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Break the Ice for the 50 First Dates

Jan 05, 2011 05:50

Who: Mostly guys, but girls are welcome too
What: Open Office Log that is really an Open Date Log
When: Jan 5th-Feb 10th
Where: ANYWHERE YOU WANT. FOR A DATE.
Warnings: M for Mostly men. And probably usage of the nose-blood icon. Also protective brothers, collect the entire set!

Sasha had never really dated. Being a 18 year old girl who hadn't really ( Read more... )

kerosene/charizard (pokemon), ninten (mother), jake (advance wars), goose (pilotwings), poo (mother), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), !open log, little mac (punch out), eva (metal gear), isaac (fire emblem), sasha/charizard (pokemon), lyra (pokemon), max (advance wars), alex/zapdos (pokemon)

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Jan 14th - 6:30pm tank_rockarms January 9 2011, 05:16:48 UTC

Max was taking Sasha out to a grill-it-yourself steak restaurant. Because this was one of Max's favorite places to eat. And he figured that if she liked burning things that this would be better than the beer and sausage place. And also Parakarry gave him a gift certificate to this place for Christmas and while it wasn't enough to pay for half of what Max planned on eating, it would at least make it a slightly cheaper date than otherwise.

Max knocked on Sasha's door at the appointed hour on the appointed day to whisk her away to a magical land of burning meats.

punchvolcanoes January 9 2011, 12:53:35 UTC

Meanwhile, Sasha was feeling like her heart had sunk. She had been looking forward to this particular date; knowing fully well that Max wasn't dating anyone.

But every Red Dress had its share of limits and Sasha had been particular cruel to her own; after being washed in hot water, already discolored during her date with Poo and later having spots which she wanted, desperately, removed to have a clean dress...she had thrown bleach on it.

Now it sad, wet, on the floor as she looked at it, disheartened, half-dressed in her underwear and top, fighting back her own bitter disappointment. The price of Volgin's surgery had reopened figurative wounds as well and this seemed like the breakdown point. Nothing seemed to work right today. She shook near the bed, slumped, using her wings to cover as much of her body like a giant cocoon to hide herself from the world. Head slumped between her hands, she did her best not to cry. She was much braver than that. She shouldn't be crying.

Sasha didn't even hear the knocking.

tank_rockarms January 9 2011, 22:31:01 UTC

Max knocked on Sasha's door ever so slightly harder.

punchvolcanoes January 10 2011, 02:21:20 UTC

Aaand Sasha had started crying, so she didn't hear that at all either.

tank_rockarms January 10 2011, 05:04:36 UTC

So Max knocked a little harder. And the door frame got knocked out of the wall. Not just the door. But the entire door frame. It, evidently, had only been screwed in in like 8 places or something. Not nearly enough for Max.

"Dangit!" exclaimed Max. Well, at least this time there wasn't a busted door. This could be fixed somewhat easily. "UH," said Max loudly, poking his head into the apartment, "Sorry about the door."

punchvolcanoes January 10 2011, 06:24:38 UTC

That caught her attention. Peeking between her eyes and spotting Max in the corner of her left eye, she panicked and changed back to her Charizard form, her wings attempting to somehow hide herself from him, and neck drooping.

The mess of a dress in front of her probably told him all he needed to know anyway.

tank_rockarms January 10 2011, 07:26:30 UTC

"You goin' on our date as a pokemon? I mean... if you want to, I guess, but, uh... ain't it easier to be a girl? A lotta restaurants probably won't let in a big dragon who can't talk."

It's funny that you think that Max is perceptive enough to realize that 1. that is a dress on the floor, 2. the dress is ruined, and 3. it is the cause for Sasha not hearing him knocking on the door.

punchvolcanoes January 10 2011, 07:47:58 UTC

He hadn't noticed. Or maybe he had and was just trying to be nice about it. Whatever it was, Sasha felt relieved, enough to grin a bit and crack a smile.

"Yeah you're probably right. I was just...having a few problems. I got sidetracked. Sorry." Better leave it at that. It really was pretty weird talking with a human and knowing he'd understand. Swiftly, while still looking at him, she tossed the dress on top of the bed with one of her clawed feet and walked into the nearby door frame, shifting. "Lemme go put on human clothing in the next room."

She closed the door and began to look at her three other outfits and figure out which one was the best to wear...

punchtheflowers January 10 2011, 08:01:51 UTC

There was only a brief moment of peace before suddenly, a very familiar voice could be heard shouting the Charizard's name down the hall and, if the sound of racing footsteps were any inclination, quickly approaching her room. "SASHAAAA--! Fuck!"

The sight of her door destroyed from the frame had to be a telling sign that something had gone horribly wrong. Vinnie burst into her room with a coupon in his hand and very little concern for anything else, running so blindly on rage and panic that he immediately crashed headlong into Max's broad, meaty back immediately breaking all his pitiful little bones.

tank_rockarms January 10 2011, 08:13:41 UTC

Max turned around when somebody ran into him. Oh look, it was Vinnie. Why had Vinnie tried to (unsuccessfully) tackle him?

"Vinnie what the hell is goin' on?" Max asked.

Yes, Vinnie. You're the one who needs to explain his actions. Not Max.

punchtheflowers January 10 2011, 08:27:06 UTC

Just let Vinnie pick himself off the floor first. It was really had to spaz out like the furious, indignant, over-bearing big brother he was while flat on his ass.

Vinnie could smell her here. But all he could see was a ruined, wet red dress on the bed. What the hell had just happened?! Was it Max or... or some other freak suitor? Was she hurt?

"Why the hell's the door broken? What the hell--" he waved the crumpled date coupon in his hand, "is this?! And where the hell is Sasha?!"

ihateplumbers January 10 2011, 08:31:06 UTC

I'm sorry, Vinnie, your sister is in another castle.

tank_rockarms January 10 2011, 08:33:55 UTC

"She's in the other room, changin' into some clothes. Oh, the door? I sorta knocked a little too hard. She didn't hear me so I knocked harder and then the door and the frame just popped outta the wall. It happens sometimes."

When you are Max, it happens sometimes.

"And that's... hey how'd you get that? Sasha gave me a date coupon for Christmas. How'd you get it?"

1/2 punchvolcanoes January 10 2011, 08:39:02 UTC

Sasha was heard the commotion and was about to open the door, wondering if Max had accidentally broken something else and...

2/2 punchvolcanoes January 10 2011, 08:40:03 UTC

Sasha closed the door again.

no wait a tag before bed punchtheflowers January 10 2011, 12:17:05 UTC

"Sasha gave you this for Christmas?!" No, no, okay tone that voice down. Vinnie was nearing squeaky levels of freak out. In a valiant attempt to compose himself, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath before speaking again.

"I found this, slipped under my door. And slipped under Koz's door. And probably slipped under the door of every room in the guys' wing." Watch the poor boy's face twitch. "I don't know if she's LOST HER MIND."

That last bit was directed at you, Sis. Wherever you were in the room.

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