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LOVE DETERRANCE

Jul 20, 2010 00:06

Who: Raikov and Miller
What: Miller attempts to serenade Raikov
Where: The teacher's dorm building
When: Monday, July 19th, evening. SUNSET DESU
Warnings: Gaybutts and bad singing.

( Anybody can. Sunset Superman. )

!rp log, kazuhira miller (metal gear), raikov (metal gear)

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monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 02:07:54 UTC

"These goods are delicate." He reluctantly accepted the hand, taking cold comfort that as long as he held it it couldn't attack his precious crotch again. "Besides, you've already seen it."

He adjusted his glasses with his free hand and grumbled. First Raikov insulted his ~beautiful singing.~ Then he MANHANDLED HIM. Three strikes and he was out. Miller didn't have to take this abuse!

Although abuse in the form of brutal interrogations and face-punchings were a total turn-on for him.

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 02:10:19 UTC

Raikov chuckled, "Aw, I'm sorry... Did I handle them too roughly?"

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 02:14:06 UTC

"A little, yeah."

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 02:17:17 UTC

"Mn, sorry," he shrugged. "Guess I'm a bit out of practice.." And then Miller received a gentle crotchpat instead.

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 02:38:28 UTC

Miller was more concerned about the injuries his ego sustained than anything else. But he would press on for now. Besides, he was getting a little hungry himself. He turned away from Raikov and located the kitchen. Or at least what served as one in the faculty dorm rooms.

He poked through the cupboards and fridge, making a mental inventory while he decided what to make.

"How about a salad to start things off?"

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 02:42:24 UTC

HOW'S IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR EGO SHOT, BITCH. Tsk. No reaction that time... Raikov sat down at the kitchen table and watched him curiously. "Sure."

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 03:10:20 UTC

And so he set about preparing one! Back when he was working on a tight schedule to whip up a meal for dozens to hundreds of soldiers as quickly as possible, he might have just gone down to business. But since there were only two stomachs to feed, and he had an audience to impress, he decided to be a little flashy.

This involved tossing tomatoes and cucumbers and heads of lettuce into the air over his back and catching them, twirling them on his finger, and other such unnecessary things. And then he accidentally chopped a finger off oops

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 03:17:02 UTC

Oh. Oh my. This was quite an impressive show, especially for just a salad. Raikov smiled, although Miller being flashy was sort of slowing down the process...

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 03:28:45 UTC

FINALLY, Miller finished his little performance and with a flourish, placed a bowl in front of Raikov. "Tadaa. Of course, eating this means I've won."

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 03:30:25 UTC

Oh, he was about to dig in until Miller spoke, then Raikov leaned back in his chair, raising an eyebrow. "You've won what?"

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 03:58:17 UTC

"That little challenge you gave me in the library."

He happily wolfed down his own salad, completely unaware of his LACK OF TACT.

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 04:05:06 UTC

... Damnn you, Miller. Damn you to Hell. Despite being hungry, Raikov stuck his nose in the air and... didn't touch his salad.

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 04:10:30 UTC

Oh. Oops. That was okay, since Miller had a back-up plan.

He slowed his eating down, savouring every bite. "Mm... It's good..."

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 04:22:14 UTC

There was a loud grumbling noise coming from Raikov's side of the table. He pursed his lips and let out a "hmph!"

monsieur_miller July 21 2010, 04:38:32 UTC

He sloooowly reached for Raikov's bowl...!

majorcrotchgrab July 21 2010, 04:43:35 UTC

And Raikov stood up to make himself something to eat.

"You haven't won just yet, dear Kaz."

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