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Political Science: HOW SCANDALOUS!

Feb 09, 2011 21:12

Who: Eggman and his students
What: Jeff gets off his lazy ass and writes a class log Eggman teaches his class about scandals and how to destroy your opposition.
Where: Eggman's classroom
When: February 9
Warnings: DEPENDS

( This post is filled with LIES )

# political science, eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog), !class log

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REACTIONS greatevilgenius February 10 2011, 02:13:11 UTC

stay_classy_cat February 10 2011, 03:16:57 UTC

[Oh ho ho ho this class. Ha ha ha~]

I have a question. I'm sure an expert such as yourself can answer it.

If I were Pinocchio, and I were to say, "My nose will grow." does that make it a lie? Since his nose only grows when he tells a lie... but if it grows, that means what he said was true.

It's very important I know how to ruin someone's nose.

[He has been staring at yours the entire time. Eggman.]

greatevilgenius February 10 2011, 03:24:15 UTC

It's QUITE SIMPLE. Without qualifying it, as "My nose will grow if I tell a lie", it is simply a LIE. And because it was a lie when you told it, then your nose would GROW. The fact that it ceased being a lie after you said it doesn't matter, when you said it, it was still a lie.

And STOP STARING AT MY NOSE.

YOUR SCANDALS LAID BARE greatevilgenius February 10 2011, 02:13:54 UTC

((This post is reserved for the posting of secrets that have been submitted and their accompanying reactions.))

Re: YOUR SCANDALS LAID BARE greatevilgenius February 10 2011, 03:06:02 UTC

Against all rumors, Peach actually wears green princess panties. And they have an L on it!

Re: YOUR SCANDALS LAID BARE greatevilgenius February 10 2011, 03:06:31 UTC

Rumors abound that Eggman's Butt is as huge as a moon. But it's no moon! It's Eggman's butt.

WHAT?! I SAID NO COMMENTS ABOUT ME!!!

Re: YOUR SCANDALS LAID BARE monotreme_101 February 11 2011, 01:24:29 UTC

And that one isn't even a SLANDER. I mean... I'm not creative in the slightest n even I know the point of the exercize is to come up with a blatant lie. Not just to tell us all something we have to see every wednesday anyhow.

Some people, Huh Ivo? Geeze.

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