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Ocelot Explains it All. it's like that one tv show but with less 90s clothes.

Oct 11, 2010 22:23

Who? Ocelot and EVA. starring Raikov as Ferguson.
What? Ocelot's got some explainin' to do.
Where? The library....
When? a day. October 9. EARLY MORNING. opening time.
Warnings: help I forgot how to write don't look

( it's a cut. )

!rp log, eva (metal gear), ocelot (metal gear)

Comments 62

temptedthesnake October 12 2010, 05:00:08 UTC

Yep, EVA was back. Not until 2 days after her arrival did she decide to make her official return as librarian. Although, she had let herself in the night she had arrived. Just to, you know, asses the situation. And what better way to make an official return than to arrive late on the first day. Not until after the library had opened did EVA let herself in through the large wooden doors.

She had brought some things with her, and she took her own sweet time reorganizing the desk a little before deciding to go and find Ocelot. Besides, it's not like they had anything interesting to talk about. PFFFFF.

Eventually she did enter the maze of shelves and coffee tables and found a blond beside a cart full of books. Had Ocelot hired help? Oh god, how much of a lazy fu- Waitaminute...

"Ocelot?"

ocelol October 12 2010, 06:09:59 UTC

Yeah right like they had interesting things to talk about that weren't how cool Big Boss' eyepatch was (it was very cool, for the record).

UH, DUH. Of course it was him. Who else would it be, someone... Not... Ocelot? Nobody else is that big of a jerk, right? RIGHT...? Who was she expecting, Sokolov?

"You're late." Yep, that sure did look like EVA. And then he went right back to putting books back on the shelves. Man why people always gotta put them back all out of order.

temptedthesnake October 12 2010, 18:16:02 UTC

Well, it was pretty cool...

"I'm late... Yes, I'm late," EVA replied, approaching her mysteriously younger coworker. "What happened to you? Take a swim in the Hot Springs of Youth or something?"

This was clearly the correct answer. She grabbed an armful of books from Ocelot's cart, fully intending to put them back in their spots.

ocelol October 14 2010, 21:48:37 UTC

Yeah. Yeah that'll show her.

"The what?" What? Hot Springs of Youth...!? THAT'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO EXIST.

temptedthesnake October 14 2010, 23:25:32 UTC

"Nevermind," she replied, calmly. "You look like you're 20 again. Aren't you going to tell me what happened?"

If it wasn't the Hot Springs of Youth it had to have been something stupid like cursed cookies or someone had slipped him some magic in his fruit cocktail. There was no other explanation.