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As the sun sets and the bells chime... [OPEN]

Feb 25, 2011 08:28

Who: Lt. Surge, Goose, ANYONE EVER
What: An wedding. An reception.
Where: The stadium, then a... a club hall? Yeah, screw your fancy dance halls and ballrooms. THIS is where it's at.
When: February 25th. Wedding takes place in the early evening, reception takes place at night.
Warnings: Depends on who shows up, but swearing's a given.

( ... Everything ever explodes. )

!rp log, morty (pokemon), goose (pilotwings), wolf (starfox), parakarry (mario), !open log, lieutenant surge (pokemon), little mac (punch out), misty (pokemon), rouge (sonic the hedgehog)

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Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasscopters February 25 2011, 20:34:31 UTC

Well, that just busted the reality into his brain unlike anything else. He, too, never would have even considered the idea of marriage until someone like Surge pranked walked his way into his life.

It was kind of funny how things worked out.

Goose approached the altar and gave both Surge and their wedding... whoever (I forgot the term shush--).

"Dearly be-... uh... beloved," the man stammered, staring at Goose's hair as if it was some sort of alien creature that just landed into the stadium. "We are gathered here today to..."

As the man yammered on, Goose honestly didn't pay much attention. He only took Surge's hands in his, his head bowed slightly. All he knew was that they were getting married, and nothing else really mattered, right?

Well, that is, except for the man getting them married.

"... Mr. Goose?"

Goose flipped his head up and stared at the man bewilderedly. Oh. Right. That.

"Ahem. I said... do you take this man, Lieutenant Matties Surge, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold from this day forward?"

And so, Goose gave the reply any mellow, cheerful husband would give:

"Yeah, yeah, sure."

He wasn't the type to be traditional.

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasstrenches February 26 2011, 03:40:35 UTC

Oh Goose, what was with that response? What a jerk. Surge lightly elbowed the pilot. "Geez, way to not pay attention to your own wedding," he muttered. Still, there was a wide grin on the lieutenant's face.

The minister cleared his throat and turned towards Surge. "Lieutenant Surge, do you take this man, Mr. Goose, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold from this day forward?"

Well, if Goose could give such a flippant reply, Surge could too. "Hell yeah I do."

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasscopters February 26 2011, 14:05:51 UTC

Goose couldn't help a bit of a laugh. Well, that certainly was an interesting reply. He was totally fine with this, though.

And then the guy blabbered some more about a couple more things, and... honestly, Goose was just excited for him to hurry up and get to the rings already. He finally did, however, and Goose eagerly took Surge's first.

"Hey, gimme."

The man stared at him amusingly, but said nothing about his jumpy behavior. "Please place this ring on Lieutenant Surge's finger and say-"

"'With this ring, I thee wed' or some shit?"

"... Yes, exactly."

"Oh. Heh. Right." Far from traditional indeed. Goose gently took his husband-to-be's hand and slowly slipped the ring onto his finger.

"With this ring, goddamn this is so corny- I thee wed."

So. Corny.

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasstrenches February 26 2011, 17:30:05 UTC

Oh, so that's how it was going to be. A battle between who could make the most fun out of their wedding, huh? Surge was always up for a challenge. Smirking, he took the other ring.

"With this ring, I thee wed. Maybe."

Grin a mile wide, he placed the ring on Goose's finger.

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasscopters February 26 2011, 18:21:25 UTC

That grin on his face was wider than anything. Oh Surge, you're absolutely hilarious, even during something as heartfelt as your wedding. Then again, it was not like Goose was being much better.

The best part, however, was still to come. Goose felt his heart slam against his ribcage as the next important line came:

"And by the power bestowed upon me, I now pronounce you husband and..." He glanced at both of them. Well, the man couldn't very well call Goose his wife. "... husband, I'd suppose. You may ki-"

And so Goose hopped onto Surge and brought his lips to his own before the guy could even finish. He probably found them the oddest couple he'd ever wed in his life.

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasstrenches February 26 2011, 19:32:15 UTC

That was a very sudden kiss, but Surge wasn't surprised. He had already half-expected the pilot to jump on him like that. Although he wasn't one for public displays of affection, the lieutenant could make an exception this time. Wrapping his arms around Goose's waist, he kissed back.

Re: LET'S START THE WEDDING! badasscopters February 26 2011, 19:35:27 UTC

And then after that, this happened.

Screw the usual 'throwing rice and running out happily'. This was much better.

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