In which Char still wishes to beat everyone up [OPEN]
Who: Char, whoever else
What: A shadow pogle tries to punch everyone. Also: What? CHARMELEON is evolving!
Where: Campus, FDC, etc. ALL OVER.
When: May 14-18
Warnings: Pogle violence
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What: A shadow pogle tries to punch everyone. Also: What? CHARMELEON is evolving!
Where: Campus, FDC, etc. ALL OVER.
When: May 14-18
Warnings: Pogle violence
( press b to cancle )
Wait.
Wait! Of course! His pokedex with lightsaber attachment! Max jabbed his hand into one of his cargo pockets -- protien bars, curses! The other pocket -- success! He tossed his dufflebag to the ground, it burst open and towels and protein bars and a swimsuit and some muscle magazines and some bottles of energy drink and something round and pinkish wrapped in towels spilled out.
He'd have to pick all that stuff up later. For now, he pulled the pokedex out and turned the thing on -- a bright pinkish beam shot out of it, and he held it in front of him.
The pokedex dinged. "Charizard! The 'wasn't such a great idea at first but now holy crap' pokemon!"
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...Unimportant.
This one might have gained a weapon, but Char was strong. This one might have gained heat, but it was weak and contained and pink. The heat boiling in Char's stomach was better. He would show this one just how strong he was. He dismissed the saberdex with a glance, launching another Flamethrower at Max.
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Max did the only thing that came natural to him -- he charged in, covering his head and torso as best as he could with his damp towel.
This was probably the stupidest thing he'd done all week.
He went in slashing his saberdex at his enemy's midsection. Or where he thought the midsection was. It was sort of impossible to tell because he had a towel over his head.
The little pink thing wrapped up in towels on the floor moved slightly.
"This pokemon can melt an icecube in much less than several minutes just by looking at it askance" -- chimed the pokedex helpfully.
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His retreat was short-lived, however. Char dropped down on all fours, that long neck lashing out as he aimed to sink his teeth into one of Max's legs.
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But boy he sure did feel it when that giant lizard bit his calf. Wow did he ever feel it. "DAMN SHIT HELL," exclaimed Max daintily.
He shook the towel off and with his free hand he pounded the orange bastard directly between the eyes with his meaty fist. Punching always felt better than swording.
"Playgrounds the world over boil over with excitement at the very sight of a holofoil limited edition Charizard card,"
The pink thing wondered what was happening and why it was awake.
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He hadn't been wrong. This one was strong. But even with that strange heat-cutter, he could only attack when he was close. Still reeling from the hit Max had dealt him, Char fired off another haphazard Flamethrower, too dazed to be bothered to aim properly.
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From all appearances there is a wall of man rushing at you. Looks like he's planning on ramming you into the wall with his shoulder and pinning you there.
The pink thing blinked as it cleared its eyes and took in the strange scene before it.
Ding! "Charizard, the douchebag pokemon. Legend has it, the more of a douche it is, the larger the flame on its tail glows."
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When that tactic proved futile, Char quickly moved onto another one. This one was a strong one. It had to be killed quickly.
Maybe having his enemy close was just what he wanted. Char still had claws. Still had teeth. Still had fire. Even if it seemed that he couldn't outmuscle this opponent, he had a lot more pointy things on his side. His arms may have been stuck under the crushing weight keeping him in place, but enough of that long neck was free to maneuver just where he needed.
Once again, Char moved in for a bite. This time, rather than targeting a leg, he sought to clamp down on Max's throat.
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That's why his free fist (the one holding the saberdex) is coming right for your jaw. Again, punching is more satisfactory than using a lightsaber (you're just lucky he didn't find a parking meter again, because that is satisfactory).
"It's weak against water types. WATER. TYPES." chimed the saberdex helpfully.
The pink thing finally managed to notice that his big blue friend was fighting some orange lizard guy. Huh. Maybe his friend needed help? Huh. It sat there and mulled it over a bit.
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Rather than making more futile attempts at landing bites while Max punched him repeatedly, Char now resolved that the best course of action would be to put some space between the two of them.
So he returned to his reliable standby: setting things on fire. Char opened his mouth, letting out a point-blank Flamethrower.
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He was going to die in a fire.
"A WATER TYPE," the saberdex almost screamed, "OR ELECTRIC OR ROCK NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS THAT BUT CHARIZARDS ARE WICKED WEAK AGAINST ROCK TYPES."
The pink thing didn't think it was nice that the orange lizardy guy who sort of reminded him of his friend, only a lot bigger, kept trying to set his blue friend on fire. Slowpoke's (for this is who it was, dear reader) eyes glowed blue, and he stared directly at the charizard.
A trainer may have called this "using Disable."
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Gosh, maybe he was out of PP.
Utterly perplexed though he was, Char wasted no time in trying to figure out exactly what had caused his fire to stop. He was only interested in fighting, and if a move could no longer hurt anyone, it was of no use to him. At the very least, Max almost dying in a fire allowed Char to gain a little ground. If he couldn't breathe any fire, he'd just use the fire he already had: the one on the end of his tail. Char jabbed his blazing tailtip into Max's side -- that was as close as he could get, or he'd have aimed for someplace more vital -- and dug in his feet, pushing against Max in an attempt to break free.
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He decided the best thing to do in this situation was to punch the charizard in the face again. Twice.
You're making him angry. You don't want to see him when he's angry.
"Voltorb and Electrode are sometimes known as the 'Ball Pokemon'," added the sabredex.
Slowpoke was still sad that his friend was getting burnt. That wasn't very nice. He lazily sent over an orb of water from out of his mouth (somehow) in the direction of the charizard's tail, trying to keep his friend from getting hurt more.
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