An Afro Kid in Danger? Let's fight giant robots and move inside the Egg Carrier!

[thats_nogood]

Ahh, the Egg Carrier. Pride of the Eggman fleet, this large vehicle has been floating in SBG's air as long as Robotnik himself has been here. But now it's been overtake by one Metal Hedgehog and now someone needs to be rescued and saved

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[punchteamrocket]

And Red was right behind him! "You ok?" Because hitting things with your face kind of hurts.

Standing in front of them was... Some kind of ladybug? Well it was more like puttering around aimlessly.

[punchicebergs]

Kojiro, with the paddlesaw over his shoulder, raised an eyebrow at the ladybug thing. It almost looked like a pokemon...

"... What is that?"

[punchtheflute]

"It looks like a Ledyba! A robot Ledyba toy." Sonny replied, reaching down to pick it up and hold it as it awkwardly flailed. "Maybe I should save it and give it to someone for Christmas?"

[punchvolcanoes]

Wooha first there were doors breaking and now ladybug robots all over the place.

"No, no, no, don't touch the robots they are probably dangerous!"

[punchtheflowers]

And then Vinnie, experimentally, with his fat Venusaur fatness, tried his hand at stomping on one.

There was a very satisfying SCHWARNCH sound accompanying it.

"...I touched one."

[punchvolcanoes]

"Show off," she muttered with a slight grin before she turned around. "If that thing had been spewing fire..."

[punchyourbrains]

Euphrosyne snorted, but her twin tails twitched. What was that? What could it be? Her ears wiggled.

Oh, well, guys, looks like these things like to attack in tidal waves now. They were sure not letting up either.

This was as good moment as any to throw up a Barrier and buy her teammates some time to form a plan of mass attack... and delay eventual smothering of questionable Ledyba toys.

[punchtheflowers]

"--Then I'd let Koz handle it," replied Vinnie with a smug look. "These things don't look too study at all."

He glanced at Red. Not that his manliest of manly trainers needed it, but, "if you wanna use my chainsaws, I think I can make due with stompin'."

LET THE ROBO-CARNAGE BEGIN

pokemon people, dear reader

[punchteamrocket]

Finally, the moment of truth! The God Wheel of Fate has stopped for this trainer on Yes, Yes In-Fucking-Deed, You Will Be a Badass! And this moment was the first in a series of moments that, no matter what feelings those moments embody, Yes, Yes is still the answer. Yes to life, and Yes to chainsaws!

Just look at his face, look at his aura. He was aglow.

Our hero tried to remain cool, but COME ON THEY'RE FREAKIN' CHAINSAWS. "Yeah, I can hold them for you," said Red, like a chubby little kid in a candy store. He took the chainsaws and it was like a heavenly Yes was singing to him -- this was everything right with the world.

[punchvolcanoes]

Indeed, it seemed that our hero and his brave pokemen (and women) were to hit shit and let metal fly.

Sasha began the onslaught, dear reader, by opening her mouth and letting for the fires forged in hell itself. The poor robotic bug did not even have time to realizing in it's tiny CPU brain that it was a small pile of liquid. BUT this was not the T-1000! Oh no no, after melting this one stayed dead.

[punchtheflowers]

Verily, before them what was once an army hundreds strong in tiny, robotic, bug-shaped assailants, now lay a molten lake of many colours, thanks to Sasha's furnace breath.

And so it was that Vinnie commented, with a hint of despair, "Well, crap.

"How're we supposed t'walk through here? The entire floor's covered in hot melted robot."

[punchicebergs]

Wow. The one time his true form was useful. Kojiro stepped forward and calmly replied, "I'll handle this."

Oh, if only he had working feet... but he was at a good range so he could hit all the melted robots with his blizzard. Once the metal was cooled, he reverted back to human form.

[punchtheflute]

"Nice one, Kojiro!" Sonny Moe said with a huge grin as he took his first steps out into the winter wonderland that this part of the ship had been turned into.

[punchvolcanoes]

"Here comes another wave!" warned Sasha as she saw the row of robots approaching the Pokemon team.

[punchteamrocket]

Yep that was a lot of robots. Red revved up the Chainsaw Oar and oh, was it Go Time.

[punchicebergs]

"Let's see what that strange creation of yours can do, Vinnie..." Kojiro said as Red revved up the duct tapped monstrosity, and he pulled his sword from the sheath.