Culinary Arts #2 -- WHAT WHERE IS THE TEACHER
Who: Kyle, students, mass disappointment
What: Culinary Arts has a substitute teacher
Where: Volgin's classroom
When: Wednesday, October 13
[So sometime last Thursday some guy cornered Kyle in a hall, pushed a lesson plan on him and stomped off. That guy was Volgin.
It was... probably a good thing that he's good at keeping promises. Even if he wasn't, there's something about an 8-foot tall horror in a rubber suit that kind of makes you want to listen. A little. Especially when he threatens to crush your nuts (the non-edible kind (well I guess you could if you wanted to but that's kind of gross (it's a testicle joke))).
UPON ENTERING THE CLASSROOM you will be pleased (or not) to see that Volgin is not around. Instead Kyle is at his desk, looking not exactly like he owns the place, but more like he is HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE with anything and everything going on in this situation.
AND THEN....... IT IS CLASS TIME. Otherwise known as Trainwreck Time. Hhhhhhow do you even start a class.]
... [AWKWARD...] My name's Kyle Hyde, I'm filling in for the teacher today. [WHAT DID THE LESSON PLAN SAY AGAIN? HE IS... LEAFING THROUGH IT. HOW FASCINATING.] Today you're supposed to pick something from the... Textbook...
[This is literally the first time he has seen this book. A Gift to Young Housewives? ... He looks at the class, then back to the book. What is this. No seriously what is this. Is it a joke. This is the worst joke. He scratches his head and stares at the lesson plan some more.]
Anyway, I guess you guys have been learning about presentation? Pick something from the book and make it. [THANK GOD ALL THESE RECIPES HAVE PICTURES...]
What: Culinary Arts has a substitute teacher
Where: Volgin's classroom
When: Wednesday, October 13
[So sometime last Thursday some guy cornered Kyle in a hall, pushed a lesson plan on him and stomped off. That guy was Volgin.
It was... probably a good thing that he's good at keeping promises. Even if he wasn't, there's something about an 8-foot tall horror in a rubber suit that kind of makes you want to listen. A little. Especially when he threatens to crush your nuts (the non-edible kind (well I guess you could if you wanted to but that's kind of gross (it's a testicle joke))).
UPON ENTERING THE CLASSROOM you will be pleased (or not) to see that Volgin is not around. Instead Kyle is at his desk, looking not exactly like he owns the place, but more like he is HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE with anything and everything going on in this situation.
AND THEN....... IT IS CLASS TIME. Otherwise known as Trainwreck Time. Hhhhhhow do you even start a class.]
... [AWKWARD...] My name's Kyle Hyde, I'm filling in for the teacher today. [WHAT DID THE LESSON PLAN SAY AGAIN? HE IS... LEAFING THROUGH IT. HOW FASCINATING.] Today you're supposed to pick something from the... Textbook...
[This is literally the first time he has seen this book. A Gift to Young Housewives? ... He looks at the class, then back to the book. What is this. No seriously what is this. Is it a joke. This is the worst joke. He scratches his head and stares at the lesson plan some more.]
Anyway, I guess you guys have been learning about presentation? Pick something from the book and make it. [THANK GOD ALL THESE RECIPES HAVE PICTURES...]