Consulting? Is it of a sexual nature? And who is this new secretary?! An open log!

[reign_of_power]

Who: Ganondorf, Brock and YOU
What: OPEN OFFICE LOG
Where: Ganondorf's Office
When: Whenever you need and want it, baby.
Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE

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[whitedeviljack]

Date and Relative time: Sept 30th
Door open or closed?: OPENS
Snoopers allowed?: Shuuuuuure

There was something intriguing about that music, almost like he had heard it somewhere before. Lured by his ears and an extraordinarily long lunch break, Raiden found himself nearing TD-24. Upon the outside was clearly a plaque.

Raiden took one look at the plaque. "..." His mind immediately filled with flashbacks of unintentional sleepovers, booze-covered angels, and clothes-eating couches.

And he ran.

[monotreme_101]

Don't forget sexual acts depicted entirely in cheeto form. Don't forget that, Raiden.

[whitedeviljack]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I DID. THANKS.

1/2

[majorcrotchgrab]

Too bad for Raiden, he ran right in to his creepster twin. The Russian grunted and stumbled back. "Hey! Watch where you're goin-"

[majorcrotchgrab]

And once he saw who it was, his attitude changed completely.

"... Oh. Hello, Jack."

[reign_of_power]

Suddenly, Ganondorf burst from his room and slammed it behind him. He looked at Brock, flames almost rising in his eyes.

"I SMELL A JANITOR NERD OUTSIDE THE DOOR."

[bestsweater]

Brock fell out of his chair.

When he righted himself, climbing back up to the desk, he looked at Ganondorf with a very bewildered expression, his glasses askew.

"Raiden?"

NO GANONDORF DON'T NOT RAIDEN HE'S BROCK'S BEST BRO

[whitedeviljack]

Oof! He stumbled back a step, displeased at whatever thwarted him from getting away from that awful room when he realized and saw who it was. "Oh."

AND THEN THE SOUND OF AN ANGRY GIANT MADE HIM CRINGE INWARDLY. He was stuck. Between a rock and a hard dick. "Hi." He said hurriedly, and tried to MAKE AN ESCAPE YET AGAIN. "Bye."

[majorcrotchgrab]

Raikov pouted and grabbed Raiden's arm. "Now, wait just a second! You're coming with me to investigate Mr. Ganondorf's room because I could hear the music next door."

[whitedeviljack]

"NO. Let go!" He squirmed! For his life! "I'm not going back in there!"

[reign_of_power]

"HIM!" His voice grew in octave more and he ran outside.

Hey Raiden, ever know what it's like when there's a gigantic 6'9 man after you? Yeah, it's time to run.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Raikov was familiar with being chased by a giant man. Sometimes it was fun. Sometimes it wasn't. He wasn't sure if it was going to be fun with Ganon.

So, Raikov dragged his poor twin in to his own dorm and shut the door. Maybe he could get some answers out of Raiden now.

"What the hell happened?"

[whitedeviljack]

Raiden was more than elated to be saved from Ganondorf but this meant he knew he would owe his doppelganger a favor.

"I..."

A big one.

"I didn't do anything, I swear. I just..." Oh god he could hear him outside. "He's got a girl and she likes me?"

[reign_of_power]

Ganondorf was listening in on the room. Raiden you had nowhere to run, no matter how much you tried.

[majorcrotchgrab]

"Oh. You cad." He smirked, beeping Raiden on the nose. "Women are nothing but trouble... Yevgeny learned that the hard way. I tried to warn him countless times..."

Damn that EVA. He'd never forgive her, even if he did have Volgin back now. "But... Fortunately for you, he's out at the moment... so you only have Mr. Ganondorf to worry about."

[whitedeviljack]

"I know." He swatted Raikov's hand away and frowned.

At least Volgin wasn't around but, "That's hardly an improvement..." he muttered. Raiden had not doubts either of the behemoth men could snap him in two if they so pleased.

"...He's still behind the door isn't he?"