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Who: Falcon, Olimar
What: Ollie discovers the internet!
Where:The RP conversation takes place over AIM as opposed to in person, so screen names are left in.
When: Sunday, June 29th, laaate at night.
Rating: PG-13 'cuz Falcon loves them 4-letter words.
c4n7 dr1v3 55: So you caved and got AIM, huh?
Okashi Daisukii: Yeah...
Okashi Daisukii: You saw that huh?
c4n7 dr1v3 55: Yep.
c4n7 dr1v3 55: Thought it was a good idea for the faculty to have screen names, you know?
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:00 PM): I guess
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:21 PM): ...I can't figure out how this works, like how to add to this list or anything.
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:30 PM): So yeah...thanks for sending me a message
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:31:36 PM): Oh, no problem.
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:40 PM): Wow! This sure is fast!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:31:50 PM): It is instant messaging
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:32:02 PM): you'll figure it out, it's pretty straightforward.
Okashi Daisukii (9:32:05 PM): Heheheheh....
Okashi Daisukii (9:32:07 PM): I suppose
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:32:56 PM): So anyway
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:01 PM): how're you holding up?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:08 PM): Fine, I suppose...
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:19 PM): Erm uh
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:22 PM): you suppose?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:22 PM): May
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:26 PM): I ask you something?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:32 PM): Yeah, sure.
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:44 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:53 PM): What's the meaning behind your username?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:57 PM): I don't understand.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:34:02 PM): ohhhh hahaha
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:34:07 PM): it's a song.
Okashi Daisukii (9:34:56 PM): I don't know a lot of written English, I actually have to use the computer to translate.
Okashi Daisukii (9:34:59 PM): What does it say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:10 PM): Cant Drive 55
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:15 PM): yeah, the numbers are really dumb.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:20 PM): Cant?...
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:23 PM): Cant....
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:25 PM): OH
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:27 PM): Can't?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:35 PM): Hahahaha yeah.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:36 PM): Your language is confusing at times.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:45 PM): You get used to it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:50 PM): I suppose
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:56 PM): But yeah, it's the title of a song.
Okashi Daisukii (9:36:25 PM): I don't know ANY songs here....I mean maybe like one or two.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:28 PM): It's...actually kind of a dumb song but I uh...thought it was fitting.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:43 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNATuw1DRs
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:46 PM): that's it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:37:16 PM): The internet sure has a lot of videos.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:37:36 PM): Waaay too many.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:37:46 PM): You can dick around on YouTube for hours.
Okashi Daisukii (9:38:32 PM): ...I don't understand the video...you humans sure dress strangely.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:39:31 PM): The 80s weren't really kind to anyone.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:39:39 PM): And I wouldn't talk, Mr. Sweatervest.
Okashi Daisukii (9:40:55 PM): Sometimes this program acts up.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:08 PM): Yeah, I have problems with it too.
Okashi Daisukii (9:41:17 PM): It did the same thing earlier when I first tried using it
Okashi Daisukii (9:41:31 PM): Does it always do this?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:44 PM): It depends, I guess.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:58 PM): Most people don't really have problems with it, but it's usually kinda spazzy for me.
Okashi Daisukii (9:42:03 PM): Well anyways that song is...interesting...like I said I don't know a lot of songs...
Okashi Daisukii (9:42:09 PM): Oh I see...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:43:11 PM): Maybe I'll give you some CDs or something.
Okashi Daisukii (9:43:19 PM): Really? Thank you!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:44:06 PM): Not a problem, I mean you're living here on earth you might as well get introduced to some GOOD music.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:44:23 PM): And I KNOW you like music.
Okashi Daisukii (9:44:31 PM): Plants can eat animals on this planet!? http://youtube.com/watch?v=EG9PvoORmIw
Okashi Daisukii (9:44:37 PM): ...How did you know?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:45:08 PM): Hahaha...having fun on youtube, I see.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:45:15 PM): And...you may have mentioned it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:45:24 PM): I probably have
Okashi Daisukii (9:45:52 PM): *Cringe* I'm glad I never came across anything like THAT before.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:46:33 PM): ...also I kind of vaguely remember you singing on the ride home from the bar the other night.
Okashi Daisukii (9:46:52 PM): Oh God, I did?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:47:39 PM): Ah...yeah. You did.
Okashi Daisukii (9:47:45 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:48:18 PM): ...How embarrassing!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:48:39 PM): Nah.
Okashi Daisukii (9:48:44 PM): Ugh, I must have looked so stupid.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:49:02 PM): Honestly I don't really remember all that much.
Okashi Daisukii (9:49:04 PM): I can't imagine I'd know what song it was. I mean, I only know like what, five songs?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:49:16 PM): Heheheheh.
Okashi Daisukii (9:49:42 PM): And there's a reason behind every song I know!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:00 PM): Really. So why is Rick Astley one of those five songs?
Okashi Daisukii (9:50:14 PM): For example, I keep getting directed to THE SAME DAMN VIDEO EVERYTIME.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:22 PM): Oh my God hahaha.
Okashi Daisukii (9:50:45 PM): I don't get it, everyone keeps talking about that! Is it some kind of in-joke!?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:55 PM): Yeah, it's an internet joke.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:04 PM): When people redirect you to that video, it's called a rickroll.
Okashi Daisukii (9:51:22 PM): ...Why?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:27 PM): i dunno.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:31 PM): Kids on the internet are weird.
Okashi Daisukii (9:51:41 PM): Why would anyone want to do that? Children...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:52:00 PM): Just something silly and vaguely entertaining, I guess.
Okashi Daisukii (9:52:08 PM): Thank goodness I never stumbled across anything too strange on the internet
Okashi Daisukii (9:52:21 PM): I'm too busy using it for other things.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:52:53 PM): ...other things, eh?
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:21 PM): Nothing interesting.
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:36 PM): Though now I think I know what to do if I can't find anything to watch.
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:42 PM): P-people are so cruel! http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRX-kFCAp6s&feature=related
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:55:23 PM): uhhhm.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:55:31 PM): okay, we need to find you other things to watch.
Okashi Daisukii (9:55:43 PM): That plant is so strange!
Okashi Daisukii (9:56:21 PM): Is it some unnatural creation of science or something!?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:56:21 PM): Hahaha you're such a bio-nerd.
Okashi Daisukii (9:56:27 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:57:00 PM): OH DOUG I FOUND OUT SOMETHING TODAY!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:57:08 PM): OH WOW WHAT.
Okashi Daisukii (9:57:43 PM): : ) = a smile! I always wonder what those random characters meant but they're all supposed to be like little typed out faces! How cute!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:00 PM): hahaha.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:05 PM): you have no idea how amusing this is for me.
Okashi Daisukii (9:58:14 PM): ...What do you mean?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:46 PM): Just...you. Discovering the internet.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:56 PM): It's funny.
Okashi Daisukii (9:59:02 PM): I have more important things to do.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:59:10 PM): Don't we all.
Okashi Daisukii (10:00:06 PM): These kinds of things are for bored teenagers. I'm an adult, I can't neglect my family just sitting here looking up various subjects on the internet.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:00:20 PM): Hey, the internet can be a VERY interesting place.
Okashi Daisukii (10:00:20 PM): ...Er not saying that you don't have better things to do!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:00:38 PM): Yeah, yeah.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:01:14 PM): So why'd you get the instant messenger then, hm?
Okashi Daisukii (10:01:54 PM): To communicate with other teachers!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:02:55 PM): all right then...
Okashi Daisukii (10:03:25 PM): Well it sure is efficient!
Okashi Daisukii (10:03:49 PM): So what else can I do on the internet? It's....interesting I suppose.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:01 PM): youuu would probably like wikipedia.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:24 PM): www.wikipedia.org
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:49 PM): It's like an encyclopedia that anyone can edit and there are articles about basically everything.
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:13 PM): I wonder if there's anything on Pikmin...anyone can edit it you say?
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:25 PM): Hmmmm
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:05:26 PM): Sure can.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:05:38 PM): Type it in the search bar. I'm sure something'll come up.
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:50 PM): All right, I will.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:06:06 PM): Someone like you could probably search wikipedia for hoooours.
Okashi Daisukii (10:06:36 PM): ...Nothing came up. (OOC: Because in the RP world Pikmin are not well known)
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:06:54 PM): You should go write the article then, heh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:06:58 PM): I should!
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:06 PM): That gives me something to do at night.
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:23 PM): I've been growing bored. I can't sleep so I might as well do something...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:07:30 PM): you can't sleep?
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:33 PM): No
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:46 PM): I haven't been able to at all.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:07:56 PM): ...for how long?
Okashi Daisukii (10:08:51 PM): Er...I've had little isomniatic episodes every now and then, usually under stress. The longest I have been going though has been a little over a full on week.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:09:28 PM): a week?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:09:38 PM): Have you slept recently at all?
Okashi Daisukii (10:10:23 PM): No
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:10:31 PM): Urgh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:11:01 PM): B-but it pulled off for Friday. I managed to get together Pikmin for the class, I may have forgotten otherwise!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:11:12 PM): Two words. Sleeping. Pills. Cut 'em in half or something.
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:30 PM): I...don't like the idea of taking medicine. I hardly feel okay with these pills Powalski gave me.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:12:40 PM): Are you still taking those?
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:49 PM): Yeah
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:51 PM): Why?
Okashi Daisukii (10:13:35 PM): Anyways yes I don't want to become dependant on medication. I don't want to be like Powalski where I catch him popping pills between classes, hahahahaha
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:13:49 PM): well I mean that's not really medicine.
Okashi Daisukii (10:14:00 PM): I meant the sleeping pills.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:14:08 PM): oh.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:14:29 PM): ...I've been...fine with them so far.
Okashi Daisukii (10:15:27 PM): Yeah I don't mind with these transformation pills, they've been so practical. I can be my usual self and whenever I go to work it's like my height can boost up over two feet instantly!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:15:43 PM): You're still short.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:15:47 PM): Heh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:01 PM): ...Everyone SAYS I'm tall...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:16:13 PM): Tall-ER.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:22 PM): Hah, I STILL get strange looks.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:41 PM): Everyone's saying it's weird seeing me with hair. I was NEVER bald though!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:16:57 PM): Heh, I know.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:17:17 PM): It's...taken some getting used to, admittedly.
Okashi Daisukii (10:17:38 PM): Does my human form really bother you that much?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:18:06 PM): No! It doesn't.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:18:19 PM): Well it...didn't...not really.
Okashi Daisukii (10:18:44 PM): What do you do you mean didn't?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:10 PM): Well, I mean...it just came as a complete surprise, you know?
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:26 PM): I know, you told me this.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:29 PM): And I was cool with it, yeah?
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:35 PM): I suppose.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:46 PM): But...well...now...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:50 PM): No. Nevermind.
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:53 PM): No
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:59 PM): What were you going to say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:20:35 PM): I...don't want to bring up Friday night.
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:41 PM): You already were heading somewhere, might as well continue.
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:47 PM): Though at the same time...
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:52 PM): I really don't blame you...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:21:28 PM): I don't want to sound shallow.
Okashi Daisukii (10:21:41 PM): What do you mean?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:22:26 PM): ...I don't think...Friday...would have happened if you hadn't been trying out the...human thing.
Okashi Daisukii (10:22:42 PM): What?!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:23:04 PM): Don't act so surprised...
Okashi Daisukii (10:23:10 PM): No I'm not but...
Okashi Daisukii (10:23:17 PM): I don't get what you mean by that...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:24:17 PM): The reason I took you out drinking in the first place was because you were human and could tolerate alcohol.
Okashi Daisukii (10:25:10 PM): I know but it still shouldn't...because neither of us are...well you know...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:25:39 PM): Then why'd it happen?
Okashi Daisukii (10:25:53 PM): That's what I wanted to ask you!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:26:00 PM): Hell if I know!
Okashi Daisukii (10:26:42 PM): Why would I know then? I wasn't the one who...No...no! We can't talk about this. We promised to forget it!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:27:00 PM): I KNOW...I know.
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:17 PM): If my wife hasn't found out about then it might as well have NEVER happened.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:27:39 PM): Well obviously neither of us is doing a very good job of forgetting about it.
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:45 PM): How could I do this to her!?...
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:57 PM): God...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:28:10 PM): It...takes two for this kind of thing, Ollie.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:28:22 PM): Shit, we STILL don't even know exactly what happened.
Okashi Daisukii (10:28:58 PM): Yeah...though...I started to remember a little after a while...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:29:09 PM): Well that makes one of us.
Okashi Daisukii (10:29:13 PM): Nothing that you didn't remember though...
Okashi Daisukii (10:29:44 PM): I can't think about it, it was enough remembering it once!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:29:53 PM): no more specifics?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:30:08 PM): I feel like...I'd almost feel better if I knew exactly what we did.
Okashi Daisukii (10:30:16 PM): Same...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:30:22 PM): This uncertainty is fuckin’ killing me.
Okashi Daisukii (10:30:35 PM): It's haunting me with guilt...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:31:05 PM): well that's certainly melodramatic...
Okashi Daisukii (10:31:40 PM): Well you’d feel the same way if you were married and a father!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:32:06 PM): oh come on, do you honestly think that I'M guilt free?
Okashi Daisukii (10:32:23 PM): I never said that!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:32:38 PM): From what we remember it was completely my fault anyway...
Okashi Daisukii (10:32:49 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (10:33:42 PM): None of this would have happened if I hadn’t...well you know how I feel...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:20 PM): ...it takes two, Ollie.
Okashi Daisukii (10:34:44 PM): But I can't ask you why, I know this is hard enough on you Doug!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:55 PM): I don't KNOW why
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:59 PM): i was drunk off my ass.
Okashi Daisukii (10:35:18 PM): Well that's what I mean...
Okashi Daisukii (10:36:29 PM): I can't blame you for this, if anything it STILL wouldn't have happened if...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:36:39 PM): if what?
Okashi Daisukii (10:36:47 PM): You know...
Okashi Daisukii (10:38:41 PM): You said it yourself before.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:38:55 PM): What'd I say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:45:02 PM): ...ollie?
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:09 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:17 PM): What?
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:30 PM): D-don't mind me...okay?...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:46:05 PM): ...you know you can talk to me, right?
Okashi Daisukii (10:47:12 PM): I-I know I could...but I didn't think you'd still want to even hear from me...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:47:27 PM): ...I do though.
Okashi Daisukii (10:48:03 PM): Even though I've done NOTHING but cause you trouble!?
Okashi Daisukii (10:48:24 PM): Honestly you're always there for me but have I DONE? NOTHING!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:49:00 PM): really? cuz honestly, I feel like I've done nothing but cause YOU trouble.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:49:04 PM): whether I meant it or not.
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:27 PM): All I've done was drag you into all of this! I've caused grief for everyone I love because of my selfishness.
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:33 PM): Doug
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:47 PM): You just being here has helped me really...
Okashi Daisukii (10:50:34 PM): I mean I vaguely remember telling you this at the bar but you helped me adapt to this place. I really like it...well aside from all of this mess.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:51:09 PM): heh...I really thought I’d done nothing but mess things up for you.
Okashi Daisukii (10:52:32 PM): Any of that was all my doing.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:53:19 PM): it's not all YOUR fault...I've done my fair share of stupid things too.
Okashi Daisukii (10:54:07 PM): Like what? Besides the tree.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:54:47 PM): yelling at you and slamming a door in your face and then disappearing for a few days?
Okashi Daisukii (10:55:15 PM): That hurt, I'll admit but...I didn't have to act like how I did.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:56:00 PM): no...I can be pretty...intimidating.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:56:07 PM): I'm sure it was a natural reaction.
Okashi Daisukii (10:56:47 PM): You know as...er clingy as I've been, you saw how scared I was of you when I first started working here.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:57:31 PM): ...I tend to have that effect on people
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:58:00 PM): and I'll be the first to admit that I'm pretty scary when i'm mad.
Okashi Daisukii (10:58:07 PM): So every time you ask what I see in you don't think it's some preference of something! I mean honestly!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:58:49 PM): well really, though what DO you see in me, heh.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:01 PM): cuz it sure as hell isn't my tact and charm.
Okashi Daisukii (10:59:31 PM): I...I can't do this.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:54 PM): Ah geez.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:58 PM): I didn't mean to upset you.
Okashi Daisukii (11:00:04 PM): No you're not...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:01:17 PM): you sure?
Okashi Daisukii (11:01:23 PM): Yeah...
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:09 PM): I mean you know how horrible it sounds explaining this to you right? I mean...I mean I wanted to forget all about that!...Not that Friday sure helped any...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:02:18 PM): I know, I know.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:02:28 PM): We're doing a really shitty job forgetting about all this.
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:36 PM): I'll say...
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:44 PM): Doug
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:49 PM): What am I going to do?
Okashi Daisukii (11:03:40 PM): I can't live with this, it's so wrong living with this, getting off scot free with my wife who didn't do ANYTHING to deserve this!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:04:10 PM): you have to try.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:04:15 PM): if not for your wife, then for your kids.
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:24 PM): Well I know that for sure!
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:34 PM): I mean that...
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:44 PM): They deserve better than this...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:05:14 PM): Ollie you're not a bad father.
Okashi Daisukii (11:05:36 PM): Please
Okashi Daisukii (11:05:50 PM): Back on our old planet, I was almost NEVER home.
Okashi Daisukii (11:06:19 PM): I was always out working and sometimes I would be gone for months at a time, just to come home and fight with my wife.
Okashi Daisukii (11:06:36 PM): That's practically WHY I crashed into this planet in the first place!
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:01 PM): I promised myself to become a better father with this more laid-back job.
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:16 PM): and yet I'm still just causing drama or leaving the house...
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:23 PM): I guess old habits die hard.
What: Ollie discovers the internet!
Where:The RP conversation takes place over AIM as opposed to in person, so screen names are left in.
When: Sunday, June 29th, laaate at night.
Rating: PG-13 'cuz Falcon loves them 4-letter words.
c4n7 dr1v3 55: So you caved and got AIM, huh?
Okashi Daisukii: Yeah...
Okashi Daisukii: You saw that huh?
c4n7 dr1v3 55: Yep.
c4n7 dr1v3 55: Thought it was a good idea for the faculty to have screen names, you know?
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:00 PM): I guess
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:21 PM): ...I can't figure out how this works, like how to add to this list or anything.
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:30 PM): So yeah...thanks for sending me a message
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:31:36 PM): Oh, no problem.
Okashi Daisukii (9:31:40 PM): Wow! This sure is fast!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:31:50 PM): It is instant messaging
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:32:02 PM): you'll figure it out, it's pretty straightforward.
Okashi Daisukii (9:32:05 PM): Heheheheh....
Okashi Daisukii (9:32:07 PM): I suppose
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:32:56 PM): So anyway
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:01 PM): how're you holding up?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:08 PM): Fine, I suppose...
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:19 PM): Erm uh
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:22 PM): you suppose?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:22 PM): May
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:26 PM): I ask you something?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:33:32 PM): Yeah, sure.
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:44 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:53 PM): What's the meaning behind your username?
Okashi Daisukii (9:33:57 PM): I don't understand.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:34:02 PM): ohhhh hahaha
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:34:07 PM): it's a song.
Okashi Daisukii (9:34:56 PM): I don't know a lot of written English, I actually have to use the computer to translate.
Okashi Daisukii (9:34:59 PM): What does it say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:10 PM): Cant Drive 55
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:15 PM): yeah, the numbers are really dumb.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:20 PM): Cant?...
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:23 PM): Cant....
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:25 PM): OH
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:27 PM): Can't?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:35 PM): Hahahaha yeah.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:36 PM): Your language is confusing at times.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:45 PM): You get used to it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:35:50 PM): I suppose
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:35:56 PM): But yeah, it's the title of a song.
Okashi Daisukii (9:36:25 PM): I don't know ANY songs here....I mean maybe like one or two.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:28 PM): It's...actually kind of a dumb song but I uh...thought it was fitting.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:43 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNATuw1DRs
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:36:46 PM): that's it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:37:16 PM): The internet sure has a lot of videos.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:37:36 PM): Waaay too many.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:37:46 PM): You can dick around on YouTube for hours.
Okashi Daisukii (9:38:32 PM): ...I don't understand the video...you humans sure dress strangely.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:39:31 PM): The 80s weren't really kind to anyone.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:39:39 PM): And I wouldn't talk, Mr. Sweatervest.
Okashi Daisukii (9:40:55 PM): Sometimes this program acts up.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:08 PM): Yeah, I have problems with it too.
Okashi Daisukii (9:41:17 PM): It did the same thing earlier when I first tried using it
Okashi Daisukii (9:41:31 PM): Does it always do this?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:44 PM): It depends, I guess.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:41:58 PM): Most people don't really have problems with it, but it's usually kinda spazzy for me.
Okashi Daisukii (9:42:03 PM): Well anyways that song is...interesting...like I said I don't know a lot of songs...
Okashi Daisukii (9:42:09 PM): Oh I see...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:43:11 PM): Maybe I'll give you some CDs or something.
Okashi Daisukii (9:43:19 PM): Really? Thank you!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:44:06 PM): Not a problem, I mean you're living here on earth you might as well get introduced to some GOOD music.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:44:23 PM): And I KNOW you like music.
Okashi Daisukii (9:44:31 PM): Plants can eat animals on this planet!? http://youtube.com/watch?v=EG9PvoORmIw
Okashi Daisukii (9:44:37 PM): ...How did you know?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:45:08 PM): Hahaha...having fun on youtube, I see.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:45:15 PM): And...you may have mentioned it.
Okashi Daisukii (9:45:24 PM): I probably have
Okashi Daisukii (9:45:52 PM): *Cringe* I'm glad I never came across anything like THAT before.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:46:33 PM): ...also I kind of vaguely remember you singing on the ride home from the bar the other night.
Okashi Daisukii (9:46:52 PM): Oh God, I did?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:47:39 PM): Ah...yeah. You did.
Okashi Daisukii (9:47:45 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:48:18 PM): ...How embarrassing!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:48:39 PM): Nah.
Okashi Daisukii (9:48:44 PM): Ugh, I must have looked so stupid.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:49:02 PM): Honestly I don't really remember all that much.
Okashi Daisukii (9:49:04 PM): I can't imagine I'd know what song it was. I mean, I only know like what, five songs?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:49:16 PM): Heheheheh.
Okashi Daisukii (9:49:42 PM): And there's a reason behind every song I know!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:00 PM): Really. So why is Rick Astley one of those five songs?
Okashi Daisukii (9:50:14 PM): For example, I keep getting directed to THE SAME DAMN VIDEO EVERYTIME.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:22 PM): Oh my God hahaha.
Okashi Daisukii (9:50:45 PM): I don't get it, everyone keeps talking about that! Is it some kind of in-joke!?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:50:55 PM): Yeah, it's an internet joke.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:04 PM): When people redirect you to that video, it's called a rickroll.
Okashi Daisukii (9:51:22 PM): ...Why?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:27 PM): i dunno.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:51:31 PM): Kids on the internet are weird.
Okashi Daisukii (9:51:41 PM): Why would anyone want to do that? Children...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:52:00 PM): Just something silly and vaguely entertaining, I guess.
Okashi Daisukii (9:52:08 PM): Thank goodness I never stumbled across anything too strange on the internet
Okashi Daisukii (9:52:21 PM): I'm too busy using it for other things.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:52:53 PM): ...other things, eh?
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:21 PM): Nothing interesting.
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:36 PM): Though now I think I know what to do if I can't find anything to watch.
Okashi Daisukii (9:54:42 PM): P-people are so cruel! http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRX-kFCAp6s&feature=related
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:55:23 PM): uhhhm.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:55:31 PM): okay, we need to find you other things to watch.
Okashi Daisukii (9:55:43 PM): That plant is so strange!
Okashi Daisukii (9:56:21 PM): Is it some unnatural creation of science or something!?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:56:21 PM): Hahaha you're such a bio-nerd.
Okashi Daisukii (9:56:27 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (9:57:00 PM): OH DOUG I FOUND OUT SOMETHING TODAY!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:57:08 PM): OH WOW WHAT.
Okashi Daisukii (9:57:43 PM): : ) = a smile! I always wonder what those random characters meant but they're all supposed to be like little typed out faces! How cute!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:00 PM): hahaha.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:05 PM): you have no idea how amusing this is for me.
Okashi Daisukii (9:58:14 PM): ...What do you mean?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:46 PM): Just...you. Discovering the internet.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:58:56 PM): It's funny.
Okashi Daisukii (9:59:02 PM): I have more important things to do.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (9:59:10 PM): Don't we all.
Okashi Daisukii (10:00:06 PM): These kinds of things are for bored teenagers. I'm an adult, I can't neglect my family just sitting here looking up various subjects on the internet.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:00:20 PM): Hey, the internet can be a VERY interesting place.
Okashi Daisukii (10:00:20 PM): ...Er not saying that you don't have better things to do!...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:00:38 PM): Yeah, yeah.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:01:14 PM): So why'd you get the instant messenger then, hm?
Okashi Daisukii (10:01:54 PM): To communicate with other teachers!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:02:55 PM): all right then...
Okashi Daisukii (10:03:25 PM): Well it sure is efficient!
Okashi Daisukii (10:03:49 PM): So what else can I do on the internet? It's....interesting I suppose.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:01 PM): youuu would probably like wikipedia.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:24 PM): www.wikipedia.org
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:04:49 PM): It's like an encyclopedia that anyone can edit and there are articles about basically everything.
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:13 PM): I wonder if there's anything on Pikmin...anyone can edit it you say?
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:25 PM): Hmmmm
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:05:26 PM): Sure can.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:05:38 PM): Type it in the search bar. I'm sure something'll come up.
Okashi Daisukii (10:05:50 PM): All right, I will.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:06:06 PM): Someone like you could probably search wikipedia for hoooours.
Okashi Daisukii (10:06:36 PM): ...Nothing came up. (OOC: Because in the RP world Pikmin are not well known)
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:06:54 PM): You should go write the article then, heh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:06:58 PM): I should!
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:06 PM): That gives me something to do at night.
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:23 PM): I've been growing bored. I can't sleep so I might as well do something...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:07:30 PM): you can't sleep?
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:33 PM): No
Okashi Daisukii (10:07:46 PM): I haven't been able to at all.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:07:56 PM): ...for how long?
Okashi Daisukii (10:08:51 PM): Er...I've had little isomniatic episodes every now and then, usually under stress. The longest I have been going though has been a little over a full on week.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:09:28 PM): a week?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:09:38 PM): Have you slept recently at all?
Okashi Daisukii (10:10:23 PM): No
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:10:31 PM): Urgh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:11:01 PM): B-but it pulled off for Friday. I managed to get together Pikmin for the class, I may have forgotten otherwise!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:11:12 PM): Two words. Sleeping. Pills. Cut 'em in half or something.
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:30 PM): I...don't like the idea of taking medicine. I hardly feel okay with these pills Powalski gave me.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:12:40 PM): Are you still taking those?
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:49 PM): Yeah
Okashi Daisukii (10:12:51 PM): Why?
Okashi Daisukii (10:13:35 PM): Anyways yes I don't want to become dependant on medication. I don't want to be like Powalski where I catch him popping pills between classes, hahahahaha
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:13:49 PM): well I mean that's not really medicine.
Okashi Daisukii (10:14:00 PM): I meant the sleeping pills.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:14:08 PM): oh.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:14:29 PM): ...I've been...fine with them so far.
Okashi Daisukii (10:15:27 PM): Yeah I don't mind with these transformation pills, they've been so practical. I can be my usual self and whenever I go to work it's like my height can boost up over two feet instantly!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:15:43 PM): You're still short.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:15:47 PM): Heh.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:01 PM): ...Everyone SAYS I'm tall...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:16:13 PM): Tall-ER.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:22 PM): Hah, I STILL get strange looks.
Okashi Daisukii (10:16:41 PM): Everyone's saying it's weird seeing me with hair. I was NEVER bald though!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:16:57 PM): Heh, I know.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:17:17 PM): It's...taken some getting used to, admittedly.
Okashi Daisukii (10:17:38 PM): Does my human form really bother you that much?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:18:06 PM): No! It doesn't.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:18:19 PM): Well it...didn't...not really.
Okashi Daisukii (10:18:44 PM): What do you do you mean didn't?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:10 PM): Well, I mean...it just came as a complete surprise, you know?
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:26 PM): I know, you told me this.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:29 PM): And I was cool with it, yeah?
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:35 PM): I suppose.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:46 PM): But...well...now...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:19:50 PM): No. Nevermind.
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:53 PM): No
Okashi Daisukii (10:19:59 PM): What were you going to say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:20:35 PM): I...don't want to bring up Friday night.
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:41 PM): You already were heading somewhere, might as well continue.
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:47 PM): Though at the same time...
Okashi Daisukii (10:20:52 PM): I really don't blame you...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:21:28 PM): I don't want to sound shallow.
Okashi Daisukii (10:21:41 PM): What do you mean?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:22:26 PM): ...I don't think...Friday...would have happened if you hadn't been trying out the...human thing.
Okashi Daisukii (10:22:42 PM): What?!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:23:04 PM): Don't act so surprised...
Okashi Daisukii (10:23:10 PM): No I'm not but...
Okashi Daisukii (10:23:17 PM): I don't get what you mean by that...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:24:17 PM): The reason I took you out drinking in the first place was because you were human and could tolerate alcohol.
Okashi Daisukii (10:25:10 PM): I know but it still shouldn't...because neither of us are...well you know...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:25:39 PM): Then why'd it happen?
Okashi Daisukii (10:25:53 PM): That's what I wanted to ask you!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:26:00 PM): Hell if I know!
Okashi Daisukii (10:26:42 PM): Why would I know then? I wasn't the one who...No...no! We can't talk about this. We promised to forget it!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:27:00 PM): I KNOW...I know.
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:17 PM): If my wife hasn't found out about then it might as well have NEVER happened.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:27:39 PM): Well obviously neither of us is doing a very good job of forgetting about it.
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:45 PM): How could I do this to her!?...
Okashi Daisukii (10:27:57 PM): God...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:28:10 PM): It...takes two for this kind of thing, Ollie.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:28:22 PM): Shit, we STILL don't even know exactly what happened.
Okashi Daisukii (10:28:58 PM): Yeah...though...I started to remember a little after a while...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:29:09 PM): Well that makes one of us.
Okashi Daisukii (10:29:13 PM): Nothing that you didn't remember though...
Okashi Daisukii (10:29:44 PM): I can't think about it, it was enough remembering it once!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:29:53 PM): no more specifics?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:30:08 PM): I feel like...I'd almost feel better if I knew exactly what we did.
Okashi Daisukii (10:30:16 PM): Same...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:30:22 PM): This uncertainty is fuckin’ killing me.
Okashi Daisukii (10:30:35 PM): It's haunting me with guilt...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:31:05 PM): well that's certainly melodramatic...
Okashi Daisukii (10:31:40 PM): Well you’d feel the same way if you were married and a father!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:32:06 PM): oh come on, do you honestly think that I'M guilt free?
Okashi Daisukii (10:32:23 PM): I never said that!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:32:38 PM): From what we remember it was completely my fault anyway...
Okashi Daisukii (10:32:49 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (10:33:42 PM): None of this would have happened if I hadn’t...well you know how I feel...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:20 PM): ...it takes two, Ollie.
Okashi Daisukii (10:34:44 PM): But I can't ask you why, I know this is hard enough on you Doug!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:55 PM): I don't KNOW why
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:34:59 PM): i was drunk off my ass.
Okashi Daisukii (10:35:18 PM): Well that's what I mean...
Okashi Daisukii (10:36:29 PM): I can't blame you for this, if anything it STILL wouldn't have happened if...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:36:39 PM): if what?
Okashi Daisukii (10:36:47 PM): You know...
Okashi Daisukii (10:38:41 PM): You said it yourself before.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:38:55 PM): What'd I say?
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:45:02 PM): ...ollie?
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:09 PM): ...
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:17 PM): What?
Okashi Daisukii (10:45:30 PM): D-don't mind me...okay?...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:46:05 PM): ...you know you can talk to me, right?
Okashi Daisukii (10:47:12 PM): I-I know I could...but I didn't think you'd still want to even hear from me...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:47:27 PM): ...I do though.
Okashi Daisukii (10:48:03 PM): Even though I've done NOTHING but cause you trouble!?
Okashi Daisukii (10:48:24 PM): Honestly you're always there for me but have I DONE? NOTHING!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:49:00 PM): really? cuz honestly, I feel like I've done nothing but cause YOU trouble.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:49:04 PM): whether I meant it or not.
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:27 PM): All I've done was drag you into all of this! I've caused grief for everyone I love because of my selfishness.
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:33 PM): Doug
Okashi Daisukii (10:49:47 PM): You just being here has helped me really...
Okashi Daisukii (10:50:34 PM): I mean I vaguely remember telling you this at the bar but you helped me adapt to this place. I really like it...well aside from all of this mess.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:51:09 PM): heh...I really thought I’d done nothing but mess things up for you.
Okashi Daisukii (10:52:32 PM): Any of that was all my doing.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:53:19 PM): it's not all YOUR fault...I've done my fair share of stupid things too.
Okashi Daisukii (10:54:07 PM): Like what? Besides the tree.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:54:47 PM): yelling at you and slamming a door in your face and then disappearing for a few days?
Okashi Daisukii (10:55:15 PM): That hurt, I'll admit but...I didn't have to act like how I did.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:56:00 PM): no...I can be pretty...intimidating.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:56:07 PM): I'm sure it was a natural reaction.
Okashi Daisukii (10:56:47 PM): You know as...er clingy as I've been, you saw how scared I was of you when I first started working here.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:57:31 PM): ...I tend to have that effect on people
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:58:00 PM): and I'll be the first to admit that I'm pretty scary when i'm mad.
Okashi Daisukii (10:58:07 PM): So every time you ask what I see in you don't think it's some preference of something! I mean honestly!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:58:49 PM): well really, though what DO you see in me, heh.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:01 PM): cuz it sure as hell isn't my tact and charm.
Okashi Daisukii (10:59:31 PM): I...I can't do this.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:54 PM): Ah geez.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (10:59:58 PM): I didn't mean to upset you.
Okashi Daisukii (11:00:04 PM): No you're not...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:01:17 PM): you sure?
Okashi Daisukii (11:01:23 PM): Yeah...
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:09 PM): I mean you know how horrible it sounds explaining this to you right? I mean...I mean I wanted to forget all about that!...Not that Friday sure helped any...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:02:18 PM): I know, I know.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:02:28 PM): We're doing a really shitty job forgetting about all this.
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:36 PM): I'll say...
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:44 PM): Doug
Okashi Daisukii (11:02:49 PM): What am I going to do?
Okashi Daisukii (11:03:40 PM): I can't live with this, it's so wrong living with this, getting off scot free with my wife who didn't do ANYTHING to deserve this!
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:04:10 PM): you have to try.
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:04:15 PM): if not for your wife, then for your kids.
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:24 PM): Well I know that for sure!
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:34 PM): I mean that...
Okashi Daisukii (11:04:44 PM): They deserve better than this...
c4n7 dr1v3 55 (11:05:14 PM): Ollie you're not a bad father.
Okashi Daisukii (11:05:36 PM): Please
Okashi Daisukii (11:05:50 PM): Back on our old planet, I was almost NEVER home.
Okashi Daisukii (11:06:19 PM): I was always out working and sometimes I would be gone for months at a time, just to come home and fight with my wife.
Okashi Daisukii (11:06:36 PM): That's practically WHY I crashed into this planet in the first place!
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:01 PM): I promised myself to become a better father with this more laid-back job.
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:16 PM): and yet I'm still just causing drama or leaving the house...
Okashi Daisukii (11:07:23 PM): I guess old habits die hard.