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umbreon_blacky December 3 2010, 17:49:08 UTC

"In case you're attacked. You just look so vulnerable."

She took advantage of the stalling to prove her point by mauling him climbing all over him and grazing the side of his neck with her teeth. Complete with sound effects.

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whitedeviljack December 3 2010, 18:49:35 UTC
That. That just made. Finding his keys a hell of a whole lot harder, but Raiden did finally procure it and congratulated himself on not shuddering too much at her predatory intentions.

"Who would do that?"

He fumbled for a moment to slide it's length into the keyhole.

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umbreon_blacky December 3 2010, 18:59:28 UTC

"Everyone."

While Raiden was busy turning the very normal act of opening a door into ridiculous sexual innuendo Blacky was just going to fish a poffin right out of the basket. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. She continued to hang off his side while she took a big bite.

"Mmf. So you should always have me or Gamera with you to protect you. Ah! Has he been out to play in the snow yet?"

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whitedeviljack December 4 2010, 07:03:52 UTC
"Ah..." And then Raiden pulled out. The door opened a crack, and he completely distracted from noticing she had THEIFED A POFFIN. "No, not yet."

Perhaps Blacky would be too distracted to notice Gamera sneaking the entire basket out of Raiden's hand and running back in the dorm with it.

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umbreon_blacky December 4 2010, 13:46:49 UTC
"Hmm. I wonder if it should wait until there's more than half an inch..."

She was very much distracted. Distracted by pushing the door open a little more and looking around the room. The last time she'd been in here was because of a very unfortunate April Fool's prank, and at that time she'd been too confused and angry to notice the decor. Or lack thereof. It was as bare and depressing as her own dorm, but that was because she'd so recently gotten rid of everything reminding her of the past. What was Raiden's reason?

Since the door was open anyway, she invited herself right on in. It was at this point she noticed a familiar Squirtle with a familiar basket. "Hey!"

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whitedeviljack December 4 2010, 22:25:20 UTC
Raiden stumbled in after her, and closed the door. It was around then he noticed the basket of goodies was missing from his hand, and also exclaimed, probably in unison with Blacky, "Hey!"

Gamera was... already stuffing his face and GIVING THEM BOTH THE CUTEST, MOST INNOCENT EYES HE COULD MUSTER as he was caught in the act.

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umbreon_blacky December 4 2010, 22:31:39 UTC
OH NO. How could she stay mad at a face like that? He was lucky he was so cute, or else there would be words. Words and... not much else. At least she got to have one before they were all gone. Was this one of the many trials and tribulations of having a younger brother?! Oh oops she probably did the same kind of thing when she was younger. Not that it mattered anymore.

"Hmmmph. At least I'm not the one getting fat." She shrugged her coat off and dropped it on top of Gamera before flopping backwards over the arm of the couch. "Good night."

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whitedeviljack December 5 2010, 01:53:11 UTC
Well wasn't someone making herself comforatble. Raiden kind of just STARED for a moment at her semi-dramatic flopping over the arm of the couch.

Gamera's tail dropped and he stopped eating instantly, looking not unlike a kicked... well, turtle. He was... so not fat he was just a little chubby.

"I think you hurt his feelings."

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umbreon_blacky December 5 2010, 01:56:38 UTC

"He stole my poffins!" Well, wasn't someone presumptuous. She sighed and turned her head to look at Gamera, torn somewhere between sulking and looking apologetic.

"...You really shouldn't eat so much, sweetie. It isn't healthy for you. I can't lose you too. Alright?"

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whitedeviljack December 5 2010, 02:16:16 UTC
"He's a... growing turtle. Isn't that right?"

Gamera SULKED.

"...Well, I can get you some more anyway." He said to try and help ease the brooding he was sure Blacky wont to do with a muttered statement like that. "I asked Nancy to make a whole bunch."

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umbreon_blacky December 5 2010, 02:26:31 UTC
"A growing turtle needs fruits, vegetables, and berries. Perhaps some high-end Pokeblock too. And exercise. Just because it's winter doesn't mean he shouldn't get a good swim in every day."

Blacky crossed her arms and SULKED HARDER.

"What happened to the brownies? The ones you were supposed to make for me? Goodness. Anyone could just go and get me poffins from Nancy."

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whitedeviljack December 5 2010, 06:33:00 UTC
"Sorry." He tried to refrain from snapping at her. He was no chef; it was a miracle he managed to get the pink chocolate to work. Ungrateful little...

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umbreon_blacky December 5 2010, 14:30:26 UTC

"Hmmm." She was teasing. Partially. Although she did want pink brownies one day.

"Weeeell... I suppose I can forgive you." She rolled over and closed her eyes. "If you come love me or at least scratch behind my ears."

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whitedeviljack December 5 2010, 21:50:25 UTC
That was a difficult request to ignore, but wouldn't go without one last grumpy pout.

He moved to sit on the couch which ended up becoming more of a flop, and draped his arm across her back as if she were just a part of the arm rest. It was a convenient position that left his hand resting on her head.

Scratch scratch.

"At least you're easy to please sometimes."

Gamera... came waddling over... still looking kind of pathetic but like he maybe wanted to joint he cuddle pile. A little.

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umbreon_blacky December 5 2010, 22:11:39 UTC

And Blacky would have been pleased with just that if he hadn't chosen to say at out loud. BUT HE DID. HE SCREWED HIMSELF.

"Hmm, a little to the left. And down. Not right on the ear. Faster, but not too fast. And don't use your nails so hard." She reached out and hoisted the pathetically fat turtle onto the couch, wiping crumbs away from his mouth.

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FINE. whitedeviljack December 6 2010, 03:14:39 UTC
At first, he took her instructions seriously, replying with "Okay." "Sorry." "Like this?" And then quickly realized HE SO SCREWED HIMSELF, DAMN IT. She was totally doing it on purpose. What a jerk.

Gamera BEAMED WITH DELIGHT she seemed to of forgiven him and buried himself in her cleavage arms.

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