And Blacky would have been pleased with just that if he hadn't chosen to say at out loud. BUT HE DID. HE SCREWED HIMSELF.
"Hmm, a little to the left. And down. Not right on the ear. Faster, but not too fast. And don't use your nails so hard." She reached out and hoisted the pathetically fat turtle onto the couch, wiping crumbs away from his mouth.
At first, he took her instructions seriously, replying with "Okay." "Sorry." "Like this?" And then quickly realized HE SO SCREWED HIMSELF, DAMN IT. She was totally doing it on purpose. What a jerk.
Gamera BEAMED WITH DELIGHT she seemed to of forgiven him and buried himself in her cleavage arms.
TEEHEE. She was surprised he actually fell for it. What a maroon.
Gamera was not much of a pillow, but he would do. She closed her eyes and mumbled, "I've changed my mind. Do it the opposite way. Or rub my shoulders instead. No - my whole back."
"Ow!" He whined. "Okay, okay!" He went to SCRATCHING HER BEHIND THE EAR again but slowly moved his hand down her neck as he scratched. And then suddenly, when he was hoping she would least expect it, he choked her he pulled her completely onto the couch and over himself.
"Hey!" Darn it, she was comfortable! But having a human body pillow wasn't half bad either, she decided, reaching beneath her to cup Raiden's balls cheek.
"Hmm. What a compromising position we have found ourselves in."
"You found yourself in." He corrected. "I was here first." Although he wrapped his other arm around her waist, fully endorsing said compromising position.
Gamera meanwhile was stuck in a tangle of limbs and wiggled uncomfortably.
And Blacky would have been pleased with just that if he hadn't chosen to say at out loud. BUT HE DID. HE SCREWED HIMSELF.
"Hmm, a little to the left. And down. Not right on the ear. Faster, but not too fast. And don't use your nails so hard." She reached out and hoisted the pathetically fat turtle onto the couch, wiping crumbs away from his mouth.
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Gamera BEAMED WITH DELIGHT she seemed to of forgiven him and buried himself in her cleavage arms.
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Gamera was not much of a pillow, but he would do. She closed her eyes and mumbled, "I've changed my mind. Do it the opposite way. Or rub my shoulders instead. No - my whole back."
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"Hey!" Darn it, she was comfortable! But having a human body pillow wasn't half bad either, she decided, reaching beneath her to cup Raiden's balls cheek.
"Hmm. What a compromising position we have found ourselves in."
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Gamera meanwhile was stuck in a tangle of limbs and wiggled uncomfortably.
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"Hmmm. Well, since you were here first and knew exactly what you were getting into, I'm going to lay here forever and not get up."
Except to shift around to free Gamera.
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"You just moved."
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HE WOULDN'T... "That's disgusting. You're going to have to hold it in. I don't want to go around reeking of 'Property of Jack, intact male.'"
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"What about Gamera? You wouldn't make him hold it in forever."
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