A Day of Confusion! An Afternoon of Terror! Why Has Our Manly Defender of Justice Turned Douche?
Who: Bowser Captain Falcon Captain Koopa Bowser Falcon Someone who is certainly not Bowser dressed up and disguised as Captain Falcon and YOU. [OPEN LOG]
What: Captain Falcon is going around campus and you're meeting him and maybe he's going to act a little weird or something I bet he's still upset about Ionia or something that must be it.
Where: During the day on campus, in the late afternoon in FDC.
When: Monday Jan. 10th
Warnings: Language. Fighting. Makeouts. Makeouts that turn into fights. Fights that turn into... more fights. Douchebaggery.
Months ago Bowser had been challenged by Lash to dress up as Falcon for a dare. At the time he'd asked Kamek to come up with a potion to turn him into captain stick-up-his-ass. Kamek had done that before he left to go back home. And right now, the potion had been sitting in Bowser's chambers on the airship for weeks. He'd tested it out, of course. He made Kamek drink it, of course. He wasn't testing it on himself, and he wasn't trusting anyone else to keep it a secret.
It worked. Mostly. There was a problem with the eyes. Bowser didn't know why Kamek couldn't get that right - everything else seemed correct (presumably; Bowser had never seen Falcon naked). But the eyes were a bit... buggy. At least Bowser assumed they were -- he'd never seen Falcon with his glasses off. Maybe he really did have rainbow eyes. But at least the flaming fists and feet worked - Kamek had done something to alter his normal firebreathing ability with the potion to make that work, too. Bowser never bothered to do things by halves.
But his first order of business was going to be to get rid of the actual Captain Falcon. He didn't need the actual one running around and messing up all of his douchebaggery.
Mercifully, since coming back from Outer Space, Falcon had been spending most mornings running around the lake by himself and going into his office at school. Bowser would just give him a little surprise during his morning routine, knock him out, and have the run of the place. This was going to be fun. He walked into the men's room, drank the potion, put on a Captain Falcon outfit he'd had Kamek magic up to go with the potion, and headed out to go find his target.
((OKAY THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN. THIS IS AN OPEN LOG. BOWSER IS GOING TO BE CAPTAIN FALCON. YOU CAN MEET HIM IN THE HALLWAY OR IN THE CAFETERIA OR HIS OFFICE OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO. JUST POST A TIME AND A PLACE FOR THE MEETING. AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS I WILL PUT UP A "CONCLUSION" THREAD. IT WILL INVOLVE THE 5 O'CLOCK NEWS AND FISTFIGHTS AND WILL BE GLORIOUS. UNTIL THEN GO WILD.))
What: Captain Falcon is going around campus and you're meeting him and maybe he's going to act a little weird or something I bet he's still upset about Ionia or something that must be it.
Where: During the day on campus, in the late afternoon in FDC.
When: Monday Jan. 10th
Warnings: Language. Fighting. Makeouts. Makeouts that turn into fights. Fights that turn into... more fights. Douchebaggery.
Months ago Bowser had been challenged by Lash to dress up as Falcon for a dare. At the time he'd asked Kamek to come up with a potion to turn him into captain stick-up-his-ass. Kamek had done that before he left to go back home. And right now, the potion had been sitting in Bowser's chambers on the airship for weeks. He'd tested it out, of course. He made Kamek drink it, of course. He wasn't testing it on himself, and he wasn't trusting anyone else to keep it a secret.
It worked. Mostly. There was a problem with the eyes. Bowser didn't know why Kamek couldn't get that right - everything else seemed correct (presumably; Bowser had never seen Falcon naked). But the eyes were a bit... buggy. At least Bowser assumed they were -- he'd never seen Falcon with his glasses off. Maybe he really did have rainbow eyes. But at least the flaming fists and feet worked - Kamek had done something to alter his normal firebreathing ability with the potion to make that work, too. Bowser never bothered to do things by halves.
But his first order of business was going to be to get rid of the actual Captain Falcon. He didn't need the actual one running around and messing up all of his douchebaggery.
Mercifully, since coming back from Outer Space, Falcon had been spending most mornings running around the lake by himself and going into his office at school. Bowser would just give him a little surprise during his morning routine, knock him out, and have the run of the place. This was going to be fun. He walked into the men's room, drank the potion, put on a Captain Falcon outfit he'd had Kamek magic up to go with the potion, and headed out to go find his target.
((OKAY THIS IS HOW IT GOES DOWN. THIS IS AN OPEN LOG. BOWSER IS GOING TO BE CAPTAIN FALCON. YOU CAN MEET HIM IN THE HALLWAY OR IN THE CAFETERIA OR HIS OFFICE OR WHEREVER YOU WANT TO. JUST POST A TIME AND A PLACE FOR THE MEETING. AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS I WILL PUT UP A "CONCLUSION" THREAD. IT WILL INVOLVE THE 5 O'CLOCK NEWS AND FISTFIGHTS AND WILL BE GLORIOUS. UNTIL THEN GO WILD.))