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Good Heavens, what sort of shenanigans could these be?! Our biceps as we know them are in peril!

Jan 21, 2010 01:35

Who: Max, Bulbasaur, Skull Kid
What: The most Wonderful of Magical Things happens now.
When: January 20th, evening.
Where: The most Magical of Locations. (The weight room.)
Rating: M. For Magical Muscle Mayhem.

( Do not be afraid, my biceps will prot-- OH NO MY --BICEPS--! )

!rp log, bulba/ivysaur (pokemon), max (advance wars), skull kid (zelda)

Comments 32

tank_rockarms January 21 2010, 06:54:18 UTC

Max was bench pressing one million pounds an absurd amount of weight when Bulba came in. He wasn't doing as much as he could because he didn't have anybody to spot him (Knuckles where were you) but it was still way the heck more weight than anyone, legally, should have been allowed to bench press.

Max acknowledged Bulba's entrance by grunting at him, "HHHHRGN," as at the moment, his manly exertions prevented him from more than a guttural utterance. He certainly wasn't expecting anything beyond the normal for an afternoon of weightlifting, this was beyond all doubt.

Lift weights, drink water, help Bulba, get muscles. Nothing, surely, nothing out of the ordinary would interrupt this everyday cycle.

beststarter January 21 2010, 07:13:29 UTC

Bulba was becoming well versed in the language of manly grunting. To his trained ears, "HHHHRGN" sounded more or less like, "Oh hey, Bulba, what's up?" He would kindly wait until after Max was done with his reps before replying. Bulba didn't want to distract him while he was lifting that much weight.

Though it seemed a lot less than usual. Bulba realized it was probably because Knuckles wasn't around. That was weird. Actually, it wasn't just the echidna. There wasn't anyone else around either! So it was just the large, very muscular man and his tiny, kinda-sorta muscular friend.

Wow, that sure made for a convenient scenario for a horror film something weird to take place! Not like that would happen.

drawin_on_trees January 21 2010, 20:24:02 UTC

DON'T JINX IT BULBA- whoops too late.

Today, Skull Kid was hanging around the gym because he had a brilliant idea that involved the use of 27 gym mats among other assorted implements of destruction. Unfortunately, he had been foiled by a locked supply closet door. Not one to be deterred so easily, Skull Kid instead began prowling for someone to pull a quick prank on. The building was mostly empty and quiet, except for a few voices coming from the weight room.

Skull Kid scurried to the door and peeked in. Just two. And he recognized one of them! So, that Bulbasaur kid was here to get stronger? Skull Kid knew a way to make that happen.

A few moments later and he was sneaking away, leaving behind two very confused people, some bright colors, and trying hard not to giggle too loudly.

tank_rockarms January 21 2010, 21:24:36 UTC

'I'm havin' an out of body experience' Max thought. 'I can see myself pumpin' iron. There I am. Why'd I stop?' He grew concerned about why he had stopped.

beststarter January 21 2010, 22:00:49 UTC

He had probably stopped because just before, he hadn't actually been pumping iron. Because just before, he had actually just been a little boy. Who had been watching. And now he had an absurdly heavy weight in his hands and why was it so easy to lift what was going on.

Something was not right about this.

He set the wights back on the rack easily. He moved to sit up and realized he had to maneuver around giant muscles to do so. Oh no. Bulba slowly turned his head to look at... himself.

"... Ba."