A cabin in the woods? Is this really how you can teach them teamwork?!
Who: TEACHERS
What: HAVING A ROAD TRIP
When: May 10th-May 12th
Where: On top of a mountain who knows where.
Rating: Irresponsible adults plus swearing.
As the bus pulls over to the top of the mountain, the wooden cabin can finally be seen (tacky decorations and all). It's made completely of pine and wood and looks pretty sturdy. The bus is going to leave all of you here, and come back in a few days. As soon as everyone steps out, you might notice something...
There are so many bugs. Pokemon bugs too. Good thing there are net catchers and spray included in the trip right? Not that it's going to stop you from getting a million bites from the mosquito females, sorry. That's nature for you.
You might also notice that your portable phone line is dead and anything electrical on you short circuits and turns off. Sorry, when they meant no electrical devices, THEY MEANT IT. No ifs and buts, the only one with a special line is Crazy Hand (and as Master Hand said, he is really sorry you guys have to deal with him.) Don't worry, if someone gets sick, there's always some first-aid kits! Nothing to worry about! Hahaha yeah...nothing to worry about.
It's going to be so much fun for the next few days together. You're going to have activities and bond and be the bestest of friends. OR ELSE. Or else you won't survive. Or at least get very hungry and dirty, because it looks like your meals are going to need to get caught. Or trapped. There's wild boar around here and plenty if fish in that river. If you're good with local fauna, there's some wild berries and vegetation that could go well with that food. The only ingredient you are being given is salt. Are you going to share? Well that's the whole idea behind the trip isn't it? Group survival, and you'd better remember that. Wouldn't want Crazy to file something about you...right?
No. No you don't.
Did we mention that Ganondorf thankfully sneaked in about thirty cases of beer? Thank the sand goddess for magic. Hopefully there will be enough for everyone. If he's feeling generous anyway.
Have fun!
What: HAVING A ROAD TRIP
When: May 10th-May 12th
Where: On top of a mountain who knows where.
Rating: Irresponsible adults plus swearing.
As the bus pulls over to the top of the mountain, the wooden cabin can finally be seen (tacky decorations and all). It's made completely of pine and wood and looks pretty sturdy. The bus is going to leave all of you here, and come back in a few days. As soon as everyone steps out, you might notice something...
There are so many bugs. Pokemon bugs too. Good thing there are net catchers and spray included in the trip right? Not that it's going to stop you from getting a million bites from the mosquito females, sorry. That's nature for you.
You might also notice that your portable phone line is dead and anything electrical on you short circuits and turns off. Sorry, when they meant no electrical devices, THEY MEANT IT. No ifs and buts, the only one with a special line is Crazy Hand (and as Master Hand said, he is really sorry you guys have to deal with him.) Don't worry, if someone gets sick, there's always some first-aid kits! Nothing to worry about! Hahaha yeah...nothing to worry about.
It's going to be so much fun for the next few days together. You're going to have activities and bond and be the bestest of friends. OR ELSE. Or else you won't survive. Or at least get very hungry and dirty, because it looks like your meals are going to need to get caught. Or trapped. There's wild boar around here and plenty if fish in that river. If you're good with local fauna, there's some wild berries and vegetation that could go well with that food. The only ingredient you are being given is salt. Are you going to share? Well that's the whole idea behind the trip isn't it? Group survival, and you'd better remember that. Wouldn't want Crazy to file something about you...right?
No. No you don't.
Did we mention that Ganondorf thankfully sneaked in about thirty cases of beer? Thank the sand goddess for magic. Hopefully there will be enough for everyone. If he's feeling generous anyway.
Have fun!