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[will_be_god]

Who: Cyrus and YOU
What: Ethics class wait didn't we just have one
Where: Normal place
When: Normal time (Monday 1 pm)
Warnings: This week is introductions. There will probably be some stuff going down.

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Speak; I command you!

[will_be_god]

"Today's class session has a singular purpose--to further understanding of each other in the hopes of keeping peace amongst us." Last week there had been a dust-up of sorts that they would likely remember, but he had been planning this before then. "I ask that you speak frankly, and recall that this is a united environment. As such, any mockery will be met with punishment to suit the crime."

After standing fully from where he had leaned against his desk, he concluded "When you speak of your ethical stances, remember to support those ideas to the best of your ability. And feel free to challenge each other to enforce those supports."

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

[Marx replied with a question of his own, which only consists of a single word]

Why?

Re: Speak; I command you!

[will_be_god]

Such a strange question. Usually people lept at the chance to talk about themselves. It was part of the egotistical human nature. "I have already explained why."

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

[It's human nature, yes. But Marx is no human. Besides, he doesn't care to nor is interested in talking about himself in front of others. He only wants to make things difficult for his teacher]

Well I didn't hear you loud enough, so can you tell me again? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Re: Speak; I command you!

[will_be_god]

Oh, was the student hard of hearing? Though such genetic anomolies would be eliminated, there were still accidents, so he had to be accomidating for the time being. "Very well. I ask that you share of yourself so that we may understand each other and consider the breadth of experience beyond ourselves."

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

[Not at all, Cyrus. Marx can hear you perfectly well, which is why he's asking you a question... the same one spoken from his mouth a moment ago]

Why?

Re: Speak; I command you!

[will_be_god]

Oh, so this was one of those students. He turned to the rest of the class. "Everyone, I believe it would behoove us to question why this student has taken it upon himself to attend class yet refuse to follow the assignment."

Re: Speak; I command you!

[monotreme_101]

And boy was Knuckles ready with an answer.

"Because he's an assho--uhh... a jerk who likes to mess with people for no reason. He also likes to stab innocent animals for no reason and threaten people for no reason. You'd be better off ignoring his stupid ass so folks who WANT to learn something CAN."

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

[Marx gave out a melodramatic sigh, rolling his eyes at the accusing Echidna who dare blames him for a crime that he didn't commit. No matter; the jester is going to put in his two cents worth into the conversation, by issuing a threat]

Again with the blame game. You really love pointing fingers at the innocent, don't you Knuckles? Well here's a word of advice: be careful who you point your finger to, cause you might have it cut off.

Re: Speak; I command you!

[will_be_god]

A threat? That certainly seemed to enforce Knuckles' words. "Tell me, do you make these threats often?"

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

Hehehehehe... not at all. But maybe I should, if only to jerk his merry little chain. You'll like that, won't you Knuckles?

[His lips curled into a devious smirk as he turned his attention away from Cyrus, his eyes now focusing solely on the Echidna as if watching his every move. Because he wants to see you rage. He wants you to lose control. And if what he says next doesn't rile you up, then nothing else will]

...Woof woof, hahahahaha!!

Re: Speak; I command you!

[monotreme_101]

"First of all No, I wouldn't like that." replied Knuckles through gritted teeth. "Secondly, I'm not a Dog. I have nothing against Dogs, but I'm not a Dog. If you're trying to make me mad, you're barking up the wrong tree."

See. Look. He's making jokes, he can't be THAT angry, right?

Spoilers: He is.

Re: Speak; I command you!

[maruku_soul]

Awww, the Teacher's Pet is getting angry. Oh what ever shall I doooo?

[His smirk grew even wider as he shares the idea in front of the whole class]

...I know! Maybe I should ask his girlfriend. Maybe she can tell me how to put him in his place.

[Marx will admit that he doesn't know Goombella, what she looks like in her original and human form, or what room she's in. But that doesn't mean he can't use what his clone had done to her to his advantage. As long as he's pissing Knuckles off, that's all what really matters]

Re: Speak; I command you!

[monotreme_101]

[Oh Arceus. So. Much. Haaaaaate.]

I warned you once, Bub. You stay away from her, or they'll be scraping you up outta the carpet for months. And I think warning you and giving you that chance is pretty damn generous.

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[maruku_soul]

And all I ever wanted is to be her friend, but the mean little doggie won't let me. I'm so hurt, I think I'm going to cry...

Boo hoo hoo... boo hoo hoo... boo hoo hoohohohahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!

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[will_be_god]

And that was about all Cyrus would take. They could settle their own scores but it would have to be elsewhere.

Suddenly there was a Weavile swinging in with Ice Punch--where had it been hiding? Under the desk perhaps? Or had Cyrus just gotten out its pokéball when the two were distracted?

Either way it was about ready to hit Marx.