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temptedthesnake in smash_logs

BOOK EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 07, 2011 00:17

Who: EVA and you.
What: Library log.
Where: ...the library.
When: September 5th to October 3rd, 8AM-5PM. Closed on Sundays.
Warnings: So many books.

( BOOM. )

eva (metal gear), goose (pilotwings), nephenee (fire emblem), mei ling (metal gear), !open log, lieutenant surge (pokemon)

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September 12th, 8AM, juuust before opening badasscopters September 7 2011, 14:15:04 UTC

[The best thing about being a security guard: being able to slip into places when he shouldn't and using the excuse of 'protection of the area'.

Planting his ass on the librarian's desk probably isn't a good way to do it, though. Oops. Don't mind the man named after a mallard just chilling where he shouldn't, EVA.]

temptedthesnake September 9 2011, 21:53:48 UTC

[Honestly, finding the library's front doors unlocked before she arrived was actually pretty startling. With Raikov being back, EVA was on high alert again.

But it was just Goose. And so EVA was pretty annoyed.]

How'd you get in here before I did?

badasscopters September 9 2011, 22:54:45 UTC

I've got keys for this whole building, remember?

[He shrugged and reclined, using a nearby stack of books on the desk as a pillow.]

I was checking everything out. Makin' sure there's no intruders. Kinda my job.

this is the only icon appropriate for dealing with goose temptedthesnake September 10 2011, 05:26:41 UTC

Off the desk.

[She picks up a book and whacks him in the head with it.]

And thanks so much for looking out for me.

it... really is ghjkdshjkg badasscopters September 10 2011, 13:17:45 UTC

[He gets off and just gives her this look.]

... You really think that's gonna do anything to me?

[He points to his hair. It's like a protective helmet or something okay. Look at how stiff it is.]

temptedthesnake September 10 2011, 15:48:36 UTC

[EVA, for some reason, finds herself reaching out to touch the mentioned protective helmet of hair...]

What the hell are you doing to your hair to make it like that?

badasscopters September 10 2011, 15:52:48 UTC

Hey now, a guy can't share his fashion secrets.

... You're free to touch it, though. [Point point. TOUCH HIS BEAUTIFUL, HARD-AS-A-ROCK HAIR.]

HOW DID YOU TAG SO FAST... temptedthesnake September 10 2011, 15:55:04 UTC

No thanks. [She withdraws her hand and gives Goose an annoyed look.]

Now get out of here. I think I can handle any ruffians who come in today on my own.

MIRACLES. badasscopters September 10 2011, 16:08:21 UTC

Maybe, but y'know what? Two's better than one, and I did leave my beer here anyway.

[What a good guard, hauling alcohol into the library. The library where minors are present. Yes, very good guard.]

temptedthesnake September 11 2011, 18:03:37 UTC

Alcohol is not permitted inside the library. Shouldn't you know that?

badasscopters September 11 2011, 18:04:40 UTC

Before opening time, I dunno why it ain't.

[Ssssiiiip.]

Ain't like there'll be kids going in then.

temptedthesnake September 14 2011, 21:38:22 UTC

You really are an idiot.

[She snatches Goose's brewski from him and gives him the most unamused stare the world has ever known.]

badasscopters September 14 2011, 22:00:01 UTC

[sputtersputter--] HEY.

Gimme that. [He tried to get the beer back from her clutches, but in the process, he clumsily fell off of the desk and toppled a few things over.

Classy.]

temptedthesnake September 14 2011, 22:14:32 UTC

I told you alcohol's not permitted in the library. I meant it.

[She can't help but flash a smile when Goose fell...]

badasscopters September 15 2011, 14:23:23 UTC

I can tell.

[He looked to the case of 6- well, now 5- no, 4 (how much did he already drink?)- beers.]

Okay, okay, I get rid of those, and you let me finish that bottle. Deal?

temptedthesnake September 17 2011, 01:14:07 UTC

[She hesitates for just a second.]

I'll let you have it back if you drink it outside.

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