AU - May we die in the forest

Mar 08, 2011 01:23

Who: A wild Ivysaur and everyone who crosses his path
What: Your nature walk just got more interesting
Where: FDC woods
When: He'll be here all week until he's murdered
Warnings: Fighting, swearing, violence towards flora, Death

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punchtheleaves March 10 2011, 06:06:49 UTC

It was, in fact, pretty scary-looking. The way the canopy of leaves blocked out the sun, the sound of wind whistling through stray branches, the sensation of being surrounded by stillness and life and the gaze of many eyes... forests were like a completely different world.

The grass was so tall and thick, it was really hard to tell where you were going. Little surprise then, that Dee managed to walk into what looked like a 3 foot tall flower bud, snoozing. At least, it was snoozing.

But the intruder's sudden presence snapped the Ivysaur awake in a flurry of startled growls. Shit! How did he fall asleep and let his guard down like that?! That was the problem with staying up all night to vandalize cars...

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waddlepaddle March 10 2011, 14:18:01 UTC
Oh. Oh, hi Ivysaur. Nice day we're having, isn't it? Such a beautiful day oh god please stop growling please oh god don't hurt me.

Waddle Dee was a kind of small creature, probably about half the size of Ivysaur, so its mere height was already intimidating enough. Couple that with the growls, and it made it seem like the scariest terror to ever find in the forest. Dee was definitely shaking in his boots. He held out his parasol in front of him, frightened, reacting as if his foot didn't hurt at all anymore.

"I-I'm sorry! I... didn't mean to wake you. Sorry."

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