. He'd make this amazing.
"I can always give you directions. It's Holiday Island. Ever heard of the place? I lived there all my life."
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"Holiday Island?" he answered, "Never heard of the place. Sounds fancy, though." And if it looked anything like Goose's simulation, it was fancy. And Goose was pretty damned lucky to claim that as his hometown.
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