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things_go_boom May 15 2011, 23:11:14 UTC
Well, the food was going to be relatively cheap, and if there was something Lash knew, it was that if Kumatora's dadmom's advised her to go eat anywhere, the food was probably going to be very good. They were connaisseurs of fine dinning, after all.

And as usual Arceus had overdone herself to the point that it was ridiculous. No way this place was actually making any money, but she didn't really question it, as food in nearly unlimited quantities was always appreciated. She looked around to see if there was anyone she recognized to sit with them.

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 00:33:39 UTC
Here's someone. At a table. With a plate of waffles aww yeah.

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 00:34:27 UTC
She could have done so much better, but good enough.

Lash sneaked behind him.

"HOW ARE THE WAFFLES?!"

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 00:36:51 UTC
"THEY ARE PRETTY TASTY."

He flicked a bit of whipped cream off his fork at her face.

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 00:38:14 UTC
"Hey hey hey! I'm allergic to that!" She quickly grabbed his napkin and washed it off her face before putting it back on his lap.

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 00:45:24 UTC
"Oh, jeez! I-- I forgot! I'm sorry. Are you gonna be okay?!"

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 00:46:45 UTC
"I think part of my face is starting to peel off!" she explained, pretending to to scratch at it. It wouldn't be like Lash not to trick someone like that, after all.

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 00:48:24 UTC
And Jeff was completely falling for it. He dipped his napkin in his glass of water and honed in on Lash's face.

"Seriously?! I had no idea it was that bad. Here, let me...!"

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 00:52:26 UTC
Woops, unfortunately Lash wasn't good at playing pretend for long.

"Tee hee hee! You fell for it, you fell for it!" She gently pushed his napkin hand down. "I'm mostly allergic to lactose food by ingesting it. My aparoid clone was the one who could melt when touched by milk."

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 01:06:20 UTC
Oh. That was how food allergy actually worked, wasn't it. Not that Jeff had the time to actually stop and think about it when he was AFRAID FOR A FRIEND'S LIFE.

He crumpled up the napkin and threw it at her, aiming for the hair this time. "You're a jerk. See if I care when you do have some life-threatening reaction to something."

Spoilers: He would totally care.

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 01:11:20 UTC
"Yeah yeah yeah, like I'd need your help for anything life-threatening."

Spoilers: She would.

The fellow student took a seat next to him and looked at his pile of waffles, looking over at the buffet not to far away.

"How are they anyway?"

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 01:16:05 UTC
"Pretty good! I mean, they'd be good even without the whipped cream... But I'm going to eat it since I can."

What a dick.

"Look at the menu though. It's pretty hard to pick just one thing..."

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 01:19:17 UTC
"Well that's what a buffet is for," Lash countered, remembering her first taste of one inside and Orange Star tent...and Jess trying to teacher her manners. She eyed the three forks. "I know that Bowser showed us how to use most of these..."

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 01:22:38 UTC
"A buffet's only good if you can handle a lot of food. Even after skipping meals I get full pretty fast, so..."

He looked down at his plate and to the fork he was using. "Oh, oops. I just grabbed one of them. I don't think anyone will notice. I mean, it's not like you're sitting with anyone sophisticated."

Except his accent meant he was automatically posh and proper, clearly.

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things_go_boom May 16 2011, 01:43:01 UTC
"You're talking to someone who lived most of her life on caloriemates. Gotta keep that mind healthy, after all." She looked at the menu, not understanding half of those. "To be fair I noticed his LORDSHIP over there so I don't think anyone in this place knows how to use them. Apart from Bob herself.

Her eyes dotted at the last part of the menu.

"Saturnese tea? Really?"

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frecklexplosion May 16 2011, 01:47:39 UTC
"Whoa, really?" Jeff grabbed his own menu in surprise. How did Bob-- actually, no that was a stupid question. She could do whatever the heck she wanted.

And he could read the crazy text with no problem. OH SATURNS.

"You know, you should give it a try. It's really... a pretty special experience."

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