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ocelol June 13 2010, 00:47:42 UTC

What the heck, who is this guy holy crap.

He doesn't look like he belongs in a library.

He also looks like he could snap Ocelot in half like a twig. He's met these kinds of giant muscley types before he knows what's up. "...Looking for something?"

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tank_rockarms June 13 2010, 04:48:19 UTC
"You got any books on how to get a guy to do woodwork or physics or how to build a car or political science or shoot a gun for guys who can't do that stuff?"

Well that sounds like something.

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ocelol June 13 2010, 16:37:02 UTC
Yes that certainly sounds like... A thing.

"Second floor, near the front. First shelf on your left." Could he even fit up the stairs...?

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tank_rockarms June 13 2010, 22:42:45 UTC
Max sorta blinked a couple times. "All those books are on the same shelf?"

And then he blinked a few more times. "And what happened to the old guy with the mustache who used to work here - Ocelot I think.?"

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ocelol June 13 2010, 23:58:38 UTC
"It's a big shelf, you probably won't even need the ladder."

FROWN, "I don't know, he left."

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tank_rockarms June 14 2010, 17:34:56 UTC
"Alright," said Max. "That guy was sorta crazy anyway, he kidnapped everybody and stuck them on an island then left and when he came back he didn't remember any of it."

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ocelol June 15 2010, 00:13:12 UTC
"...Right." This entire school is full of dimwits HE IS SURE OF IT. Man what were the Philosophers thinking when they said these kids had potential?

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tank_rockarms June 15 2010, 02:39:01 UTC
"What's your name anyway?"

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ocelol June 15 2010, 06:00:17 UTC
Ohhhhh boy. "... Ocelot. Before you ask, it's a coincidence."

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tank_rockarms June 16 2010, 03:26:35 UTC
This is Max.

"Oh, that's weird. What're the odds of that? Ocelot ain't a common name, it's an animal isn't it?"

He totally believes you.

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ocelol June 16 2010, 04:00:12 UTC
This is Ocelot.

"So? It's none of my business what that crazy old man was up to. Maybe he liked animals."

He totally hates this conversation.

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tank_rockarms June 16 2010, 05:30:43 UTC
"Did your mom like animals?" asked Max.

Max was serious. Hahaha, sucks to be you.

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ocelol June 16 2010, 21:12:47 UTC
"JOKE'S ON YOU I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MY MOM IS HAHAHA SUCKER"

"..." He thought about it for a second. Oh yes does it suck to be him. "...Yes." Of course she did. Please leave.

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tank_rockarms June 17 2010, 02:24:05 UTC
"Well alright then," said Max. "Thanks for how to get to where those books are."

And then Max lumbered off and up away from poor little Ocelot.

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