Break the Ice for the 50 First Dates

[punchvolcanoes]

Who: Mostly guys, but girls are welcome too
What: Open Office Log that is really an Open Date Log
When: Jan 5th-Feb 10th
Where: ANYWHERE YOU WANT. FOR A DATE.
Warnings: M for Mostly men. And probably usage of the nose-blood icon. Also protective brothers, collect the entire set!

Sasha had never really dated. Being a 18 year old girl who hadn't really

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NEW THREAD FOR MAX

[punchvolcanoes]

"Did he?" Well, that was certainly news to her. That bod well. Maybe this date wouldn't be so bad after all. Especially when he mentioned steaks.

"I love steaks!" A house of steaks sounded like a wonderful idea (unless it was a literally house of steaks. In which case it would be very smelly).

Re: NEW THREAD FOR MAX

[tank_rockarms]

Yes, yes. Max did have a bod that was well. Very well, if you get my drift.

"Alright then, let's get outta this place," said Max, taking her hand and marching out the door. "We'll take my tank."

And thusly Sasha was driven in an orange tank across town to a restaurant where you do most of the cooking. Okay, okay, there's a salad bar, but you have to put your salad together. The baked potatoes and texas toast, however, you don't have to do anything to. So. I guess that's cooked already for you.

But the layout is like this. In the middle of the restaurant there are some giant hoods for ventilation. Below these hoods are some brick fire pits. And inside of those pits? A lot of fire. And on top of those pits? Some grills. And on top of those grills? Steaks. Okay and also chicken and pork chops. But those are lame.

[punchvolcanoes]

Well it certainly wasn't as gentle as Issac creating grass wherever she walked, but riding a tank did have a certain zeal to it, strangely enough. And the Orange Color as...alright.

But the restaurant! Oh wow! She'd never seen something like this. Red would have freaked out. Fire and meat and hey salad, she liked salad (blame Vinnie) and these large pieces of bread that looks so thick.

"Oh wow!"

[tank_rockarms]

Grass is for losers, baby. You're with a winner now. A manly winner.

"Yeah," said Max. "It's a pretty great place." Was there a single manly tear in the corner of his eye? No, it must have just been a trick of the light.

"Anyway, let's get seated and then you can pick what kinda steak you want to get."

Powers, party of two, was soon called, and they were taken to their table.

[punchvolcanoes]

Hey man, grass was awesome to get high for beautiful picnics. But meat was meat and Sasha was mostly a carnivore. She could understand that.

"How often do you come here that they know your name?"

Red team didn't restaurant very much, you see.

[tank_rockarms]

"I, uh, called in a reservation is all," said Max. "You know, so we'd have a place for sure and didn't have to wait around."

He paused. "About once every other week."

[punchvolcanoes]

"Oh I see." Wow, that was sorta neat. Waiting around to eat would sound like a terrible tease to her. But once every other week? Wow, Max sure liked to uh...eat there often (it was pretty often in her eyes, you see.)

"Well...uh...you know more what to do here so um...yeah. Show me!"

[tank_rockarms]

Max has a paycheck. Max eats out. Sometime, if Red could ever manage to land a job, maybe you could all afford to eat out without two-for-one coupons for the fastfoods.

"You pick what you want on the menu and then they bring you a slab of meat and you cook it how you want it. Then when you're done you get a salad while your meat rests and they bring you a potato or toast or whatever."

Max didn't even have to look to know what he wanted. He was going to get the thing he always got. The three-pound steak.

[punchvolcanoes]

Red just had to pay a man for damages Sasha had caused him. Sorry Max but he had no money and it was all because of her.

She was, however busy holding the menu. These extras didn't look extra at all. She wasn't too much of a fan of seafood which left the chicken or the beef. But the menu seemed to tell her the beef was the best part! And this T-bone! It was two steaks in one!

Her mind was also made up.

"STEAK!" Wow she said that maybe a little too loudly.

[tank_rockarms]

"Uh," said Max, a little hesitantly. "Yeah. But, uh, what kinda steak do you want? They've got like a dozen kinds or somethin'."

[punchvolcanoes]

"Oh I meant a T-bone," she corrected. "I just decided I was pick out a steak from the chicken or the fish."

[tank_rockarms]

"Oh well, yeah, I mean. Why would you come to a place like this and get a chicken breast? That's like goin' to Yellow Comet and orderin' a hamburger."

Max waved at the waiter to come over and take their order.

[ilikebutz]

The waiter, who like two weeks ago was a cop before he got fired from that job for letting a crazy hobo and an orange robot just run away from him while he stood there blankly, came up to the table.

"Oh, uh do you guys need a drink order, I forgot to come over earlier. Oh yeah, my name's Larry, I guess I forgot to say that, too," he winked at Sasha as he said this. (Because he is a douche???)

[punchvolcanoes]

Sasha, no flirting with the waiter. That is bad manners when another guy was there, so thankfully she had enough self-control to do that. She just gave him a smile. But drinks! She could certainly go for one.

"Do you have tomato juice and Tabasco?"

[ilikebutz]

"Uuuuuuuuuh, no," said the waiter. He pointed at the menu. "If it isn't on there we don't have it."

[punchvolcanoes]

Oh.

"Just water then, the rest looks too sweet."